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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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slliM
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*wakes up*
What?
The?
Hell?
Happened?

Please poop out a scenario skater. I'm bored.

slliM
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Ninja'd.

I'd convince someone very important that the zombies are invading by using a mega phone, and spreading the word from my car.

If not that, I would let everyone die, and fortify my house and stuff. If it spreadeding(word?) slow, then I could fortify my house way better than normal.

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Can I join the ZSC???? Please... prettyplease????

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One Muddy pooped out scenario...

It's late at night, and you are headed back to base, after a long day of driving the honey wagon around town. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, it is a vehicle that goes around sucking poop out of the hole under some peoples houses, and porta-pottys.

You've had a full day, and your honey wagon is full. You're running late, because you had some spicy chili for dinner, and got the runs, so when you pull into your base, a small sewage treatment plant about twenty miles out side of town, you expected to be empty.

You were half right, no living people are there, but there are about fifteen zombies treking about the site looking for food.

And you just pulled in.

Standard procedure, you locked the gate behind you, expecting to leave by the back gate, after getting the keys from the office.

Sad to say, the office is where most of the zombies seem to be, and the razor wire around the top of the fences is starting to look better all the time. Sure, it would probably slash you to death, but you wouldn't be eaten.

But maybe there is something else you can do?

On your side of the 100 yard square area is fifty portable toilets, and five honey wagons. Yours of course, is full. Your vehicle has a 2,300 gallon capacity by the way, but accelerates like a sea cow, and is as agile as a three legged tortoise. It does have a radio, with a CB, and the tools of the trade, a shovel, hip wader boots, and the hoses used to move the muck into and out of the truck.

On the far side of the area is the sewage treatment plant. If it's got sewage to treat, the end product dumps out into the Wakkapeepoo river, 20 feet below the bluff on the western side.

There is also the office, inside of which is the keys to the exit, a small kitchen, and a half-dozen vending machines, and three full bathrooms, with showers.

Can you escape before you mess yourself? Can you even survive this pooped out scenario?

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Hmmmmmm.... Where did my chainsaw go....

hey... can I get some food and a HUGE knife from the kitchen???

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Let us pretend the spreding is slow(er), and it is the beginning of the breakout.
You have noticed that some people are acting really strange, but since it is around halloween, well..
But you have seen these symptoms before (on a thread on AG), and this seems a little too real.
You still have the chance of survival, and get your parents and siblings into safety as well, heck, you could save the entire world, but... How do you make people believe you, before it is too late? (say in one or two days)


Well, i belive it would be of importance to alert the millitary, and police. It may be easiest do do this by capturing one of the odd individuals and letting the millitary see them transform in front of them. TAHT would be rather hard to dissprove. Though getting the not yet zombified perso nthere, would be hard.

Next in line.....MUD!...Whern i said poop, I didn't mean diarhrea!

Allright, well first, assuming they didn't see me at first, I would try and put three of the truck in a triangle type shape, and then shove the portable toliets under it, as to filll int the empty space under the trucks. From there I would use the hoses to strech over the windows, so if a zombie got into the cab, getting out to get to me would be lot harder. Assuming there were ladders on the truck, after this was done I would take a shovel and make my way towards the office. I would first make a choke point in the bathroom, pulling ripping the stalls from the floor and building a small wall with them. And if the shower is back into the wall, I would put them across there, as well as some things from the kitchen. After that was made, iwould use the toilet, as to relive me full bladder, and then head to the kitchen. There I would get as many non perishable goods out side, and store them inside my truck triangle.

As for sleeping, I could sleep in one of the cabins, but it could be risky. I could kill zombies as it was needed, but would be risky. I could eventually cover the outside in razor wire, which there is boned to be some extra lying round.

Well, hope that wroks.


Alright first I would run to get my dad`s shotgun and hunting rifle.
Then I would cut some wires from the doorbell on my door and rewire them to shock the door handle when zombies try to open it.Then takes my dads shovel and spend the next few days digging into the water well in my yard.Then take our river canoe and a paddle until I find a walmart were I can get supplies and ammo.


FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Shotguns are not the best weapon, and it should be last resort.
2. Do you know how to rig a doornob to electracut someone, which wouldnt hurt a zombie anyway?
3.Are you not going to build up fortifications on your house?
4. This thing about the well, and the river cannoe made no sense at all.

So, for your sheer lack of effort i give you an D. Better luck next time.

Sense, post a plan, and awnser a scenario, and we will see.
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Oh, scenario time from Cenere (who is lacking sleep)
Let us pretend the spreding is slow(er), and it is the beginning of the breakout.
You have noticed that some people are acting really strange, but since it is around halloween, well..
But you have seen these symptoms before (on a thread on AG), and this seems a little too real.
You still have the chance of survival, and get your parents and siblings into safety as well, heck, you could save the entire world, but... How do you make people believe you, before it is too late?

question!
Which virus are we using here, mine, or yours?
sense
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Whats the difference???

thoadthetoad
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Whats the difference???

I'm not too familiar with her virus, but there are huge differences! How it's noticed, what the said zombie can do, and where it originated from.

I take this disrespectfully.
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Ah, yes. Reading through allmost every page will be needed as well, if you are to ever FULLY understand our disscussions.

sense
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Ok... I'l try...

sense
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Could u tell me what the most important pages are???

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Hrm, seeing as i have no idea were the info is located....no.

Just skim through the first page, and then like only skim the next ones, If there is something written in blod, or an atenntion grabber such as a lineof +_+_+__ then read it.

sense
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Ok... I flick through the latest 20 pages and the earliest 20 pages... And page 144...

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looks like zoph did it f or us, she DOES care

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