This is based off of an old forum game from a long time ago. I can't really find it anywhere, so...
Welcome to Edit the Quote 2.0! Here is how the game works:
Person A: Hi, my name is Bob.
Person B:
Hi, I need a job.
Sure! I have a restaurant near the town square.
Person A:
Soon, I'll have some pizza topped with cat hair!
Eww! How does that work?
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The edited quote has to vaguely resemble the original one, and you have to follow the forum rules, but other than that, go wild!
I'll start:
Hello! I really missed the old game, so I'm remaking it!