Welcome to Utterly Random and Probably Crazy. Please read the first post of the signup thread if you have not done so already.
The prologue can only be completed before the actual start of the game. The prologue must be completed individually. You do not need to copy and paste your character sheet for the Prologue, but this will be necessary later. Everyone must answer the first question below and the conversation will go from there.
Name: Chryos
Age: Unknown
Phobia: Bees
Background: A reaper who is scared of bees due to being stung multiple times over the course of his life.
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 8 / RES: 11/ ACU: 8/ PHO: 2
Fatigue: 88
Health: 55
Stress: 2
"Did you click the picture or the comments?"
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3
"Emmitt shows u out of nowhere!"
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
You look around for the kitchen. One of the patrons squints at you while noisily slurping her soup. The kitchen is behind you.
Name: Matthias
Age: 23
Phobia: Heights
Background: Appeared around 2011. He is the most hardcore user to date. His Pencil creates pure awesomeness and his Eraser eliminates evil and smudges.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC:12 / RES:13 / ACU:9 / PHO:5
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4/5
"You are useless. One of my henchmen grabbed the wrong person. That is why I am feeding you to the sharks."
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
Snow falls from above. It looks like someone is on the roof.
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
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Hands M: Spoon O: Chopsticks
Armor H: Scalp (0) T: Robe of Excellence (0) L: Galactic Trousers (0)
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FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
You squint at the chef while noisily slurping your soup. He is looking around like he is looking for something.
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3
Name: Chryos
Age: Unknown
Phobia: Bees
Background: A reaper who is scared of bees due to being stung multiple times over the course of his life.
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 8 / RES: 11/ ACU: 8/ PHO: 2
Fatigue: 88
Health: 55
Stress: 2
I click on the comments of course. I have an image zoom extension on my browser so clicking on pictures is obsolete as I can just hover over the link and the image would just pop up.
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3
"What does Number 52 involve and how effective is it?"
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
You head into a lavish kitchen.
Name: Matthias
Age: 23
Phobia: Heights
Background: Appeared around 2011. He is the most hardcore user to date. His Pencil creates pure awesomeness and his Eraser eliminates evil and smudges.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC:12 / RES:13 / ACU:9 / PHO:5
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4/5
"I have a better idea. Shoot him now. I am tired of listening to him beg."
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
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Hands M: Spoon O: Chopsticks
Armor H: Scalp (0) T: Robe of Excellence (0) L: Galactic Trousers (0)
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FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
You throw a small potted plant at the chef. It hits the door to the kitchen as he is already inside.
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
I look to see if there are any order cards I can fulfill.
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
Is it... him? Only one way to be sure. I listen for the jingling of sleigh bells and any peculiar noises coming from the chimney that would suggest someone is attempting to climb down.
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
You see an order for Cheezybits.
Name: Matthias
Age: 23
Phobia: Heights
Background: Appeared around 2011. He is the most hardcore user to date. His Pencil creates pure awesomeness and his Eraser eliminates evil and smudges.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC:12 / RES:13 / ACU:9 / PHO:5
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4/5
BANG!
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
You hear sounds coming down the chimney.
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
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Hands M: Spoon O: Chopsticks
Armor H: Scalp (0) T: Robe of Excellence (0) L: Galactic Trousers (0)
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FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
You head outside to look for a shaved ice place, but can you read the signs?
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Armor: Head: Tag (0) Torso: Gift Wrapper (0) Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
Hands: Main: Off:
I try to wrap my mind around the fact that I'm about to see the Santa Claus. I try to think of some thing formal and friendly to say to the world-famous figurehead of Christmas.
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
Mmm... cheezybits. I go and get ingredients. (Flour, salt, cheddar, and butter.)
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: Tag (0) Torso: Gift Wrapper (0) Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
It's Matthias!
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
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Hands M: Spoon O: Chopsticks
Armor H: Scalp (0) T: Robe of Excellence (0) L: Galactic Trousers (0)
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FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
All of the signs say Google. You don't see Bing anywhere.
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
You find emptied bags that were chewed through. Your ingredients are gone.
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: Tag (0) Torso: Gift Wrapper (0) Legs: Gift Wrapper (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
Santa Cla-! Oh. Well this is a bit of a disappointment.
