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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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DDX
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basically your goal here is to get from the supermarket to your car.

I assume the baseball bats are plastic? That won't be very effective...


he would have said plastic bats then, baseball bats refer to cheaply made aluminum bats

aluminium bats for 20.00 USD this is considered cheap as bats go upward to 110-300 dollars.

a department of frozen meats


wouldnt do any good what so ever because the meat is frozen, therefore the zombies cant really eat it and it probably wouldn't smell that much because it is frozen
and some canned food

metal cans, sweet throw-able weapons most cans are around 15 oz

First I would tip the CD rack down the isle, plastic on linoleum = slipping hazard. this will slow the zombies down because they will slip on the CD cases and thus buys me some time. Then I would grab the baseball bat and slip it through my belt for ease of access, then I would grab the metal cans and throw it at the zombies. THough I dont play baseball so my aim wouldnt be amazing but as a fit sports person I will assume I can throw the can at 30 MPH.

F=ma
mass = .425Kg
acceleration=48 m/s/s
force = 20.4 kg of force on the zombie's head not enough to crack skulls but enough to daze them. coupled by the fact that CDs cover the floor that buys me a good 2-5 minutes to "clean the fridge"

I would then throw out all the meat in the wall refrigerator and walk in on the otherside there would be a service door for delivery personnel to stock the fridge, I would then open the door and walk out into the backlot, and then make my way to the front of the supermarket.
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I run back to my car, zombies can't catch you when you're on fire, etc.


Quit being a flamer. No one likes them.

Also, seeing as Death is the whole skeleton thing, would he be a zombie? If so, yes, zombies do catch you.
DDX
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A concentration of vodka or tequila will give you some nasty burns. Moonshine lights up pretty fast, too.

any concentration of alcohol above 50% is flammable...

tequila is 76-110 proof and vodka is usally 80 proof Moonshine is like 180 proof ( you can smell that stuff distilling like 300 feet away), that stuff makes you go blind.
DDX
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any concentration of alcohol above 50% is flammable...


I meant to say 50 proof^
EnterOrion
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My point. One or both of those can be found in any self respecting supermarket.

DDX
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My point. One or both of those can be found in any self respecting supermarket.


I wasnt answering the scenario when I said that beer wasnt flammable. Some other person was saying that molotov cocktails were made from beer inside bottles.
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Some other person was saying that molotov cocktails were made from beer inside bottles.


I knew that. My point about them wasn't for the scenario, it was for the general thread.

Just came out that way. :/
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30 MPH.

F=ma
mass = .425Kg
acceleration=48 m/s/s


...Wat?

30 mph = 48 km/h

There is no horizontal acceleration (not true, there is deceleration due to air resistance) once the can leaves your hand. That means the force is 0.

However, what you can solve for is momentum.

p = 13.4m/s X .425Kg
p = 5.7kgm/s

Or kinetic energy.

E = 1/2 X .425Kg X 13.4^2m/s
E = 38.16J

You can do something with that if you want, fact is, what you said makes no sense.
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My point. One or both of those can be found in any self respecting supermarket.


Vodka in a super market? Never seen that in my life. Mostly becuse it is abnned in many of the areas around here. As in you can't buy it in stores. Only bars.
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Vodka in a super market? Never seen that in my life. Mostly becuse it is abnned in many of the areas around here. As in you can't buy it in stores. Only bars.


One or both. Some areas, certain drinks are banned. Tequila shouldn't be banned in most areas near Mexico, and it's easy to find. Vodka would probably be found in some of the Russian areas (sorry to stereotype, it's true though) and in some less heavily populated areas.

We need to know where we are if we need such a tool for a purpose.
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Enetrorion

YOu are to assum it is a store near you. ANd who is to say you have time to rip your shirt, find a lighter, light, and thorw a safe distance away from yourself.

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48 km/h


if you view velocity as y = 48km/h
the the derivative would be y'=48 therefore that is the acceleration at the instant when it connects.
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if you view velocity as y = 48km/h
the the derivative would be y'=48 therefore that is the acceleration at the instant when it connects.


my bad y = 48 would be velocity and then a = 0.

sorry really tired totally forgot about y=48km/h is position.
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Is this a physics contest now?

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Is this a physics contest now?


no.
we were merely analyzing and answering the scenario.
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