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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thoadthetoad
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I am in an annoyingly logic, though not extremely tired mood.. Sorry.

Oh don't be sorry, we welcome people in your mood! Skeptics about strategies and plans help us improve. So logic is something we need most, meaning that we like someone to help our logic...well, with logic.

And the rope ladder to makeshift zipline isn't such a great Idea, since your arms and legs are going to be extremely weak, like, barely even able to stand up weak.

Personally, I'd do the following:

I would hand the M4A1 rifle, and she'd lean over and kill the rottweiler. Using the rope ladder, I'd take out the boards that make up the stepping stones, and barricade the entrence of the fort with it, in order to prevent from snakes. Then, until I healed, I'd take turns looking out for snakes and the like, so that way I'd still be rested and my partner could still tend to my condition. After I healed, then I'd take the zipline and gtho. I know a certain place in the congo, a huge lake, if you will, with some deadly alligators that could help with natural defenses. Also, the tree's in that area are more than 4 stories tall, so multiple catwalks and a main room could be effective. I also know how to make an effective mosquito net out of reeds that come from that area.

Not to mention of my sanity keeper, would be to look for an infamous Cryptid in the area, which is something of a remnant of the Jurassic era. Along with several other cryptids in the Congo.
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Unless you mean with the virus then something tells me that is not too likely going by that info.

With my luck, I would end up in the town where the ten zombies came from...

*looks at Thoad's plan, yawns, blinks slowly* You have gotten it all figured out, huh?
thoadthetoad
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*looks at Thoad's plan, yawns, blinks slowly* You have gotten it all figured out, huh?

My mom says that I always got an answer for everything, so why not?

I doubt it'd work though, unless I am stronger.

Also, I mean on the brink of the congo. Where there aren't very many cities (as I remember being told, the congo and the grand canyon are the least explored and most unmapped areas of the world), but still luck wildlife.
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Yeah I had a feeling I would have to edit mine quite a bit,as this ones a bit restricting on what you can do.Still I have to ask you how would you board up the entrance?You never said that nails or hammers were in the supplies to my knowledge so how would you do it exactly?

thoadthetoad
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Yeah I had a feeling I would have to edit mine quite a bit,as this ones a bit restricting on what you can do.Still I have to ask you how would you board up the entrance?You never said that nails or hammers were in the supplies to my knowledge so how would you do it exactly?

Medical supplies tend to have adhesive of sorts, and I could always wedge them in with substances around me. Also, tree sap is awful sticky.
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Thoad, depending on how big the door way was, and how large the rope ladder is you may have some problems. I would imagine it would have to be at least 3 stories to get out of the tree...but most rope ladders have spindels as stairs. So you are looking at round peices of wood, not best for blocking a door way with.

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Zombie snakes are clearly the real hazard here. Especially the constricting type, as they tend to be very large, but once they become zombies, they would attack with their bite.

Given that you pneumonia, I suspect there is no real solution to this problem. It might not be a bad idea to simply ask your girlfriend to kill you.

sense
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Wow, have you guys been less active?

It might not be a bad idea to simply ask your girlfriend to kill you.


I'm gonna risk it all, and take a big chance... I am gonna be owned...

EPIC FAIL!!!! If you did manage to convince your girlfriend to do that, then she would kill herself. The Problem + The Right Solution = .

*waits to be owned*
MudPuddle
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Good call Sense. Though once I was dead, not sure I would care that she shot herself. As long as she did me first, it sounds like it would be all good.

By the way, did Thoad that these things grew legs? Zombie snakes with legs? Is that more or less of a threat. Maybe I read it wrong.

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By the way, did Thoad that these things grew legs? Zombie snakes with legs? Is that more or less of a threat. Maybe I read it wrong.


I hope you did.
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By the way, did Thoad that these things grew legs? Zombie snakes with legs? Is that more or less of a threat. Maybe I read it wrong.


no sir, no legs. But they can climb trees and snakes are inredible fast. Them (and the rotwiller) would be the issue.
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Thoad said

Somehow, a virus has spread to the animals, making them into goliath strain. They sprouted legs and thirsted for blood.


Sounds like some leg sprouting went on somewhere...

(page 260)
sense
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Sounds like some leg sprouting went on somewhere...


Sure does...

That thought is kinda disturbing. Dogs with legs.
crimsonblade55
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That thought is kinda disturbing. Dogs with legs.



Dogs with legs who would be sick enough to ever even think of something like that.
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Dogs with legs who would be sick enough to ever even think of something like that.


EWWW! Dogs with legs!!!! Like.....ZOMG!!!!!!!!


Sorry mud, I must have missed that part. i still think it is kinda stupid fo rthem to have legs, becuse the muscle would not be able to support them, and due to there body structure it would be nearly impossibl for them to use there legs as it is.
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