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The small town of Addams, population of 189 Itts, loved derby hats. But most of all, they loved having silky, long hair. Itts would spend six hours every day, twice a day, washing their silky, long hair. However, the town had terrifyingly outdated piping. Pipes would violently quake inside walls and were often clogged from the silky, long hair. After many decades, the silky, long hair began to develop sentience. It slithered out of the piping and into an abandoned shampoo factory. Tired of being cramped in the piping and scorned by Itts, the silky, long hair converged into a massive hairball that blocked out the sunlight. The terrified Itts were unable to escape from its tangles and remain trapped inside to this day. Eventually the hairball became so bored, it split into two hairballs and one flew into the night sky and began swallowing the little twinkling stars. So ends the harrowing tale of armorplayergc, otherwise known as "The deadly hairball that clogged our pipes and ravages our streets on National Haircut Day (April 1st - Satisfy all your hair care needs with the Dandy Dandruff product line. Call now at 1-800-OUR-DOOM and get a free wig!)"
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