Welcome to Utterly Random and Probably Crazy. Please read the first post of the signup thread if you have not done so already.
The prologue can only be completed before the actual start of the game. The prologue must be completed individually. You do not need to copy and paste your character sheet for the Prologue, but this will be necessary later. Everyone must answer the first question below and the conversation will go from there.
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: Tag (0) Torso: Gift Wrapper (0) Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
"I'm a present. You don't seem to be dead. You are talking, after all."
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
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Hands M: Spoon O: Chopsticks
Armor H: Scalp (0) T: Robe of Excellence (0) L: Galactic Trousers (0)
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FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
If something exciting's going to happen, we should probably all assemble somewhere. But who cares about that?
I'm not about to give the hat back, though, since it's really comfy. I cut left through a door and look around for something heavy to knock out my pursuer.
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3
He's got you in a bear hug and not letting go.
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
She is not making it easy as she keeps evading your efforts to retrieve your hat. She disappears through a doorway.
Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6
In the middle of you doing your business, someone barges into the bathroom wearing a chefs hat!
Name: Matthias
Age: 23
Phobia: Heights
Background: Appeared around 2011. He is the most hardcore user to date. His Pencil creates pure awesomeness and his Eraser eliminates evil and smudges.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC:12 / RES:13 / ACU:9 / PHO:5
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4/5
Someone responds, "I'm a present. You don't seem to be dead. You are talking, after all."
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
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Hands M: Spoon O: Chopsticks
Armor H: Scalp (0) T: Robe of Excellence (0) L: Galactic Trousers (0)
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FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
You force your way into an occupied bathroom with someone on the toilet.
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
I swing round in a wide turn so that I can run though the doorway straight on.
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3
Hmm...I need to walk over to the river to slip out.
Plus there`s a stockpile of old wood from when we still had river homes.
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
You find yourself in a bathroom with someone on the toilet.
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3
Something is wrong! Emmitt is turning into a box with you inside it! Make a 1d20 roll.
Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6
Somebody else barges into the bathroom!
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
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Hands M: Spoon O: Chopsticks
Armor H: Scalp (0) T: Robe of Excellence (0) L: Galactic Trousers (0)
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FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
You pounce. Make a 1d20 < ACU roll for success.
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: Tag (0) Torso: Gift Wrapper (0) Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
Someone asks you, "No seriously, who are you? I can't see anything."
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some things happened. Also, there was a horse.
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Hands M: Spoon O: Chopsticks
Armor H: Scalp (0) T: Robe of Excellence (0) L: Galactic Trousers (0)
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FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
[roll 1d20 Pounce!]
If the pounce fails, I try crawling into the next stall over and leaving that way.
Edit: Apparently making the pounce exciting caused the pounce to fail completely, so let's try that again in another 30 seconds or so.
