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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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DefinitelyCrazy
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and a hammer that can crack a skull open in one hit, no joke.


Yeah... most hammers do that. They're still horrible weapons.

As for guns, I have a shotgun, but no ammo. I would take it, but it's about 4 ft long, and around 20 pounds.


Oh Jesus, this again.

My transportation would be a slightly armored Sentra


How exactly do you intend on armouring this car?

Okay, not bad. Are the only two weapons you have the ammo-less shotgun and the hammer? Neither are extremely effective.

Okay, one last thing, I was under the impression that we had to make a plan that showed how we would deal with the zombies in the immediate vicinity (read: your family). Now it seems that nearly every single plan bypasses this step. Are we at the point where we have just given up on them ever doing this, or is it still expected?
EnterOrion
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Yeah... most hammers do that. They're still horrible weapons.


Liek major crackage of skullz. Not a few hairlines.

It's like a crowbar. No joke.

Oh Jesus, this again.


It's all I have. If I find no use, I'll ditch it. No problem.

How exactly do you intend on armouring this car?


My wash and dryer should make decent use. I just need a thin outer layer on the front. I'm trying to stop major damage, not bullets.

Other than that, how is the rest of my plan?

Okay, one last thing, I was under the impression that we had to make a plan that showed how we would deal with the zombies in the immediate vicinity (read: your family). Now it seems that nearly every single plan bypasses this step. Are we at the point where we have just given up on them ever doing this, or is it still expected?


I think everyone forgot.
TrayDogenzaka
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Alright, this is ganna be a responce to HoodHulk's scenario, since it was the first to catch my eye.

First off, knowing that me and my friend are decent under preassure (I'd most likely either be with my friend Blake, or my friend Craig, who are both good with preassure), I'd first take the wooden planks and fix them up in a barricade by nailing them to the walkway down, using either a can as a hammer, or another plank. This would be only at chest level+, so as the make sure the zombies couldn't see anything, and assuming they're stupid, so that they'd run into it. After, slick the top of the walkway down (assuming it's a walkway. Stairs would be just as good.) with the deisle fuel, so that the zombies would slip and slide down, and hit the wooden barricade at the top. Once they slid down and bashed their head on it, my friend would be informed to crack them upside the head with the bat, until sure they were dead. If a drastic ammount got in at one time, then I could set the deasle on fire, assuming it didn't evaporate already. The trench knife that I'd have would be more or less a last resort weapon for stabbing at the head. After the zombies stopped pouring in, we'd most likely try to sneak out, since the supplies down there wouldn't last forever.

DefinitelyCrazy
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My wash and dryer should make decent use. I just need a thin outer layer on the front. I'm trying to stop major damage, not bullets.


No, I realise that you have access to metal, most people do. Most just don't notice it. What I meant was how did you intend on attaching it with your limited tools.

I'm trying to stop major damage, not bullets.


I know, in my original plan my truck was armoured.

Other than that, how is the rest of my plan?


Not bad. Were you the one who wanted to go to the school? Also, about weapons, as I said, do you have ANYTHING else?

I think everyone forgot.


Well, I didn't. Here's the deal; If you do that, and it's good, you're in.
thisisnotanalt
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anyways, I'm a bit of a pyro, And I was wondering that, if having this kind of expierence, (In, making rockets, High grade Blackpowder, Flash powder, and other types of eplosives, and smoke grenades.) if that kind of expirience would be useful or help in my survival. As i do know how to make trip mine traps and other simlar explosive devices.


If you can make the explosion silent and you can really make stuff like that, then it'll help a lot. It'll give you a new arsenal of homemade weapons.
Greene
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So, have I ever shot a man in the side of the head with an arrow to analyze the impact results? No, no I haven't.


Then don't criticize my choice of the bow.

Samurai would wax and sharpen their katanas for hours using a special process(So no, not durable.). They're good at one thing, and that is: killing.


I think that a modern Katana would be perfectly suitable for chopping firewood.



You've been trapped in a town infested with Lzies. The military has blockaded everyone in, regardless of who they are. You're located in a suburban house just two miles South of the blockade, and you might be able to sneak out. Huge hordes of Lzies are romping around in the streets, and if you attract their attention their is no way that you will survive. What do you do?(Stealth scenario. Lzies have a slightly better sense of smell than humans, but their sight is as good as an eagle's.)


Scenario! Let's see here...
So, I have two miles of zombies between me and freedom, and they're too strong to fight. I suppose my best bet would be to travel light, since speed is of the essence. First thing to take would be money. It's light, easy to carry, and essential if I want to obtain food and lodge after making it out of the city. I'd probably take some red meat with me, to use a s a distraction if end up getting any lzies on my tail. I'm assuming that they'd take the bleeding, unmoving target than the one speeding away from them. I'd probably travel by ATV, my neighbors own a set and I could easily hotwire it or steal the key. As far as weaponry goes, would take my dad's Smith & Wesson, as well as my Wakizashi. both are pretty light, but quite effective. I'd also take a pry bar for getting through doors. After stealing the ATV I'd probably stay off road to avoid larger clusters of zombies. If I found one or two alone, I'd take them out with the blade, or shoot them. If I ended up running into a larger cluster, say 5+, I'd use some of the meat I brought to distract them and drive away. I'd work my way south down to the barricade. After coming within about 100 yards of it, I'd ditch the ATV, sword, and meat (keeping the gun and crowbar). I'd find a way to sneak through the barricade. I can't really be more specific on how, since all I was told was that there was gonna be a barricade and I could probably get past it. I'd make my way to the nearest town from there.

