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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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MudPuddle
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Well, I will ask, but I will see if there is anyway we can lock down the threads a bit, for example, maybe we could have the open thread, for everyone, but all the rest would require a membership to do anything but read.
I have no clue what kind of controls these forums allow, but it doesn't hurt to ask.

woody_7007
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I have no clue what kind of controls these forums allow, but it doesn't hurt to ask.


absolutely right. y not ask. we have nothing to lose.
MudPuddle
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Well, I'm gonna wait for Thoad's okay, but I'm hopeful.

Anyway, virus the first, by the Muddy One

Breeders Disease

It began in the hospitals; the virus had infected expectant mothers; the children, turned zombie, in vitro, ate their way out.

The plague had come...

Vector:
Three fold
V1: The blood or saliva of any zombie, if it enters a wound, or normal orifice of a human, will convert them to zombies. It is a slow gestation period, taking hours, even days for those who are really healthy when infected. (If it enters an already dead human, the transformation takes mere minutes. This happened in morgues, but it does not work on the embalmed.) The progress is subtle, and a person might not even know he or she is infected, until minutes before they turn, when they feel as if they are on fire, screaming, and clawing at their own skin. These are the fresh-born.

V2: If a male zombie (or group of male zombies) captures a living human female, he will attempt to impregnate her. If her egg is fertilized before the virus takes her, the baby will grow to full term within a month, and eat it's way out. These are the still-born. If allowed to feed, they reach their maximum size of 3-4 feet within a week.

V3: If a female zombie (or several female zombies) capture a living human male, they will force him to impregnate them. Fertile eggs will rise up within the female zombie, and come out of her mouth. She will bite a human (often the host father) and implant the egg inside. It will grow to full term within twenty-four hours, then eat its way out. These are the quick-born. If allowed to feed, they will attain their full size of 5-7 feet within three days.

Profiles:
The fresh-born are standard zombies. Slow, tough, minimal intellect. A shot to the head will kill them. They do not need air to breath, and will walk underwater to get to the far side of lakes, rivers, or oceans.

The still-born are weaker then the standard zombie, but smarter. (Not people smart, but canny, like a wolf, or a lion.) They can also use the fresh-born and quick-born, who will (normally) follow their commands to the best of their ability. These creatures do need air to breath, and are extremely vulnerable to fire.

The quick-born are savage beasts. They are no smarter then the fresh-born, but they are much quicker, and more agile. In addition, a head shot does not take them down. Any intact piece of flesh over five pounds will remain mobile, even if it is only a forearm, leg, or head. Fresh-born do not need air, nor are the vulnerable to fire as their smarter kin.

There is rumor that female still-born, and male quick-born have mated. Their spawn is unknown, at this time. Female quick-born, however, attack and slay male still-born on sight, so no offspring of this combination is expected.

Anticipated outcome: Human extinction. Two year +/- six months.

Riou1231
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Can i join? if i can here is my scenario...

Me and my family are not that rich but we do have a real samurai sword or Katana so i would take the Katana for starters,a Bag,10 Fresh Foods,2 Water Bottles with water and then i would go to the nearest gun shop and pack up 2 Pistols and then a hefty amount of ammo i would cut off all my hair since a zombie could grab just a handful of your hair and pull you to your doom i prefer to live rather than style i would find a car with a full gas tank... and if i encountered a zombie i would fire at them with my Pistols and if they got close i would quickly draw my katana and slash them i would drive around and find about 5 Survivors to help me mainly fit 3 who are Good with weapons and 2 who can cure wounds and if i met a fat person i would just kill them and pack up their meat and if i encountered a large group of zombies with my group i would take out the meat from the fat guy to distract the zombies and i would go to the nearest harbor or airport and fly or go to another town where there is no infection i would keep moving until i have lots of survivors and build a barricaded small town where we can hold off the zombies and survivors who passed by could live there and i would leave weapons in places zombies wouldn't look for the survivors and i would hold off the zombies until i died or until they found a cure

keeton52
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my plan is hide in my upstairs bedroom, with my 4 swords and the fridge

skater_kid_who_pwns
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OK! NEW RULES!


