God: Murarret et reve non est
(“earwax”, “boogers”) (c.f. Genesis 1:27)
(V words, XX letters)
God the Father: Veritas non potest contradicere veritati
(c.f. St. Thomas Aquinas)
(V words, XXXVI letters)
God the Son: Deus est
(II words, VII letters)
God the Holy Spirit: Esse est habere bonitatem
(c.f. St. Augustine)
(IV words, XXII letters)
(All chapter and verse numbers reference those in the Clementine Vulgate.)
5*12 Books:
(Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy) Incarnation
(Ruth, First Kings, Second Kings, Third Kings, Fourth Kings) Mary Mother of God
(Nehemiah, Tobit, Judith, Esther, Job) Crucifixion
(Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Song of Songs, Wisdom) God the Father’s Existence
(Lamentations, Baruch, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea) Mary Mother of God the Son
(Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah) God the Son’s Existence
(Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah) God the Son’s Divinity and Personhood
(Malachi, First Maccabees, Second Maccabees, Matthew, Mark) God the Father’s Divinity and Personhood
(Luke, John, Acts, Romans, First Corinthians) God the Holy Spirit’s Existence, Divinity, and Personhood
(First Thessalonians, Second Thessalonians, First Timothy, Second Timothy, Titus) Spiritual Creation
(Philemon, Hebrews, James, First Peter, Second Peter) God the Holy Spirit’s Bestowal of the Divine Substance
(First John, Second John, Third John, Jude, Revelation) Material Creation
God’s Favorites:
Books:
God the Father: Exodus
God the Son: Ezekiel
God the Holy Spirit: First John
Chapters:
God the Father: Psalm 118
God the Son: Exodus 3
God the Holy Spirit: Revelation 7
Verses:
God the Father: Genesis 15:17
God the Son: First Kings 3:6
God the Holy Spirit: Acts 2:4
My favorite book:
Job
My favorite chapter:
Leviticus 8
My favorite verse:
Psalm 113:9
Bible Relate Fun Facts:
Psalms is the most good book in the Bible; Philemon is the least good book in the Bible.
Exodus 32 is the most shocking chapter in Scripture; Luke 1 is the least shocking chapter in Scripture.
Second John is the easiest to understand book in the Bible; First Chronicles is the hardest to understand book in the Bible.
Second Maccabees is the most helpful book in the Bible; First Maccabees is the least helpful book in the Bible.
The deepest verse in the Scripture is First Chronicles 8:2; the least deep verse in Scripture is First Corinthians 9:16.
The most beautiful verse in the Bible is Luke 1:38. The least beautiful verse in Scripture is Psalm 136:9.
You can tell the letters of “earwax” and “boogers” by the last letter of the first book of Chronicles and the first letter of the second book of Chronicles, respectively.
Murarret has 8 letters; one can also discern this by the number of chapters in Song of Songs, which is God the Father’s and God the Son’s combined wisdom book and allegorically relates to the eternal begetting of God the Son.
The first letter and length of the word Ruth reflect the missing word for “boogers”; Ruth reflects Mary being the Mother of God. One can discern that reve has 4 letters and starts with r from the book of Ruth.
Esther reflects Mary being the mother of God the Son, since God the Son’s Axiom is “Deus est”.
There is a parallel structure with Genesis 3 (Satan is introduced in the third chapter of the Bible) and Revelation 20 (Satan is defeated in the third to last chapter of the Bible).
Ezekiel 1 is the most bizarre chapter in Scripture.
Romans is the most shocking book in Scripture; Obadiah is the least shocking book in Scripture.