DURN. I can haz membership?

I was also wondering, what exactly do club members do? At first I thought that we made a scenario and played our way through it until we were dead, undead, or rescued.

I also wrote up a virus profile thingy for the one in the scenario I wrote.

Name: Naegleria Vomica
Symptoms Prior to Death: Necrosis of skin and muscle tissues, causing the victim to become severely weakened. As the parasite eats the brain, dementia will ensue and death will follow shortly.
Symptoms After Death: The frontal lobes of the brain have been nearly destroyed, preventing the use of higher logic and reason. The behavior of the Zombie will be near entirely instinctual. This will make them violent and very effective at hunting prey. They are stealthy compared to other types of Zombies,and are quite spry. The muscles will not regenerate after death, so these zombies will not be much stronger than the average human.
Method of Transmission: The parasite is waterborne, but it can also be transmitted through a host if it can enter the blood stream. i.e. bites, scratches, etc. This parasite can effect mammals, but no other vectors are known.

The exact origin of this disease is unknown. It is known that it was original a mutated strain of the parasitic amoeba Naegleria Fowleria, or "The Brain Eating Amoeba." This original strain attacked brain and muscle tissue, causing weakness, internal bleeding, and dementia. It was nearly always fatal. The mutated strain could divide at a far greater rate than the original, and caused the regeneration of vital organs after the death of the victim. The damage to the brain, however, was irreparable. This caused its hosts to turn into violent, brainless fiends with no thought other than to hunt and kill. The disease had an incredibly short incubation period, symptoms would be present within a mere 2 hours of exposure. Without immediate medical treatment, a victim would be dead within 12 hours and back on their feet half an hour after that. As the original strain was extremely hard to treat, no cure has yet been found for the new one. It is widely held that you can avoid Zombification by amputating any wounded body part. The mutation started in the western portion of Oregon, and began spreading throughout the water system. It was not long before it had made it into Portland's major rivers and reservoirs. The population has been hit hard, and it is unknown if there are any survivors within the city limits. Despite efforts to quarantine the city, the disease has spread to cities south and east of Portland. It will soon spread to the rest of the continent if a cure is not found promptly.
Kronikkitten
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hey did you read my differnt one DefinitelyCrazy

EnterOrion
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Also, about weapons, as I said, do you have ANYTHING else?


I can rig up some improvised stuff. I can modify my airsoft rifle to be a lethal weapon. I have a pellet gun, but I'm not sure if it fires anymore. I have a blackjack, some pepper spray. I have about 50 disks (DVD's). A stereo. My top of the line desk. Um . . . about 3,000 Lego's. That's about it. And a crap load of knives, as well as quite a few lighters. I'm not sure how that would stand up to chemical warfare, but my fridge has freon like you wouldn't believe.

No, I realise that you have access to metal, most people do. Most just don't notice it. What I meant was how did you intend on attaching it with your limited tools.


Initially, I can use nails, hot glue, and duct tape. Beyond that, I'm out of luck. If I can find some kind of drill of torch, I can screw/sauder it on. It should hold up to individual hits, as I'm unlikely to run into a crowd, and if I did, I would be screwed anyways.

Were you the one who wanted to go to the school?


Yup, although I have a better idea. Although it'll vary on whether I get survivors or not.

Well, I didn't. Here's the deal; If you do that, and it's good, you're in.


This will be a bit hard, as I'll have at least one zombie to contend with at the start. My dad. I need him home, or I'm not going anywhere. He WILL be a zombie. So if all goes well, I won't die. I have a bit of an idea. Can the zombies climb?
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Then don't criticize my choice of the bow.


The only problem with the bow is that it has less kinetic energy than a bullet and therefore has a smaller chance of killing the parasite in the Goliath zombie - so it may take 3, 4, etc. shots to actually take down a zombie.
Greene
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Ah, but when I wrote my scenario I wasn't using the Goliath strain, I was using the one described in my above post. All that would be needed to kill a zombie infected with that parasite would be to destroy enough of its remaining brain to prevent vital functions. One or two shots with a bow should be enough to do this.

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Okay, one last thing, I was under the impression that we had to make a plan that showed how we would deal with the zombies in the immediate vicinity (read: your family). Now it seems that nearly every single plan bypasses this step. Are we at the point where we have just given up on them ever doing this, or is it still expected?


Still expected yes. More so then normal now that we have so much intrset. IF this makes people mad, well the goverment titens the borders every time people wanna come over....same deal....well kinda.



[quote]hey did you read my differnt one DefinitelyCrazy[quote]

I'm sure he tried dude. But it was impossible to understand.
Greene
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All yall zombie peoples!

This should be relevant to your interests!

Kronikkitten
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ok im not even to try anymore

Greene
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ok im not even to try anymore


You should actually put some effort into it, Kronik. I doubt that "im grab sum guns and tell my people the plan then go kill stuff" is going to be sufficient.
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Ah, but when I wrote my scenario I wasn't using the Goliath strain, I was using the one described in my above post. All that would be needed to kill a zombie infected with that parasite would be to destroy enough of its remaining brain to prevent vital functions. One or two shots with a bow should be enough to do this.


Ah.

Also, did you ever make a plan to join in?
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