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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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MudPuddle
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Very good start there Skater, but is sharing your work the smartest thing to do, in a world of limited resources? Now Thoad and C-Blade know what you know...

:C)

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ok in that situation i think i would try to find someting like a metal pole or someting hard and sturdy to hit or smack hardly with then i would pull out my pocket knife seing as i always carry it arround and then i would call and say is anyone there (and the thing said there were about 100/800 survivors so yeah)ok back the the main thing i would take the survivors i had give them all a rock or something to fight with and slowly move down the tunnels to the closest exit of some sort.

that is not the end but somebody plz rate it for the part i already have im gonna wait til more info comees in about these tunnels

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[b][i]sorry for the double post but

i
would also find something to tie my pocket knife tightly to a metal pole so i could have like some long ranged stabs at things if i needed it.
also the pocket knife would be very handy it has like everythign from screwdrivers to wrenches.
even a nail clipper thats kinda funny i thought really it does its just really lame the nail clipprs dont cut it much and there dull as crap
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The nearest exit that you would be aware of, based on that, would be about 15 miles behind you. Towards where the zombies are, of course.

All in all, I think your plan leaves much to be desired. Given the state of panic, and the potential (or almost inevitable) wounded among the survivors, you really need to maximize your resources.

You made no effort what so ever to find even the most basic of supplies.

You're trying though, so thats a good start. A lot of people would have given up already.

thoadthetoad
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Ok, so I'll just do a double scenario answer, soar for my fingers, procrastination for the MW? Bet your a** it is.

If there are floodlights: First of all, I would get either a crowbar or a fire extinguisher to the top, because as I remember, if a fire extinguisher is suddenly broken, it'll cause a brutal explosion, eliminating anything that might want to freakin' eat me. Then, I'd get on top of the trainwreck, and start screaming for survivors. Knowing your breeder virus, they aren't so smart as to climb as they are at simple strategizing and well...brutal rape. (In such case where I know what'd happen in this situation, in the beginning of the outbreak I'd like to stay no less than 10 feet away from Angelina Jolie. I think you know why, too.) So, once the survivors build up, these little creeps tend to only kill if they're the children, correct? In such case, it'd be simple enough to do nothing but kick them off and travel cart by cart until you're at the end of the "Chunnel". Leading to daylight and possibly make a run for it. Especially since there seems to be no guns in sight. If the Chunnel is not ended by the time of the second cart, I'd seek an emergency exit with the lights above, and would walk backwards up the stairs.

If the lights are off: I'd bite my thumb, and write on the wall:
"Give them hope, Give them strength, They'll last a bit longer.
WE ARE SO F**KED."

Warning, link contains profanity.

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Skater Kid who pwns. I meant it by, well, ever hear the saying people whom are mistreated, will act badly (most of the time) well alot of kids in my school do that.

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Still not makeing sense, but what ever...


Thoad:

You kinda fail. lol

The chunnel is under water, and there is no real "stair case" Or emergency exit in there. The third tunnel is basically a matinenc tunnel so in the effent of a trail failure, you can simply go to that tunnel, and they can send help. And the trai nis only maybe 20 cars tops. You would not be able to follow it for long. And your only opion of going on direction down the tunnel makes it even more challenging considering more then one at least 100 people would be funneling down it...

Ah, god. Released all my info. XD

Ok, well anyways.......wait, no thats it.

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I would mod my nerf gun darts, which means I would put sharp stuff in it like nails! I would also keep a Knife or somwthing close. During The day I would scavange for food, and look for other survivors!!!

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The ZOMBIE CLUB will eat all of your brains!


DO NOT SPAM HERE! ALL VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOOT WITHOUT QUESTION!!!!!!

*cough* Allright then.

Xoran. While it may seem likea good idea haveing a nail shoved through it would not allow it to fire, or fly probarly. It would be highly unlikely you would actually kill one due to the low power of one. maybe break the skin, but not much else.

Go longer term then that to....
MudPuddle
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Thoad - I love that link. Curious, I never played that game, does it have zombies?

Xoron - I like the idea of trying to create a quiet weapon, but Skater is correct, the power used to fire nerf bits is insufficient to push even Nerf particularly fast. Adding enough weight to make the projectiles dangerous would bring them to a darn near dead stop, and by dead, I mean you. Sorry.

Now Lawn Darts!

Hehehe...

Skater - Impressed with the research. I'm dying to see if you can figure out a way to make this one work!!!

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Thoad - I love that link. Curious, I never played that game, does it have zombies?

Yes, it has zombies, PUMPED FULLA ANCIENT INTER-GALACTIC VIRUSES BABEH.

Dead space is epic.

Something just occurred to me...has anyone made a virus that could A) climb or B) Dig underground?
MudPuddle
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I don't think so, but there is a virus where the zombies can juggle.

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I don't think so, but there is a virus where the zombies can juggle.

That is one DANG dextrous zombie.
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I'm working on it Mud.

There was one were they could like stack themselfs to reach you. Not exactly climb, but could get to you.

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There was one were they could like stack themselfs to reach you. Not exactly climb, but could get to you.

I'm working on one that works as a collective, the zombies start choopping themselves up and then bend the bones in the body to make a whole different creature. Morbid, creepy, and belongs in a video game.

Biznitchin'.
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