You all suck at making topics and yet they're still here wallowing about. Lemme hit ya with a Lil SHABANG
Describe your favorite candy/candies, but don't state what your favorite candy is.
Mine are a cyndrical hard candy, with fruity flavors. They are somewhat translucent, although the amount differs with the flavour/colourful, obviously. Best flavor is blueberry but a lot of people seem to think watermelon is.
It's a relatively long black stick. It's kind of hard but has some sticky sweetness inside it. I like the bigger ones more, they're more satisfying, however they come in all sizes.
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Twix are great
Wednesday last, the ship arrived in port;
Its cargo holds, with ingots, lined.
We'd played some sailors in a game of gin
For their goods from lands refined.
Several bad hands put my watch into hock,
But I prevailed 'fore daylight's break.
We'd cleaned them out of prescious claret
And played till naught was left to take.
Our success, we toasted with champagne.
The gelatinous sweets were ours at last.
You want me to choose? You're cruel, pang, too cruel.
It's sweet on the outside. You dissolve it a little with your mouth juice, when suddenly, the taste changes. YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE SOUR FIZZY CAPSULE THAT LIVES INSIDE. At this point, you either eat the entire thing fast before you run out of SOUR FIZZY CAPSULE or you suck out all the flavor of the SOUR FIZZY CAPSULE and then eat the normal flavored candy afterwards.
It's a large chocolate bar rammed full of peanuts, raisins, nougat, caramel, and puffed rice. The surface is rather lumpy. It's extremely solid and satisfying.
I don't eat candy. It's unhealthy.
So's most of the food we eat. Including, but not limited to, cured, smoked, or otherwise processed meat, red meat, bread, anything fried, that cereal you had for breakfast (I don't care what it was, still loaded with sugar.), and fruit juice. And it hasn't killed me yet.
Well don't know this is really considered 'candy candy' but it's dessert.
It's a soft doughy type of baked disc-like thing. I like it usually baked with spotted chocolates and when it's fresh out the oven. My favorite types are the firm yet still easily breakable ones that are crispy on the outside but soft and warm on the inside, best enjoyed with milk.
It's a chocolatey circle thing with small spike things around it and it has the butter peanut thing inside the other thing. The candy is then put in a orange and brown package thing and it's sent out for people to do things with the thing.
Including, but not limited to, cured, smoked, or otherwise processed meat, red meat, bread, anything fried, that cereal you had for breakfast (I don't care what it was, still loaded with sugar.), and fruit juice.
Smoked meat: No.
Red meat: Unless it's red due to substandard cooking, no.
Bread: No.
Bran flakes, Quaker oat cereal, multigrain Cheerios knockoff: No.
Fruit juice: Unless scurvy is the epitome of health, no.
It's sweet, fluffy, and it's usually pink or blue, though it sometimes comes in other colors like orange, purple, or yellow. It starts out big, but shrinks as you eat it. You can eat it off a stick or out of a bag, depending on where you buy it. Most candy stores do not sell it, but you can find it at most fairs and baseball games. I've even seen it sold by the bucket.
As you can see in my armatar, I am a master wizard with the ability to make this type of candy come out of my hands. I call it......ARM CANDY.
It's hard on the outside, oval, and striped in white and various colours depending on the flavor. The outside is somewhat mint-tasting, then the inside has a flavor-tasting liquid thing.