1. Any post that are under 20 words will be ignored! Please, unless you are awnseting a question, dont just say, "I'm confused...."

That is spaming, ruining the club, breaking forum rules, and keeping you from ever getting in!

2. To get in the club you must prove your worth and do other things. First, you must make a plan as to were you would go, and what you would take and such. Then awnser a scenario. We WILL NOT! Point you to one. If you are to lazy to click like 3 pages back, then you should not be here. Also, do not get a DM (Disonerable mention) They are all on thoads page.
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Ok, thats all for the rules now......Thoad, I had a brain fart and couldn't think of anything else. Could you help me some?

Next, as for the forum....

Very nice! Yes, it would kinda let people think they were i nthe club by makeing stupid topics and what not, but we could have something in the topic to let you know a member posted it...Like a secret symbol.... ± .....like that.

I will disclose how to do it to all of you later.....

As for taxman, I will be adding you soon, in the next few days........

MudPuddle
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Can I direct them to my scenarios, if they ask Skater_Kid? I'm always looking for responses.

thoadthetoad
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*comes in in a blind cartoonish rage*
*flails arms and tounge around uncontrollably*
PLOOOOOOOX!
your becomeing very spammy in the club! if you continue to be a spam-droid, please leave the premises. Most of the time, we try and get our posts to be AT LEAST ONE 2 LINES BIG, I let most of the zombie-veterans fly by with it, because they aren't normally off topic. So again, if you continue to be spammy in the club, please, leave, the premises.

In further news, there will be a new president, of which is MudPuddle, and I'll be updating the list with more ranks and MudPuddles promotion. Congrats!
++++++That is all++++++

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I SHALL FINISH!

You are head of a tiny military base deep in the countryside. You have gooten news that the country has been overrun by radio and that you are being evacced by helicopter in 15 days. You have under your command a platoon of 16 men, one sniper, one medic, one demolitions expert, and the rest regular troops. These are special forces. Highly trained highly lethal. But you do not have much ammo 1 clip per man. Standard weaponry = SA 80 assault rifle However you have gotten word that your supply truck was attacked by zombies and the driver killed. You only have supplies for one day. The truck is 40 miles away definitely an overnight trek through woods and holds 30 days worth of supplies. However there is a town 5 miles away but it is densley populated and likely to be filled woth zombies. But there is a large hypermarket there chock full of food. The surrounding buildings are many apartment blocks and tightly packed terraced housing. What do you do?
6/4/09
This was the day the world was turned around for ever...
"Ah, why must we get up so dam earlie?" It was hecter, our sniper. He had a close shaved face and was about 23. he had joined our squad when he was only 17. "O come on, you should have been in vietname! It was like a hell on earth over there. You have never seen the hellish nature of battle." Our medic, ken. He was in his sixtys, and in very great shape for his age. He had enrolled in the army over 3 years ago. "...Both of you shut up." Lloyd out demo expert. He wasn't one for words, but he was a quick thinker.
It was a normal morning, with a slight spinkle falling. It was around 60 degrees, 5AM.
"YEs sir. We have report from comand that infections have been spreading. Entire citys or going down quick. There trying to asemble large groups of soldiers, but it dosnt seem like its gonna happen." "So what your telling me soldier, is that were suck out here with no supplies, while our familys and the rets of the world are killed? I said. My name is riley. Comander of this special forces squad. Even though it was against regulation, I had grown my hair out, and it was now down to my eyes, and my colar i nthe back. "Um....well sir....not really killed...they get turned into zombies." "....Dismissed private." I turned on my heal and left, this day was not going smoothly. Our supply truck wasn't comeing in, and the towns people we were here to protect from gangs are now mindles zombies that are gonna kill us. I walked to command station, and made an announcment to meet i nthe mess hall in 20 minutes. We had to make a plan of action.
"Allright. We will be divided into 4 teams. Yes hat is only four men per squad, but that should be enough. We first go east ward. About 40 miles up the road we have a supply truck bringing us much needed food and ammo. We all go as a squad to that. ONce there, we either drive it back, or carry as much as possible back here. Fro mthere, we will rest here for a day, and then branch out in move on sams club. We get i nthere, with as much as we can, and barricade every thing, leaving a spot in the roof to escape from if need be. Now, I will have Hecter, Ken, and lloyd are with me. Divide your selfs up. We met by the gate in 04 hours."
"Hey sarge um..." hecter was cut of mid sentence. "Look, I told you call me Riley. "Allright Sar.....Riley, how are we gonna do this with only 16 clips of ammo....thats only 20 shots per man." "You take it off auto. You make every shot a head shot, thats how." "But Riley..." "Your a sniper, figure it out." I left him standing there with his gun worrying bout the long walk ahed, and headed over to were ken and lloyd were sitting.
"He ken, do you think you can make this 40 miles?" I asked sitting down next to him. "BAck in Naum we had to walk 200 miles straight when were got captured! 40 Is nothing!" He syelled with a sense of pride. "Calm down, or this walk will give you a heart attack." lloyd said to irritate him.
"Lloyd, another remark like that, and you wil be staying here. We can't have you becomeing unfocused." i sighed. I had no intentions to leave him there, but I just wanted him to shut up. "Yes.....Yes Sir." He mumbled. "Allright, every form up!" I called above the cry of the screch owl in the distance...the screeck owl was an omen of dath, and definatly not a good sign.

