how to fix a bucket is basically where someone posts a problem then the next person posts how to fix it then the next person posts how that's wrong/how you would go about doing that and so on.
Also this thread has been going of for too long, and has strayed far from the OP.
Good luck with that. I've showed my dog Gigi how to make a tea and every time I ask her to make one she looks at me like I'm crazy.
Everyone here is crazy. If you are not crazy when you join, you become later So don't worry, I believe you are qualified enough to ask your dog to make tea. If I had a pet I would probably send it to the super market to do my shopping for me