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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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no crimson, no need to fully re-write. Anyways, Pretty much all of the sotres are 2,3, or 4 storys. They have shops, with apartments above them.

Anyways, Firefly, from what I saw, thats a great plan. iill really look into it some other time. This is one of those days I just wna tto crawl into a pit and die.

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hmm OK,well this just means I would attack from the second story window instead of the ceiling.I could use the window seal as support so I don't get tired while stabbing zombies in the head with my make shift spear.Not only that it would cause the propane tank to damage itself a bit more probably when dropped from a higher roof top.This all works fine for me.

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Skater I didn't know you were 120!

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I want in! I live in the suburbs backing onto a uge grassy nature reserve, so not really too much zombie hording in my area I wouldn't think. I knew this day would come eventually so I saw it coming, I call all my mates and we get to the super market ASAP, meanwhile I take my mums cars once my family are safe to go and get my girlfriend and maybe her family (if I'm feeling generous). Then we wait it out with supplies and a safe living area 'til the zombies rot to pierces/ shamble away to somewhere important/ Some country nuking the shit out of us. Also, the tools I would use for this would be my baseball bat and my dads gun, we could sneak through my backyard into the garage to get it from its safe when the outbreak is begining... Hopefully.

There you have it guys. If you want ou can come and kick back at the super market with me.

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Anyways, Firefly, from what I saw, thats a great plan. iill really look into it some other time.


Thank you very much, don't worry take your time, we all have rough days.
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"Gah...Phef...That should be enough wood for now..." I set the hatchet down to the large pile of logs I had split. I dabbed at my face with the bottom of my shirt, and turned my hat backwards, to protect from, the sun. There I was, Outside of an old RV, which suprisingly still ran. i had allways be light, but had lost a substansial amount of weight since the outbreak. iwas 120, and allmost two years later, probably didn't weigh much more. This came in handy though, as i could now fit in allmost any clothing I found lying around. I had fianlly cut my hiar, shaved it actually. i found it ridiculos looking, but at least it was no longer in the way. "Greg! did you split those logs yet? We need them to keep the fire going!" It was only now i noticed I saw staring at a log, thinking of every thing that used to be. I kicked the log, and scooped up some of the logs, trotting over to were lexi and carlie were sitting. Lexi Was a tall girl, with long brown hair, and deep brown eyes. She was allways on edge, never quite aware of what might happen. Then there was carlie, short, blonde hair, shining blue eyes. Both of there smiles melted me...under normal sercomstances I would have been having thoughts that would end me up in hell. But this was no time for thinking that way, and I had long since abandoned it.
"Greg, you know your hands cut up? Come here let me fix that up." Carlie came over with the first aid kit and rather then using a chair next to me, sat on my lap. She took out some perozide and poured it on my hand. I winnced felling the sting, as the dirt was pulled out. She then took a gau and wrapped my hand. Kissing her quickly on the cheek and turned toward Lexi. "So did you guys find any food down at the store toady?" I questioned her, tighting and lossing my fist, to lossen the bandage some. "We found some stew, thats what were eating." There were tears in her eyes. I didn't have to ask why. She was simplie missing her old life. Carlie simplie looked away. I had found her more then once weeping, and I knew she was haveing the same thoughts as lexi. "Do either of you want to come with me? I am gonna go se if I can find any berries." I looked from carlie to Lexi, hopeing to see at least one smile. I found none, told them both i would be back before sun set, and set off towards the woods.


it took me around 10 minutes to reach my destination. A Chilling wind blew into me, I shock. I had on a enjoi t-shirt, and jeans. Not much to keep me warm. I set about picking the berries. Black berries, or what was uneaten. We had bn eating alot of these, and so were the bears. I fill up a large bag full, wiped my nose and headed back. The wind was an odd smell, and the woods were unervinly quiet. I Started sprinting. i had experienced this before, and didn't wish to go through it again. Last time My family was killed...I fell. I had been dreaming while sprinting at top speed, not a good combination. A pulled a few sticks out of my arm and straightened my self up. I Had had worse, but every thing now a days was a bad cut. Any tiny cut could end in infection. Using my tee shirt as a sling for my now torn open elbow, I jogged back to the RV, as a jog was all i could find my self able to do.

