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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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...Couldn't you just throw something at them while they are shifting? I mean just sknock away some body parts?

thoadthetoad
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...Couldn't you just throw something at them while they are shifting? I mean just sknock away some body parts?

They'll:
A) Crawl towards you
B) Crawl back to the "Collective" zombie.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ah nuts. It would make it alot easier to light them all on fire. A tiny bit of gas and a match...BOM!

...BOOM!....Yeah that one looks better.

thoadthetoad
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Ah nuts. It would make it alot easier to light them all on fire. A tiny bit of gas and a match...BOM!

Haven't we discussed fire vs zombie before?

Fire = Bad, Zombie = Bad. 2 "bad"s don't make a good, dudes. Either way, sticking a grenade in the collective would be nice, but anything short of a giblet would still be alive.
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Hmmm... maybe we need a flammable zombie virus. After all, the fumes of human rot, stored up in the gut, seems like it wouldn't be hard to have the older ones go *BOOM*

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Hmmm... maybe we need a flammable zombie virus. After all, the fumes of human rot, stored up in the gut, seems like it wouldn't be hard to have the older ones go *BOOM*


That would be a really good idea.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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No, thoad we discused a flame thrower. You and I both agree however, they will burn, and sinse they are trying to form together as long as you run after you light them...you will be fine. Yes they will burn whatever you leave behind, but thats your problem, and at least your alive for another day.

sense: Long comments please dude?

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Okay i come from a probaly not so wealthy family except my grandma and grandpa i only have
a couple weapons in my house and a couple saws haha. Well here is what i would do. I would
grab the axe in my dads trunk and get enough food to last a week (if a ration it) and a lot
of water. i would make my way to my mall (birchwood) and go to the antique store they have
there and BARROW (steal haha) a couple weapons like the sword that i have been admiring for
a couple years now and then i would go to home depot and get a small metal slged hammer.
Then on to super k mart to pick up food. (and this is all in my dads covertable) then get
about a weeks worth of food and head out to my dads car. Drive home. Fortify my house with
the broken pool table in my house ( it is all in pieces) and put it in the windows and doors
then i would sit quietly until the military gets on there way. I would live a normal life
except work out a lot more. But learn how to drive better to. That is my plan if you have
any sugestions on my plan leave a message on my profile and i will get back to you thanks!

p.s. raters leave the ratings on my profile so i know what to check and i won't have to
search for it in the forum.

Pss. I have all these stores in my town of port huron look them up on mapquest and i will
show you them.

darkbloodraven
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if you use a flamethrower you gotta put in some logic they will still run after you if you don't destroy the brain and if they catch you then you will be on fire and dead an no one is good dead

thoadthetoad
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No, thoad we discused a flame thrower. You and I both agree however, they will burn, and sinse they are trying to form together as long as you run after you light them...you will be fine. Yes they will burn whatever you leave behind, but thats your problem, and at least your alive for another day.

That may be true, but even if there's one flaming zombie, it could turn straigh to you. Depends on how far they are from the collective. It's still a W.I.P. though.
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"It seems like that mist is spreadigng it, so it is probably airborne in damp eviorments, so getting gasmask would be a good idea, but unless there is some hidden in the Tavern my the Clb somewhere, we are pretty screwed. I can't draw gasmask, no. Better getting up over the mist, like getting up in one of the higher buildings, where we can regulate the entry. They are darn strong, so regular melee weapons will be useless, unless we are really desperate, so we need to, I hate to say this, we need to get some guns or something, and heavy steel poles, and then get them killed when they move up the stairs, because we will be dead otherwise. On the other hand, it is daring, and stupid to isolate yourself a place without having a way to escape, because those creatures will probably don't care about or rules with one on the stairs at the time, but if they try to get past each other, they might be easier targets. [...]
On the other hand, they seem to still have some kind of human behavior, maybe it is just instinct, but if we can seem frisghtening, stronger than them, we should be able to control them, because the human behavior tell us to do as the leader says, solely because the leader should know best, the authority is the strongest, you know, and it should be easy, but it might be too risque as it is, and I'm not sure if we have anyone that.. Of course, they are users, or where, most of them would listen to a moderator, and those who dodn't well, either they were spammers, and therefore attack, and those should be easy to kill off, or else they wil act with the group but this is just a random thought, and I don't think it will work."
"Cen, I'm glad that you're trying to spurt out suggestions but we can't exactly strategize when WE'RE GETTING ATTACKED WITH MOTORCYCLES AND OTHER DEBRIS DAMMIT!!!"

Excel Virus + random MW spinoff... My head thinks faster than I can write > >
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Hrm, Allright, the plan on the last page....I need to *falls asleep on keys*

fgffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

*door opening wakes me up*

DUCKS!....Wait what? Yeah rate it....tommorow....morning......yes....

thoadthetoad
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Since it's a new page, HERE'S AN EXCEL VIRUS MAH ZOMBEHS. Excel virus sheet is only a few pages back, and it's in the practice thread as well for those who cannot find it here.

It has been about 8 weeks and the nation of Brittan is completely over-run with EVZ (Excel Virus Zombies). You have managed not to breathe in their breaths, and just barely managed to not breathe in the mist completely covering the bottom half of your apartment building. Through all the breathing the EVZ did, a dense mist has formed in the first story of the current City your in. You've set up a small bunker like camp on the top of a building, and the EVZ have still been throwing cars and large rocks at the 4 story apartment building you are in. There are several houses around you and you feel as if the Apartment building is going to collapse at any possible moment.
Through scavenging you have enough food to last you months, and a few different meats that are preserved with spices. You also have a grill, tarp, tent material, first aid kit, plasters, and a .47 colt. Rope is in the floor below, but you have no idea if there are any EVZ's that could "kiss" you there. It's likely that they'll be many.

Survive.

crimsonblade55
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Through all the breathing the EVZ did, a dense mist has formed in the first story of the current City your in.


Thoad have you ever studied Biology?Viruses can not live outside of living hosts for prolonged periods of time like that,like Bacteria infections can.While it was fine when they breathed into people directly because it was being sent directly to the host,this is a bit different.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok, crimson....I have no idea what you just said. XD

Thoad, would a gas mask, doctors mask, or just like a cloth over the face protect you from it?

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