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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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MudPuddle
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We appear to be in dire need of another muddy plan.

Urban Terror

It's been several months since the zombie horror has erupted.

You and a handful of other survivors are living in an inner city shopping center. You've wiped out the See's Candy, tried on everything from Victoria's Secret, and even managed to make yourselves individual little nests with beds from Sears.

The lack of power has been an issue, and you are running out of water. The food court left you quite a bit of food, but you have been unable to stop it from going bad.

No one wants to admit it, but something needs to be done... next week.

Except it is now this week, and from your nest, in the Hot Topic, you can hear that zombies have gotten in somehow.

Peeking out into the promenade, you see that zombies have made near total penetration, and are moving deeper into the mall.

Resources:
Camping store (has water purification filters, tents, fishing gear)
Knife and sword shop (Swords and knives.)
gun shop (A large collection of rifles, and ammunition.)
Movie Theater (candy, and pseudo-butter like ooze.)
Tinderbox (Tobacco, pipes, lighters)
Barnes and Nobles (books.)
Pier One Imports (lotsa wicker)
The Pottery Barn (Pottery)



Allies:
Chris (a person you have built a relationship of trust with, from whichever gender you favor, but with few natural skills)
Roger (A General practitioner. Had medical gear with him, but he's getting older.)
Bethany (A female Marine. Young tough, but not so bright. Has her own weapon already, and a sword.)
Ruth (An electrician. Mid thirties. Tough, has a drinking problem.)

You can get one ally, and quickly loot two stores...

Possible Destinations

It's a big city, so you are limited to these, but here are a few.

1) The City Zoo
2) The local State College
3) General Hospital
4) To the north, a large lake
5) To the west, mountains
6) To the south, farm land.

Your vacation is over, what do you do?

MudPuddle
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Military style tree house? They must keep those secret, I've never heard of one of those. The military tends to favor bunkers.

Speaking of the military though, they are using more and more robots in battle. Need to work the little borg into a scenario soon.

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Well it is a bad thing for tree houses. They can only be a certain size, without filling in numbers of trees. And if i nthe event that a zombie horde should find you and you have no guns, your dead. You would be trapped above them, with no way of getting down.

Allright Mud, I like this one....Story form anyone?

"Hey Bethany! We got trouble." There i was, resting in a large nest of matresses filled with pillows and blankets. I sleeped better here then I ever had at home. I had a pair of tight red jeans on, with an enjoi t-shirt I had found the other day. "Let me guesse you got yourself stuck in a pair of those pants again?" She had long, brown hair that came half way down her back. She had small brown eyes, and a nearly perfect smile. She was built though, much stronger then me, or anyone I had seen in a while. Most likely becuse I had only seen buisness men, who broke a sweet walking from door to door. But she was a marine. She had a combat issue m16, a desert eagle, and a saber. She had a fair bit of ammo for each as well. She allso had full millitary gear though she wasnt wearing it now. "That only happened once!" I yelled defensivly. "Well then what is it?" "Zombies in the lower part of the mall. We should have time to raid a few stores up here, but which ones?" Bethany pulled a map out of her pocket and yelled the names of a few stores. There was a camping store, which we needed, a hunting shop, a book store, a knive shop, and a few other less intresting ones. There was four i would have liked to be able to raid, but It looked like only two would happen. "I say camping and the book store." i said, peering up from the map. "What, no way! camping and hunting!" Bethany said back. "But look, we need books to stay sane, and we allready have your guns. I have the pistol, and you have the big gun!" "YEah, but we need guns for hunting, or what if this gun breaks? Then we wil be glad we took the guns. "But we need the books for plant Identification, reading, and other tips and skills!" "Fine, fine. You go get your precious little books, and I will fill two packs with everything we need ok?" "Thanks bethany." We both left and went running to the store. Inside the door was the zombie clerk we had killed a few days before using a flowered plant from outside the store. I rush past him, and got a book bag i found in a display by the counter. I ran through te rows of book cases, grabbing a few books on plants, mushrooms, berries, and trees and bushes. From there i grabbed the Zombe survival guide, which was kinda a laugh to think his thoughts happened. I then ran to the back. I threw a bunch of books for me i nthere, such as anime, harry potter and a few other books i'd never read, and some paper back romance novels from Bethany. I then ran to the camping store hopeing to met her there.

"Lets see, yep these will do nicely." Bethany pulled two large packs from the top shelf that could hold a sleeping bag, a weeks worth of food and cloths, a frying pan, a canteen, and a few other things. Then she set to getting us stuff. She got down large hiceing boots that came half way up your thighs. She got us gloves, and hats as well as heavy coats. She grabbed a tent into her pack, and two sleeping bags which got strapped o ntop. Then she started hanging canteens, lights, frying pans, everything we would need on the outside. She grabbed a few lighters, and two small pocket knives. No good for zombie killing, but plenty good for meat cutting. She threw some water purification things into the packs and waited for. Once i got there, she had me take off my old clothes and change into the new kicking gear she had got us. We had changed in front of each other so many times it was no longer akward. From there was ran back to hot topic, and gathered our posesions. I threw jeans, and shirts into the bag followed by my adio shoes. She gave me the desert eagle which I loaded, and kept in my hand. She did the same with the m16. We left the sotre, with packs now weighing around 35 pounds each. We headed out the enterance, and pulling out my brand new compass headed west. There was a lake that way which to the locals was called Zoras domain the name came from some video game, and a small boy had called it that. But the name stuck and soon everyone knew it only as zoras domain. It was a large lake, filled with boaters, house boats, and fish. It allso had woods and soem feilds aoround it. It was a perfect spot. It took us about 3 days to reach it, and when we did we found a line of house boats, which we raded and filled on home with tons of things. from there, we let it drift out inoth the center of the lake, and we dropped ancore. For now we would be safe.


