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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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sense
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Thanks for the help... Even though I am addicted... (and by the looks of it I am not the only one)... I am fairly fit. Not to strong, but I have fairly high endurance.

And Throad... Even though there is a zombie invasion. DETENTION!!!!!

sense
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Sorry about the typo....

thoadthetoad
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And Throad...

http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr28/thoadthetoad/scan0020.jpg

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!?!!?!?

Sorry about the typo....


http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr28/thoadthetoad/snaaake.jpg

you better be >:|

lol, I f***ing hate it more than ANYTHING when a person calls me throad, or throat XD. It pisses me ALL THE WAY off. lol :P
sense
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I am thoad... I really am...

thoadthetoad
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ok good, just remember, I can kill a witch
http://fc90.deviantart.com/fs39/f/2008/348/f/c/Left_4_Dead___Witch___Zoey_by_bar1scorpio.jpg
*epic awareness*
with my bear hands if someone says that.
Did I mention that I've done it before?
jk.

sense
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right....

Hows the hunting going... Oh you could have a Zombie Hunting Festival... That would be sooooo cool.

thoadthetoad
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Oh you could have a Zombie Hunting Festival... That would be sooooo cool.

but zombies aren't exactly real...O_oU
MudPuddle
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Oh yeah? They are real enough to provoke a few closed lanes of highway...

http://www.ksdk.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=166427&catid=3

thoadthetoad
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lol I heard of that, and in korea someone did the same thing, sept it said NAZI ZOMBIES!!!!!
Project anthemia is only 10% complete....God I feel like I'm going to end up like William from RE. lol.

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Ha, i want to learn how to hack those so bad! It would be the most hillarius thing to see peoples faces when they see it. lol

quakingphear
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Yeah like "honk if you like pwning zmby noobs" or something.

thoadthetoad
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Yeah like "honk if you like pwning zmby noobs" or something.

I wish I could too, I'd post:
"WARNING: GOLIATH SYNDROME OUTBREAK, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SAY "TAKE MY VIRGINITY KING SHALABABALONG, SAVE US FROM THIS TERRENY!!!"
XDDD.
I'm suprised no one commented on the pic I dug up of Zoey (who looks strikingly like Claire Redfield from RE) making out with a witch from left4dead. lol. Look up left4dead on DA with the popular section and you should see a colored version and a link to the picture. All credit goes towards her.

I like disclaimers.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well, I didn't thoad, becuse as you should know by now...I CANT VEIW PICTURES!

XD

thoadthetoad
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.I CANT VEIW PICTURES!

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you can't? WHUT?!@
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Two words.

Dial up.

Anyhow, you wanna make a scenario thoad? I'm being to lazy.

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