The walk took us two and a half days. The weather had made the path swamppy, and made parts impassible. twice we had had to build bridges over over flowing rivers. When we found the truck were happy to see gas in the tank. Me and Hecter got into the frotn seat, while the rest of the squad piled in the back with the crates. We would only be able to make about half the journy with the truck, but it would be better then walking all of it. In the back were crates full of ammo, food, water, and cloths.

"Hey, sar.......Riley, What is that thing up ahead?" hecter asked squinting and pointing to a small silloet standing about a mile away. "Can you get a better look with the scope?" I ask him. He put it up to his eye and let it a soft moan. "Thats a zombie riely, they over ran the base!" "Then we go on to the town, there no need to stop now. The road wont be cluttered, becuse word would never have reached the towns people. We are the only radio with in 20 miles of here, and they didnt alert normal civilinz."

We drove to town, and when we got there were ment by dead heads wanderign all over. We drove Up to sams club, and un loaded ll of the supplys into it. We barricaded it up and stayed there.



Now before you get dissapointed with me, I ad trouble with this one. I couldnt decide what to do with it, so i just ended it.







Ok, Mud, congratulatinos, though I hope sllim is still vice.

Mud if you want to point them to it, you can. I'm just not that nice....

MudPuddle
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Wow! I'm stunned, and honored Mr. Thoad. As President Elect, I promise Change, and Hope. I will also be raising a puppy in the Zombie White House.

woody_7007
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As President Elect, I promise Change, and Hope. I will also be raising a puppy in the Zombie White House.


lol.

Nice answer skater, i like the movie style approach. Although it is not what i expected after such a long wait. Still good though.
slliM
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@Mud
Whoahness.
Awesome virus man!
I will be using that one in my next scenario.
Would be very tough to survive if you met with a combination of all three. Fresh born = useless pawns/bait. Still born = planner/leader. Quick born = attacker/special forces/infantry. Spawn of 2 or more of the zombie types = ?
This will be interesting.
I wish the answers to my scenario weren't just spam. I might repost it later if that is O.K.?

@Skater
Yupp.
I'm still V.P.
I actually nominated Mud for the V.P. spot, but then got demoted.
Lol.
Guess that's how it works.
Also, I'll post the MWT info on your profile...now.

tennisman24
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count me in

MudPuddle
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Thanks for the kind words slliM. I'm working on a way to make things cleaner and neater; hope it works!

MudPuddle
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How many people are willing to help me hunt down all the scenarios and viruses? Once we know how many people are willing to help, I will divide the page total by the number of people, and we can get started...

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