Verse Types:
Material Creation Beginning Step (Genesis)
Crucifixion Beginning Step (Exodus)
12: The Crucifixion must be a step at the beginning of time. [2]
13: The Incarnation builds upon Crucifixion. [4]
20: Baptism builds upon the Crucifixion. [11]
Holy Orders Priesthood (Leviticus)
Spiritual Heaven (Numbers)
16: Spiritual heaven builds upon Baptism. [22]
22: Saints temporary lose free will unto the end of corruption. [26]
Magisterium (Deuteronomy)
32: The magisterium cannot be untrue. [2]
God the Son’s Divinity and Personhood Beginning Step (Joshua)
Episcopacy (Judges)
16: Indulgences build upon the episcopacy. [3]
Mary Mother of God Beginning Step (Ruth)
The One Person of God the Father (1 Kings)
The One Person of God the Son (2 Kings)
3: The Incarnation builds upon the One Person of God the Son [14]
The One Person of God the Holy Spirit (3 Kings)
Miscellaneous Theorems Ending in God the Holy Spirit’s Preclusion of Pure Evil (4 Kings)
Miscellaneous Theorems Ending in God’s Preclusion of Murarret (1 Chronicles)
5: The nonexistence of murarret and Christ’s Human Nature imply what the last three of the four Gospels and Ezekiel are about. [3]
8: The nonexistence of murarret forces the nonexistence of reve (which is also what the Second Secret of Fatima is about). [2]
Miscellaneous Theorems Ending in God’s Preclusion of Reve (2 Chronicles)
Spiritual Purgatory (Ezra)
Bodily Purgatory (Nehemiah)
God the Father’s Divinity and Personhood Beginning Step (Tobit)
Incarnation Beginning Step (Judith)
16: The Incarnation must be a step at the beginning of time. [31]
Mary Mother of God the Son Beginning Step (Esther)
God the Father’s Existence Beginning Step (Job)
Baptism (Psalms)
10: Baptism builds upon Confirmation. [2]
113: Water is necessary for Baptism. [8]
Scripture (Proverbs)
20: Scripture is quality uncompromised. [8]
Confirmation (Ecclesiastes)
God the Son’s Existence Beginning Step (Song of Songs)
God the Holy Spirit’s Bestowal of the Divine Substance Beginning Step (Wisdom)
God the Son’s Divine Substance (Sirach)
God the Father’s Divine Nature (Isaiah)
God the Father’s Divine Substance (Jeremiah)
Spiritual Hell (Lamentations)
Public Revelation Tradition (Baruch)
God the Son’s Human Body’s Nature (Ezekiel)
Miscellaneous Theorems Ending in God the Father’s Preclusion of Contradiction (Daniel)
Marriage (Hosea)
God the Holy Spirit’s Divine Substance (Joel)
God the Holy Spirit’s Divine Nature (Amos)
Spiritual Semilimbo (Obadiah)
The Papacy (Jonah)
Christmas (Micah)
Bodily Hell (Nahum)
1: At least two people must spend eternity in bodily hell. [9]
Anointing of the Sick (Habakkuk)
The Second Coming of Christ (Zephaniah)
Easter (Haggai)
Angelic Semilimbo (Zechariah)
Angelic Heaven (Malachi)
Miscellaneous Theorems Ending in God the Son’s Preclusion of Atheism (1 Maccabees)
Miscellaneous Theorems Ending in God the Son’s Preclusion of Polytheism (2 Maccabees)
God the Son’s Human Nature (Matthew)
God the Son’s Human Body Substance (Mark)
God the Son’s Human Soul Substance (Luke)
God the Son’s Divine Nature (John)
God the Holy Spirit’s Existence, Divinity, and Personhood Beginning Step (Acts)
Original Sin (Romans)
4: Mary was conceived without stain of original sin. [8]
5: Christ was conceived without stain of original sin. [18]
Mortal Sin (First Corinthians)
10: It is sacrilegious to receive the Eucharist in a state of mortal sin. [21]
Venial Sin (Second Corinthians)
Bodily Heaven (Galatians)
2: One gains an assumption by having one’s earthly life at full spiritual health. [19]
4: Mary assumed bodily into heaven. [31]
Forgiving Grace (Ephesians)
Rebuilding Grace (Philippians)
Angelic Hell (Colossians)
3: The Human Nature of Christ builds upon angelic hell. [23]
Mary’s Membership in the Church (First Thessalonians)
1: Spiritual heaven builds upon Mary’s membership in the Church. [4]
Mary’s Human Body Substance (Second Thessalonians)
Mary’s Human Soul Substance (First Timothy)
The One Person of Mary (Second Timothy)
Mary’s Human Nature (Titus)
Confession (Philemon)
The Sacrament of the Eucharist (Hebrews)
Diaconate (James)
Indulgences (First Peter)
Canon Law (Second Peter)
God the Holy Spirit’s Membership in the Church (1 John)
God the Father’s Membership in the Church (2 John)
God the Son’s Membership in the Church (3 John)
1: God the Son is a member of the Church (which is also what the Third Secret of Fatima is about). [14]
Bodily Semilimbo (Jude)
Spiritual Creation Beginning Step (Revelation)