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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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woody_7007
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thank you thoad. I will check out your profile and learn as much about the club as i can. I also want to say hello to all existing members i dont already know.

@ Mud puddle there are already 100 zombies what difference would 1 more make eh?

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Plan:

My house is gated, with a tall black sturdy metal, perfect for shelter for awhile till I could plan to go anywhere. We have two huge storage rooms filled with food, and we keep our water in our water cellar, perfect for hunger and thirst for about 4 months to even a year, and I'm talking about the six members of my family. We live in a small town, with a ginormous mall, with roughly around 500-900 people. We do have a little weapon stash, perfect to shoot whatever zombies we can, and since we have enough food and water for a long time period, we can do this till allot is cleared. I'm not the patient type, I would try and get to the mall as quick as possible! I'd fill up our van, with as much food (More water) as I could, and head straight for the mall. I would stalk up about 6 guns (Since that's pretty much how many we have) and head out (Most likely the day of the pandemic or the day after(Probably sometime that week)). I'd pick up any non infected on the way, since survivors are crucial to your own survival. At the mall, we'd find any way to contact ANYONE, army, regular survivors, etc...

This is my plan, I don't know what a scenario is, but I guess I'll find out (Tell me how you like it).

-Diamond

firetail_madness
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Okay, I'll try, but I'm very very busy these days.

slliM
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I'll right a nice answer to thoad's scenario soon.

Actually, probably tomorrow.

DeepFriedPeanuts
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Ok sense my buddy at the house and I'm not just switch it. he makes sword thing I burn houses. (I kinda like this switch better)

DeepFriedPeanuts
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Hey thoadthetoad am I doing better? Can I get in the clan?

The_Blood_Diamond
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I think you have a DM, which he said you can't join till you get off. It's not my place or right to speak but if you look at what he wrote it states [/quote]Don't get a DM (seen on my profile)

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ok, i would first run to the nearest house I could find. I would then try and get to the second floor and get as many zombies in it as possible. from there I would try and hop from the window if there was a sutible landing below. I would then light the house, as i would have matches or a lighter no matter what, I would have matches.
lol, that's always my strategy as a last resort (hence me being the zombie pyro)! idea stealer <.<U lol.


Still not sure a zombie on fire isn't more of a threat, then less of one.
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thank you thoad. I will check out your profile and learn as much about the club as i can. I also want to say hello to all existing members i don't already know.
@ Mud puddle there are already 100 zombies what difference would 1 more


Woody, it's not that you increased the Zombie count by a miniscule amount, it's that you reduced the number of living people that you know of (including yourself) by FIFTY percent.

You no longer have someone who can guard while you sleep, watch your back in a tough spot, tend to you if you get ill, or injured, or any other of a large number of useful things.

The damage you did to your own ability to survive is immeasurable, and to be honest, I am stunned your suggestion was given a big thumbs up by Thoad. I'd love to hear his reasoning for it...

And none of this even touches on the morality of sacrificing a friend for little to no reason.
thoadthetoad
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Hey thoadthetoad am I doing better? Can I get in the clan?

no, your actually doing WORSE. Don't go for ranks quite yet, instead just try and stop, think, and analyze the potency of your plan.
Still not sure a zombie on fire isn't more of a threat, then less of one.

yes, but when your luring them into a building, think of it like a bakery oven, a bakery oven that COLLAPSES in on the turkey.
woody_7007
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Woody, it's not that you increased the Zombie count by a miniscule amount, it's that you reduced the number of living people that you know of (including yourself) by FIFTY percent.


This may be true, but at the end of the day everyone is out for themselves when it comes down to it. Its not like this other survivor dpesnt have a chance presumably he has the ability to flee too. In any case my character in this scenario had been livinbg alone anyway and then travelled to the base so being alone again shouldn't be much of a problem. The only downside is that i cant use the food and supplies at the base, however i used the resources i had availbale with me at the time. There wasnt enough ammo to kill all the zombies, the best asset i had was food and water so i decided to use those and it just happened to be that someone else had to be sacrificed. I am not normally this ruthless but when it comes to survival you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Scenario solved!

While the zombies are walking toward me, I walk backwards and take out at least five. I then turn around and run, scanning buildings to see if they have 2 stories and are accessible. Once I find a house that fits the bill, I will go inside and destroy the bottom three stairs and the top three stairs with the crowbar.(I know you would think that someone who attempted this would die, but think about it, Humans run faster than zombies walk and houses in the ghetto aren't built that strong and not much are 2 story so the time I find one I will be way ahead of the zombies.) After that, I'll find a way up to the roof and hide in the middle of the roof where no one can see me and wait till all the zombies pass by. After this I will sneak back to base and tell my friend all about it.

DeepFriedPeanuts
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Yes but what if the zombies head toward your friends house?

DeepFriedPeanuts
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Hey thoadthetoad help me along with my ideas instead of slandering them just give me some help. (I'm not very good)

thoadthetoad
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Yes but what if the zombies head toward your friends house?

then he'd probably just be a bit lonely and can't tell anyone his war story.
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