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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Greene
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Yeah, my huge post on page 449.

thisisnotanalt
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Oh, I thought that was a scenario for us to answer, lol. Sory there D:

EnterOrion
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Alt, can Goliaths jump?

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I'm not the person who invented the Goliath strain(Thoad did that, and he's rarely around these days) but some of them would probably be physically able to. Though I doubt you'd be seeing a lot of jumping zombies anywhere.

Greene, that was a fabulous plan. A++. The added story was nice, but it wasn't canon with the Goliath virus. But that doesn't really matter, lol.

Greene
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Oh, I thought that was a scenario for us to answer, lol. Sory there D:


Ah, lol.

Also, map 2.0!

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7185/planmap.jpg
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Me: I'm 5'4", 129 pounds, slightly out of shape, but I have quick reflexes. I'm also an above average shooter, and I have hunted deer and bird before. I'm fairly strong, being able to bench 90-110 in weight. I have a lot of back strength as well.

My home: My house doesn't have much in the way of supplies, and staying there is suicide. I have several manual tools, nothing electric, and a hammer that can crack a skull open in one hit, no joke. If you need pics, I can provide. I also have a large tool box, and a few dozen nails. Nails can be picked up later, on scavenging missions. As for guns, I have a shotgun, but no ammo. I would take it, but it's about 4 ft long, and around 20 pounds. And seeing as I have to take my tool box, which weighs around the same, but is much smaller, it'll have to do. My food would consist of around 20 cans of different types of food. Any nutrition that needs to be made up can come from my dads' supplument store, which consist of vital vitamins, Vitamin C, A, B12, and calcium. This should be fine for the time being, although I'll probably have to raid a CVS or Walgreens for some more. My transportation would be a slightly armored Sentra, which is quiet, powerful, and fuel efficient. I'll probably end up driving on the sidewalk, but it's all I have, as walking with that much stuff will kill me. This should cover just about everything, and I may be able to fit in my bike. There is one other thing I'll take: My dads Perfect Pushups. Those things are freaking bad a*s, and they are awesome for upper body strength. They are also extremely compact.

The plan: My first and foremost problem is my dad. He WILL be infected, as he is exposed to many people everyday, including the most likely carriers, lowlifes and *cough* crack w*ores, and will probably come home in a panic. This will be a race against time. He would probably call me, and if he isn't zombified by the time he gets home, he'll have a bad surprise waiting on the other side. There's a ledge just above the main entry point, the garage door, that I can easily reach but is still difficult to reach. I would attain myself some rope from the backyard and make a slipknot, making sure I can drop it onto somethings head. Once he arrived, assuming he is in fact a zombie, I would drop it on his head and around his neck, tighten it, and jump right off the ledge on the opposite side. I would essentially hang him, and this should incapacitate him. It is unlikely that he should escape, as the more he struggles, the tighter the knot gets. If it doesn't cut his head off, I will proceed to grab one of my 12" knives and repeatedly stab him. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't even think about killing him, as I have enormous respect for him, but my survival drive is quite high, and I do not have a propensity for empathy (something I regret, but it's in my character make up), so feeling bad isn't going to happen. Once I do this, I will load up everything in the 'My Home' section, as well as some knives, and if possible, my dogs. I'll also load up an extra gallon of gas. Some batteries would also come, as well as household cleaners. Once this is done, I'm out of there. I'll drive up on the sidewalk if I have to, but I'm leaving Spring. I'll hit up some small convenience stores as well as a drug store on the way out, and I'll try at a gun store or four. Now is what comes next.

If I find survivors: I will proceed, if possible, to a farm. Preferably a farm with a lot of pesticides and ammonium nitrate. I would set up shop, and scavenge from nearby stores. With my survivors, I will keep round the clock watch, and if anything suspicious appears, that person, be it me or another, will wake the other(s) and we'll find out it they are friendly or otherwise. If not, they die. That simple.

If I do not find survivors: I'm going to go as far west as possible, and onto the prairie. I'll attempt to find a lone home there, and stock up with what I can carry. A gun, a hammer, and some food. From there I'll go as far as I can with the car, and when I run out, walk forever. Staying in one place with no less than 4 people is suicide. If I only find one or two survivors, this is what I'll do.

If there are any questions, ask.

This is everything.

DefinitelyCrazy
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Okay, I will review the last two pages later tonight. Only one thing for the moment.

Then don't criticize my choice of the bow.


I don't doubt that it could kill a zombie. It's the act of retrieving the arrow that is it's downfall.
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First and foremost, pics or it didn't happen.


I really hate having to document everything i do =/ well here it is

you tube videos

video 2

video 3

video 4

video 5

Also, I have improved the quality since these as i have had a year to improve. Anything else you'd like to see me make?
TrayDogenzaka
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I decided to make a map of my general plan, since people seem to misunderstand the distance between me and the islands I plan to go to.

http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww300/Vincent_Valftw/MAPTOSAFETY-2.jpg

That's no the exact path, but the roads DO lead that direction, so at most I'd be doing is some turns.

