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SomeRandomStickboy
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So I've been thinking for about 30 seconds and came up with a fun game to play. So what I do is I specify a list of Gods from different mythologies/ancient religions. I then use gods from them, specify some attacks and stats they can use, and you can choose to be a god and use those attacks. So here's what's going to be happening: Let's say SRS(me) chooses a god, for example... Nikolai, the god of... glue. His attacks are Glue Eating, Random Usernames, and Russian Scum. Glue Eating does 1 damage, Random Usernames does 2 damage, and Russian Scum does 37,000 damage. You can choose to take this God if you are the first person to claim it in the post, if someone else has it, you can't be that god. Now let's say that Saiyoku chooses the god... Unnecessarily Long Name, the god of extremely small feet and diarrhea(sorry if you're eating). If I wanted to use an attack on someone, I would say @Saiyoku / Russian Scum". Each God starts off "with 100 health. When a god reaches 0 or below, they are out of the game. I'll check on this post every so often to post news on this original post about who is dead, and which gods have been taken.

Before you tell me this post isn't complete, I'm on and off on this right now and don't exactly have time to list all the gods and attacks, so this is the preparation/instruction post. Feel free to suggest gods.

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Boofuss
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I wish to be Bacchus, God of Wine and Drinking. I'll get back to the moves.

Saiyoku
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I suggest Xom the Unpredictable, God of Chaos.
He has one attack, called "Poke" which may give random effects, and random damage,
with the default damage of 8. Though this may change, due to chaotic effects of Xom Each poke will induce a status effect.
Status effects may include;
Poison
Lethal poison
Lignification (Turns target into a tree for 3-4 turns)
Berserk (Damage, speed boost, but target goes crazy for 3-4 turns)
Arachnid Form (Turns target into a poisonous spider for 3-4 turns.)
Flight (allows target to fly for 3-4 turns.)
Confusion (confuses target for 3-4 turns, target might attack itself)
Paralysis (Paralyzes target for 3-4 turns.)
Rot (Target's flesh rots for 3-4 turns, causing stat loss)
Drain (Target's health is drained and used for healing. 5 to 10 health.)

Well Niko, you up for this?

SomeRandomStickboy
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Jesus... Sure. I'll leave out some stuff when I add it to the God list.

Saiyoku
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You better not slack off, Niko.
This game's got some nice potential I love it.
Expecting some comedy

SomeRandomStickboy
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Xom the Unpredictable, God of Chaos.
"Poke"-Does a random amount of damage(min. 8, max. 20), and gives a random status effect from this list(random, as in the attacker calls upon any player participating in the thread to choose the effect):
Poison: -5 health from a target
Lignification: Turns target into a tree for 1 turns, making their attacks do 75% less DMG
Berserk: +5 DMG boost to target permanently, but makes the target crazy for 1 turn, making all DMG they do 3x less
Flight: allows target to fly for 2 turns, allowing them to bypass any attacks involving status effects
Confusion: confuses target for 3 turns, target attacks itself
Paralysis: Paralyzes target for 2 turns, does not let a target attack if 2/3 of its attacks are status effect attacks
Rot: Target's flesh rots for 4 turns, causing health loss for 5 damage every move the target makes
Drain: Target's health is drained by 5, and the attackers health is raised by 5

TAKEN-Zeus the Lord of Lightning, God of the skies
"Bolt Action"-Does 10 Damage. +5 damage for every consecutive attack
"Falling Skies"-Does 50 damage to you and the target
"Sprout"-Sprouts flowers around the enemy, providing a false sense of security. All damage to the enemy does +5

Apollo, God of the Sun and Prophecy
"Incinerate"-Does 20 damage every time the target uses a move while having a status effect active on them
"Foresight"-Dodges the next 3 attacks
"Scorchfield"-Does 10 damage to up to 5 targets

Hermes, God of Speed and Travel
"Godspeed"-Does +5 damage for every move that the user has made
"Interrealm"-All attacks from Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon above 40 damage do no damage for the rest of his time alive
"In The Know"-The target cannot get status effects for the next two turns

Diana, Goddess of Archery, the Moon, and the Hunt
"Moonblaze"-Does 15 damage. Does +20 damage if the attack is used between 7:00 PM and 6:00 AM according to EST.
"Arrow Storm"-Does 40 damage to up to 5 targets, but also allows no moves for the next three turns
"Call of the Hunt"-Any attacks involving animals or plants done in the next 2 turns do no damage to anyone, no matter the user or target. Wears off after Artemis is defeated.

Demeter, Goddess of Vegetation
"Overgrow"-Paralyzes target
"Wither"-All helpful attacks used by target have no effect
"Blades of Grass"-Does 5 damage to the target. If the target uses any attacks involving the ground they receive 10 damage

THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO WHEN YOU ATTACK! BEGIN!

I CHOOSE ZEUS

Saiyoku
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I CHOOSE XOM!

I poke @SomeRandomStickboy =)))

SomeRandomStickboy
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@Saiyoku you need to mention a random user to choose the status effect

I use Bolt Action on @Saiyoku

Yellowcat
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Can I be Ra? (Egyptian God) I don't know what moves he would have, something sun-related and Egyptain-y. How about...
"God of the Sun"- Restores 10 health (can only be used once a day)
"Solar Boats"- The sun sets on your enemy and the next three attacks on him miss.
"Merge With Osiris"- Ra joins the god of the dead and the next attack on Ra deals 1/2 the amount of damage back.
"Eye of Horus"- Ra takes the form of a Hawk; deals 15 damage and 15 more if the last attack on them dealt more than 20 damage.

I can choose the effect for @Saiyoku if desired.

Saiyoku
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Sure, go ahead @Yellowcat

Guess I have 90 out of 100 hp now!

Muffin1634
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I choose Diana. I'm usually going to be using moonblaze...

Which brings me to my attack.

@SomeRandomStickboy / Moonblaze
The time is 11:01 PM PST. Add 3 hours... 2:01 EST, within the 7:00 PM - 6:00 AM timeframe. Deals 35 damage, up from the normal 15.

Zeus' HP: 100 => 65
Hard blows!

Muffin1634
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I'll be nice and declare that my 3 turn cool down takes either a full day or 6 posts.

THERE ARE NO LIMITS ON WHEN YOU ATTACK!

Do you mean timewise or postwise?

SomeRandomStickboy
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@Muffin1634 One attack per post, but you can post at any time.

I use Bolt Action on @Muffin1634.

@Yellowcat No more than three moves. Take out Solar Boat and I guess you're good.

SomeRandomStickboy
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NEW GOD

Ra, God of the Sun
"God of the Sun"- Restores 10 health (can only be used once a day)
"Vengeance"- The next attack on Ra deals 1/2 the amount of damage back.
"Eye of Horus"- Deals 15 damage and 10 more if the last attack on them dealt more than 40 damage.

Tweaked for @Yellowcat as it was OP

Yellowcat
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That was the point...
It's fine, they were just suggestions.

I use Eye of Horus on @Muffin1634

I have randomly picked the Berserk effect for @Saiyoku 's last attack

Muffin1634
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Diana's HP: 100 => 90 => 75

@Boofuss, @Yellowcat, @SomeRandomStickboy, @Saiyoku / Arrow Storm

Zeus' HP: 65 => 25
Bacchus' HP: 100 => 60
Xom's HP: 100 => 60
Ra's HP: 100 => 60

Cannot be reused until 7:15 tomorrow morning (PST) or until Post 20. kbye

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