This is either gonna be great or it's gonna die in three pages Lol
Freakenstein has been a moderator for four years! He has accumulated wisdom and experience over the years, so he's gonna plug his ears and do an Ask Me Anything thread. So naturally, ask me anything! Within reason of course :P
Hey man, even though you are kind of dumb and a dodo and like to drink a lot and yell at us belligerently I love you
Is it true that you're a mass-murdering stupid idiot with no credentials?
@Freakenstein
Why does everyone else think you are dumb?
What happened with the Attic Noise Maker?
Why don't you become a user again, return to us who love and respect you? Ok, not all of us apparently, but most of us do!
Crickets burp, as any gaseous product obtained after consuming meals has to escape somewhere, but it is likely that their burps sound differently than ours. The sound of our burps come from the esophageal sphincter and our vocal cords, but crickets do not have these.
How did you get all that blue stuff all over your words?
CuSO4 and luck. If unlucky, you will get CuSO4 in the forge fire and instead make pretty blue-green flames.
Shark diving or sky diving?
Sky diving. Either you scream at the top of your lungs falling down, or you scream from the inside of a shark when it has inevitably decided you were delicious.
so I'll ask you this, what is your secret to dealing with this place year after year?
Alcohol and onion rings. Alcohol to forget the trauma caused by mediating two bickering users (cause I'm Introverted), and the onion rings to lure trolls away from an area.
Hey man, even though you are kind of dumb and a dodo and like to drink a lot and yell at us belligerently I love you
THAT'S NOT A #$%@#$ QUESTION *breathes inhaler*
Why does everyone else think you are dumb?
Cause they are big meanies! And in the chat room I act silly. I'm not allowed to moderate while tipsy, but in the chat room....
What happened with the Attic Noise Maker?
It pooped out some babies, and either left or died. My headcanon is that the attic noise maker could not feed the babies fast enough and so its offspring just decided to eat it.
Why don't you become a user again, return to us who love and respect you?
If I become a user, I won't remember that I've been a mod. Security and Anti-"Get back at the mods for hazing you" reasons of course :P
Is there an AG secret that no one knows except you?
