Simple! Easy! The rules are simple – if you had a skyscraper floor, what would you put in it? Why would it be special? Etc! 1st person does Floor 1, next Floor 2, and so on!
Post your posts like this:
Floor #
This floor is home to bla bla bla. Why? Because yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda. Also, it has yabber yabber yabber yabber yabber. It also has yeah yeah yeah in it. Nah nah nah.
Floor 1
This floor looks like an ordinary hotel lobby by day. At night the laws of physics become rather malleable.
The floor plans for this particular floor were lost before construction even began. So this floor was pretty much built according to the taste and foggy memory of the workers. There is a massive amount of corridors and doors that lead to nowhere as a result.
This floor is full of air conditioning and ventilation systems which keep the floor below from freezing, evaporating, or condensing. It is here that the eternal battle is waged between the Humidifiers and Dehumidifiers, fighting to the death for absolute control, neither empire gaining or losing more than its opponent. No one knows just how this careful balance is maintained, but if either should fall, it could have disastrous consequences.
This floor holds one of the most insidious devices ever created. With the help of 2 magnets, the Arch-coin, the very first of its kind, is suspended midair between Heads and Tails. It is said that this balance is what causes all the coins in the world to land on either Heads or Tails. Should the coin somehow fall on one of its sides, then every coin flip in the world will be affected from that point on, only being able to land on the same side. Historians believe this device is connected to the worship of Flipper, the alleged god of Coin Flips. If that's true, then trespassing in a god's domain is not a wise thing to do.
This floor is filled with annoying and mostly meaningless microtransactions. From paying to enter this floor to paying to speak an unlimited amount of times to paying to use a certain device. Most people go broke trying to pay for every single microtransaction.
The whole floor is a giant lighter-than-air bouncy castle. A $5000 prize is awarded to anyone who can reach the ceiling five kilometers up, but no one has been able to claim it yet. Helium suits can be rented from a small shop in the corner, but they only help a little. To prevent theft, the elevator doors are too narrow to fit a helium suit through.
On this floor, there is a horrible smell which lingers throughout the air. Nobody has been able to identify the source but it's been known to stick to clothes and people. The smell will persist through washing and will fade after several days.
Floor 420
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This floor is filled with....Weirdos who are constantly in a state of false bliss due to over use of drugs....End Report
Floor 422
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This floor is the eternal resting place of A cat with a dog tooth collar and a flying triangle. The elevator and stairs don't even go to this floor.
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