Allright, Thats enough of that. Hope i didnt do it wrong after all of this.

thoadthetoad
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great scenario mud, it's well thought out and well organized, your well on your way to getting that rank

MudPuddle
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Excellent, as usual, and as expected Skater_Kid

What rank Thoad? Me confoozled...

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In response to Mud's scenario I would first send Bethany and Ruth to the gun shop to get an assortment of say pistols for each team member, preferably high penetration, as well as whatever other high penetration weaponry they can find. I would then takt the rest of the group to the Tinder Box and Pier One gathering wicker andfirelighting equipment. I would then set up several barricades near the Movie theatre after rendevouzing with the rest of the team. I would set up various bonfires forming defensive obstacles to the zomnbies, funelling them into specified killing zones. Once the zombies are in the building I would alight them and let the killing commence.

Probably should have gathered up fishing gear and ran to the lake, but where's the fun in that?

thoadthetoad
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What rank Thoad? Me confoozled..

coulda sworn I made one, well, I'll make one.... I know it's a requirement for the Zombie Epic... ok, the hard thinker, is what I'll call yours.
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For Muds:

I'd take Chris and head for the Pottery bar, and pick up some pottery. then go to the movie theater and fill it with popcorn butter. Then we place the pottery near HotTopic, and light the butter on fire. the ensuing explosion will not only wipe out the zombies, but get rid of HotTopic once and for all.

Wait... that does leave a gaping hole in the mall....
Forget that, I go to the camping store with Chris and load up on mini-survival kits, other essentials(firestarters, tent, fishing pole, freeze-dried meals, hatchet, etc) and head to the gun shop. I'd grab a .22 and a shot gun, and all the ammo Chris could carry, and stash the camping stuff at an exit. then we'd go to HotTopic, and either shoot up all the ammo we have, or kill off as many of the zombies as possible. Once ammo is low, retreat to the gun shop, get a decent amount of ammo, while one person is on guard, the head for the packs and get out of there. then I guess try and live off the land till we find a suitable shelter.

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Woody, I believe he ment for us to only take one. My original thought was that we could take all of them, but that would have been to easy. iwould have loved to get some stuff from the other stores, but such is life.

All of you, great job.

Mud, I'm actually going to have to kill you....I WANTED THAT RANK!!!!!! *noms our face*

Nahhhhh, just kiding great work my frined, great work.

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Now as your your frineds gun vault, either you, or him lie. Grenads are Ilegal, due to the simple fact that I could destroy a small building with one. Even if he is ex-millitary, there is no way he will have one of there guns. They do not allow you to keep your gun. They make you turn it in. Even if it is in peices, they want the peices. As for being a liar, you get an F----- And a big old EPIC FAIL


I have seen it there are greanades he was FBI agent so im pretty sure its legal and there really wouldnt be any order it would be abandoned.....everything.
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.I WANTED THAT RANK!!!!!! *noms our face*

you're nearing the rank of "the chosen one", it really depends on when your point of view, really. I'm waiting for you to meet my requirements, lol.
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i will meet them one thoad.....one day......

have seen it there are greanades he was FBI agent so im pretty sure its legal and there really wouldnt be any order it would be abandoned.....everything.


Well, thats funny becuse well.......the FBI dosn't use frag grenades. They only use smoke, or flash grenades, or ones filled with tear gas. So I still do not belive you.
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Well, thats funny becuse well.......the FBI dosn't use frag grenades. They only use smoke, or flash grenades, or ones filled with tear gas. So I still do not belive you.

*has a whole crap load of homemade premade Molotov c0cktails and several canisters of home made poison gas in the closet*
now if that Bullet Proof vest I bought on E-Bay would come.....
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My real concern with a tree house however would be it's limited ability to store food and water.


The treehouse idea, was only a rough, not the best idea...

I know, but imagine a big, sturdy, Military type of treehouse with the ability to store a lot of food, medication ect....


That's more like what I mean.

But like a lighthouse, or something like that.
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*has a whole crap load of homemade premade Molotov c0cktails and several canisters of home made poison gas in the closet*


Somehow thoad, I belive that. lol You seem like the type of person who loobs one out of your window at random.

But like a lighthouse, or something like that.


Thats actually an intresting thought....you would be very safe in the top of it, and seeing as they have all steel floors, includeing part that covers the stairs.....you would be pretty well off. Just a few things to think about. Are you afraid of heights? If so...I dont recamend those....Second, do you really want to carry large amounts of food up there? Third, if your by an ocean, make sure you can make fire to boil your water. (you know to get the salt out?) And lastley, if you are in an light hosue, that is auto matic, some of them are solar, some us batterys, and some have gears that spin like a clock turning smething that makes light. So if your up there and are terrible unlucky, that light could flick on, accting like a giant eat me sign.
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