"Lexi, it will be all right!" Carlie had sat down next to her, trying to consol her tears into stopping. Lexi pushed back her hair, her once beautifull face now covered in tears, dirt, blood. This was no way for anyone to live. "It's not fair, why did our lifes have to end up like this? Just the three of us!" Lexi's fae was turning red, and she was coughing on tears now. "greg will take care of us, he has so far and..." "And he isn't even old enough to shave! How is that gonna save us!?" Lexi threw her slef into the RV's bed, and curled up into a ball, her back to Carlie. "lexi...He might not be much, and neither are we. He's doing his best. I only wish you could have seen him before, hardly knew what was best for him self, and somehow learned to provide for us and himself so fast..." She wipped a tear from her eye with the back of her hand and headed back out to the stew. "Greg! Um....Exactly how long have you been standing there?" She pushed her hair into a ponytail and tried to look as though nothing had happened. "Well.....long enough to hear that conversation anyways." I set the berries inside of the door and took a seat. I needed patched up before any real work could begin. " Greg, look I know what we said was..." "Look, it's no problem, but we do have a big one. Zombie are comeing this way, and we have no real weapons to defend our selfs with....Please, don't stare at me. Could you patch me up dear?" Dear...I called her that when I needed something, but I truely understood for the first time what it ment. Her and Lexi, they were the only ones I could hold on to now...

After some time i was cruedly patched up, and I went to get lexi. "Hun, we have to go, now." I slid my fingers along her back, and she turned to me. I didn't expect what came next...She just sat up, and looked at me. "Greg...Thank you." That was all she said, she got up and headed out with carlie.

"So were are we going?" carlie kicked at a pile of dirt to avoid looking at me. "Were going out to the lake...well land a boat out there, and at least be safe for the night."


Ok, the ending sucked.....Um.....Well it sucked alot os tuff, but i go more for the emotional distress of something like this...

firefly, the only real thing I see potentialy bad about your plan, if they found you and formed around you while you slept, you could be screwed. As your only way down is a ladder, them forming around the base would be bad Yes you could shot them, but if your gun broke or something, o well. That is really the only bad thing. 9/10

(Just becuse no ones perfect) lol
FireflyIV
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(Just becuse no ones perfect) lol


Ha, thank you. Although it's a fair point. Having an alternate escape route would be rather handy.
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Firefly, what time are you on? I live in AG time, and that measn you posted that at 4 some i nthe moringing. XD

But really, I can't see how you could escape from that tower, seeing as most have buildings about 100 yards away to prefent fire spreading. A zip line could work, thought it would be highly dangourus.

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A zip line could work, thought it would be highly dangerous.


Not as dangerous as zombies though right?I have nothing else to say.
FireflyIV
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Firefly, what time are you on? I live in AG time, and that measn you posted that at 4 some i nthe moringing. XD


Errm not really sure what the exact AG time is, although I am on exact greenwich mean time whatever that is, and I'm normally on in the afternoon.

But really, I can't see how you could escape from that tower, seeing as most have buildings about 100 yards away to prefent fire spreading. A zip line could work, thought it would be highly dangourus.


The escape route would be pretty difficult, although as I was not sure on how long the plan should be in timespan, ie how many days into the outbreak, I didn't include it. I would definitely take some precautions if I was to extend the plan, I may edit it, although for now, I am very tired.
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OMTG (Oh my the god), thoad's here with a SCENARIO, RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIVES
+++Scenario (master level)+++

You and your partner in life, Janette (fear the ugly name) have made your way into the African Congo, where there are still little-no zombies, but bad diseases. Somehow, a virus has spread to the animals, making them into goliath strain. They sprouted legs and thirsted for blood. Your partner is helping you fend off a bad case of nuemonia, and she can only do so much. She has experience as a nurse and knows how to treat you, but you are exceedingly weak.
Your supplies are as follows: A SPAS-12 Shotgun hijacked from a military base, a set of bandages and a full bottle of morphine, other medical supplies specifically for your condition, a zipcord, a rope ladder, a m4a1 assault rifle, and food that could last you a week with slight starvation.
You are living in a tree fort, like from george of the jungle, and it is made entirely out of wood. Below you are ~10 human Goliath Syndrome zombies, several different snake goliath syndrome zombies, and a dog infected with the syndrome as well, rotwiler.

Now then, what are you going to do? By the way, it's humid in the congo.

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Thoad, if it wasn't for the fact that you would kill me I would go with the O so obvious "Lean out of the tree fort and shot them with the assult rifel." But I know you would, so I will um....nto do that. :-)

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Thoad, if it wasn't for the fact that you would kill me I would go with the O so obvious "Lean out of the tree fort and shot them with the assult rifel." But I know you would, so I will um....nto do that. :-)

you forget that snakes in the area and dogs in the area are contracting the virus, if you shoot a snake, don't you think that it'll attact the others?
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THOAD:

Like Skater said, I would lean out the window, and shoot them with the M4. That way, I can save the shotgun, and try to get the fre- I mean zombies out of the way, for food.

Pardone me, but I am sleepy, so......

thoadthetoad
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Like Skater said, I would lean out the window, and shoot them with the M4. That way, I can save the shotgun, and try to get the fre- I mean zombies out of the way, for food.

do any of you realize that some snakes in the congo can climb tree's? Attract those with your several MISSED shots (snakes are thin, dude) will most definetly attract them.
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