Welcome to Utterly Random and Probably Crazy. Please read the first post of the signup thread if you have not done so already.
The prologue can only be completed before the actual start of the game. The prologue must be completed individually. You do not need to copy and paste your character sheet for the Prologue, but this will be necessary later. Everyone must answer the first question below and the conversation will go from there.
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
A doggie! One of the few living things in a human house who won't rip apart presents.
Name: Danwar
Age: 123
Phobia: Fail
Background: Danwar is a late adolescent dragon,still small enough to use human tools and armours but a sizable foe.However,he's hgad a fear of heights sice he hatched.This hinders hi minflight,but if he DOES lift off,he feels better and is less afraid ish.
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Hands:
Main:Claws
Off:Other claws
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12/ RES: 10/ ACU: 8/ PHO:3
Fatigue: 88/88
Health: 50/50
Stress: 3/3
I facepalm. "Where am i/are we,O mysterious voice in my head??"
Name: Matthias
Age: 23
Phobia: Heights
Background: Appeared around 2011. He is the most hardcore user to date. His Pencil creates pure awesomeness and his Eraser eliminates evil and smudges.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC:12 / RES:13 / ACU:9 / PHO:5
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4/5
"No, you're not. Feed him to the sharks!"
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3
"A sea gull flies overhead."
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
"It is probably somewhere back in the kitchen."
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
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Hands M: Left hand fist!!!! O: Right hand poke!!!!
Armor H: Scalp (0) T: Robe of Excellence (0) L: Galactic Trousers (0)
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FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
"How does the beef noodle soup taste?"
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
"The dog starts sniffing you and nudging your with his muzzle."
Name: Danwar
Age: 123
Phobia: Fail
Background: Danwar is a late adolescent dragon,still small enough to use human tools and armours but a sizable foe.However,he's hgad a fear of heights sice he hatched.This hinders hi minflight,but if he DOES lift off,he feels better and is less afraid ish.
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Hands:
Main:Claws
Off:Other claws
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12/ RES: 10/ ACU: 8/ PHO:3
Fatigue: 88/88
Health: 50/50
Stress: 3/3
"You are in your happy place. Tell me what you see."
Name: Danwar
Age: 123
Phobia: Fail
Background: Danwar is a late adolescent dragon,still small enough to use human tools and armours but a sizable foe.However,he's hgad a fear of heights sice he hatched.This hinders hi minflight,but if he DOES lift off,he feels better and is less afraid ish.
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Hands:
Main:Claws
Off:Other claws
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12/ RES: 10/ ACU: 8/ PHO:3
Fatigue: 88/88
Health: 50/50
Stress: 3/3
I look around,seeing my cave with an old longsword i found laying around once on the wall (somehow i managed to find a sutible place to put it),and a peaceful meadow outside stretching far off into the distance,and a large pile of food capible of feeding me through an entire year piled up into the corner of the cave.
(I really didnt have much in mind for this one,but as they say...)
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
I go back into the kitchen to search for my excellent hat.
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
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Hands M: Left hand fist!!!! O: Right hand poke!!!!
Armor H: Scalp (0) T: Robe of Excellence (0) L: Galactic Trousers (0)
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FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
It tastes beefy. And stewy, with a hint of noodles. But it mostly tastes like salt. The salt is overpowering. The beef noodle stew is more like a bucket of salt water. Of course, we went out specially to get this stew, so I choke it down and smile.
Name: Chryos
Age: Unknown
Phobia: Bees
Background: A reaper who is scared of bees due to being stung multiple times over the course of his life.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 8 / RES: 11/ ACU: 8/ PHO: 2
Fatigue: 88
Health: 55
Stress: 2
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
If presents had arms, I would pet the dog. Unfortunately, we don't, so I sit there and wonder why the dog would be up and about at this hour. I also, once again, curse the fact that presents have no limbs and that our only mode of transportation is a labored, clumsy hopping motion.
Name: Danwar
Age: 123
Phobia: Fail
Background: Danwar is a late adolescent dragon,still small enough to use human tools and armours but a sizable foe.However,he's hgad a fear of heights sice he hatched.This hinders hi minflight,but if he DOES lift off,he feels better and is less afraid ish.
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Hands:
Main:Claws
Off:Other claws
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12/ RES: 10/ ACU: 8/ PHO:3
Fatigue: 88/88
Health: 50/50
Stress: 3/3
"Is it dark outside?"
Name: Matthias
Age: 23
Phobia: Heights
Background: Appeared around 2011. He is the most hardcore user to date. His Pencil creates pure awesomeness and his Eraser eliminates evil and smudges.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC:12 / RES:13 / ACU:9 / PHO:5
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4/5
"Why should I not kill you? You're useless to me except as shark food."
Name: Chef Excellence
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
"You head back to the kitchen, but find yourself in a dining area of a noodle restaurant. There are several patrons eating."
Name: Storm
Age: Tortellini
Phobia: Horses
Background: Some bad things happened. Also, there was a horse.
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Hands M: Left hand fist!!!! O: Right hand poke!!!!
Armor H: Scalp (0) T: Robe of Excellence (0) L: Galactic Trousers (0)
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FOC: 15 | RES: 9 | ACU: 8 | PHO: 5
Fatigue: 96
Health: 45
Stress: 5
"Someone dressed like a chef without the chef hat enters the dining area."
Name: Chryos
Age: Unknown
Phobia: Bees
Background: A reaper who is scared of bees due to being stung multiple times over the course of his life.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 8 / RES: 11/ ACU: 8/ PHO: 2
Fatigue: 88
Health: 55
Stress: 2
"Click on it."
Name: Allan P.
Age: 28
Phobia: Snakes and Spiders
Background: A bored, unemployed web programmer.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 10/ RES: 10/ ACU: 11/ PHO: 6
Fatigue: (FOC+RES)*4 = 40
Health: RES*5 = 50
Stress: PHO = 6
"What food is around you?"
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
Name: Chryos
Age: Unknown
Phobia: Bees
Background: A reaper who is scared of bees due to being stung multiple times over the course of his life.
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 8 / RES: 11/ ACU: 8/ PHO: 2
Fatigue: 88
Health: 55
Stress: 2
Name: Emile
Age: 11
Phobia: Enclosement
Background: Grew up working in the envelope factory and had a horrible dream of being sealed in one,and slept in a closet until she ran away from the city.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: Stat_a = 13 / RES: Stat_b = 7 / ACU: Stat_c = 8 / PHO: Roll_d = 3
Fatigue: 80
Health: 35
Stress: 3
Age: 37
Phobia: Death
Background: Chef Excellence is a figment of his own imagination. He endorses any and all culinary products available.
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 6 / RES: 3 / ACU: 4 / PHO: 6
Fatigue: 36
Health: 15
Stress: 6
Hmm... I must have gotten lost. Still, I can find the kitchen in this restaurant and make some excellent noodles for people. I look around for the kitchen.
Name: Red
Age: -303
Phobia: Toddlers
Background: Is a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present containing a red present...
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Hands: Main: Off:
Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
FOC: 12 / RES: 13 / ACU: 9 / PHO: 4
Fatigue: 100
Health: 65
Stress: 4
I attempt to hop over to a place with a window that has a view outside the house to see what all the thumping is about.
