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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thoadthetoad
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alright, taxman, sorry to say, but I don't remember you coming into the club (if skater did please tell me). Unless you have become a member, you cannot make an official scenario, OR virus.

+++That is all+++

p10xm0nk3y
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do you forgive me Thoad?

firetail_madness
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So what must I really do to get into a club?
Answer a previously made scenario?
If so, which is the newest one?

p10xm0nk3y
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not sure firetail, nobody really answers that question...

firetail_madness
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In that case I'll remain confused due to the commotion...

slliM
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Answer this one firetail.
You to p10x

___________________________Scenario___________________________
"BOOM! Head shot!" says your sniper, who just woke you up with his head shotness.
You are in rural Louisiana and the outbreak has just started. Luckily, you are very prepared for an attack of any sort.
The trailer park where you live has a total of 17 people in it. There are 9 trailers in the park. You can set them up however you want to. The trailer park is up against a bayou that is circular and has about a diameter of 20 meters.
Every single trailer has 1 shotgun with 20 shells for each one. One trailer (a war veteran's)has an Ak47 with 20 clips, a sniper rifle(the one your sniper is using) with 15 clips, and a carbine with 25 clips.
Common household items are in all the the trailers. One trailer is home to a carpenter who has saws and other woodworking tools.
There is a horde of zombies coming about 500 strong. (not enough bullets) They are coming from the other side of the bayou, so that should take care of a few. Some will just walk around the bayou and others will tread through the shallow parts. Have fun surviving that one.

firetail_madness
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Well, there's only one option.

Shoot until you run out of bullets, then either charge at them with the melee weapons or run for your life until you can run no more and they devour you.

Unless you find some more shelters or weapons.

slliM
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...
Maybe you should answer when you have more time on your hands...

Think harder....

*cough*fire*cough*

I'll answer my own scenario soon.

firetail_madness
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You mean use the wordworking tools to create a fire?

Offensive or defensive?....
Hmmm.....
*thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*
Maybe we should use it to roast marshmallows and sing campfire songs!
*remembers part where it says it's a serious club*
Okay, then...

Charge with saws raised high and backed-up by gunfire and flamethrowers!!!!!!

p10xm0nk3y
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ok sllim, let me think

p10xm0nk3y
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are there any cars, or do the trailers have gas in them?

firetail_madness
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ok sllim, let me think


That's spam too, you didn't need to write that. You could've just thought and then posted.

are there any cars, or do the trailers have gas in them?


You can't be thinking of running away?
slliM
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Three things in almost every hick house:
Matches
Something alcoholic
Cloth/Napkins.

See what happens when you put those together?
Molotov Cocktails.

ok sllim, let me think


Less spam please. Especially in the club.

Also, firetail, there are no flamethrowers in the trailers...
They have also been proven terrible by the club.
firetail_madness
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Matches
Something alcoholic
Cloth/Napkins.


Matches set napkins on fire?
If your thinking of running away, you could set the trailers on fire to stall them.

Does alchohol burn well?

Also, firetail, there are no flamethrowers in the trailers...
They have also been proven terrible by the club.


Darn, they would've helped.
p10xm0nk3y
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well, if there was gas in the trailers / cars i was thinking about shooting the tanks, molitov ****tails work fine too

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