The drive is 1 hour and 41 minutes with no traffic, and the only road at the end that heads into grand isle (which is where the boat to the barri, or barrier islands is) has little to no traffic on any normal day.

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I've answered a scenario and my plan has been reviewed, so I'm pretty sure I'm a member. I've got a scenario one or two pages back, and HoodHulk has one on 440.


you are not a member dude. your plan was reviewed not accepted.
DefinitelyCrazy
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I think that a modern Katana would be perfectly suitable for chopping firewood.


True, but that's only useful once you get to the wilderness and are settled.

take some red meat with me, to use a s a distraction if end up getting any lzies on my tail


God damn new virus'. I don't know how well that would work here, but against Goliath (the default virus we use) dead meat will not deter the zombies' attention.

'd probably stay off road to avoid larger clusters of zombies.


This isn't from YOUR house. You're in a city, there is no off road.

I'd work my way south down


Congratulations, you are now 4 miles from the blockade.

I'd find a way to sneak through the barricade. I can't really be more specific on how, since all I was told was that there was gonna be a barricade and I could probably get past it. I'd make my way to the nearest town from there.


That's acceptable.

DURN. I can haz membership?




I was also wondering, what exactly do club members do? At first I thought that we made a scenario and played our way through it until we were dead, undead, or rescued.


Pretty much, being a member means you can create scenarios for others to answer and you can create a virus if you so wish (which you seem to have done regardless). You can also b*tch about the plans that non-members submit.

Blah, blah, blah. Greene talks about her virus.


Yeah, not my thing so I'll just skip this part.

hey did you read my differnt one DefinitelyCrazy


Probably not. Should I? Has there been a drastic improvement? Has there been ANY improvement?

I can rig up some improvised stuff. I can modify my airsoft rifle to be a lethal weapon. I have a pellet gun, but I'm not sure if it fires anymore. I have a blackjack, some pepper spray. I have about 50 disks (DVD's). A stereo. My top of the line desk. Um . . . about 3,000 Lego's. That's about it. And a crap load of knives, as well as quite a few lighters. I'm not sure how that would stand up to chemical warfare, but my fridge has freon like you wouldn't believe.


Oh, wow.

Initially, I can use nails, hot glue, and duct tape. Beyond that, I'm out of luck. If I can find some kind of drill of torch, I can screw/sauder it on. It should hold up to individual hits, as I'm unlikely to run into a crowd, and if I did, I would be screwed anyways.


I dunno, way be good for short distances. I can guarantee it'll fall off though.

I have a bit of an idea. Can the zombies climb?


Ladders and the like? No. And they also have difficulty with stairs, if that's any good to you.

This should be relevant to your interests!


Those are some fast zombies.

ok im not even to try anymore


Cool.

Alt, can Goliaths jump?


No.

Also, map 2.0!


CRAZAY!

including the most likely carriers, lowlifes and *cough* crack w*ores,


Oh, that's nice.

I would attain myself some rope


I lol'd at the wording.

If it doesn't cut his head off, I will proceed to grab one of my 12" knives and repeatedly stab him.


Zombie man, that ain't gonna do s*it.

as I have enormous respect for him

lowlifes and *cough* crack w*ores


...Wat?

Okay, overall it seems not too shabby. I'll just pretend that when you said "stab" you really meant "destroy the brain through crushing or separation". Farmhouses in the prairies are a much better location than locking yourself in the school.

I really hate having to document everything i do =/ well here it is


Don't make it seem like that was a hassle, you uploaded those in April.

Anything else you'd like to see me make?


Nope, because bombs are pretty much useless in most situations, so the skill hardly helps you.

I decided to make a map of my general plan, since people seem to misunderstand the distance between me and the islands I plan to go to.


I forget who you are and what your plan was. Cool!

Okay, so Greene is in, she obviously knows what's up. Also, Orion, your plan was pretty good. Assuming that the noose hits it's mark (which it should, he'll be moving slowly and you're only a few feet away), it was a pretty creative way to restrain him. As long as the rope in properly secured, you should be able you land a killing blow before he can break the rope. Since I said a while ago if you revised your plan you'd be in, and you did. And it was better, you're in too. Yay, everyone's a winner today!
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Oh, wow.


Exactly. I don't exactly have a lot.

Oh, that's nice.


They live on the street. My dad drives through ghettos everyday. (Not really, just Monday-Wednesday and a park and ride on Thursday)

What day does the outbreak start on?

Nope, because bombs are pretty much useless in most situations, so the skill hardly helps you.


Defenses I can see. Offense maybe, just depends on the situation.

you're in too


Woohoo!
DefinitelyCrazy
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Defenses I can see. Offense maybe, just depends on the situation.


Makes too much noise, there's the chance of self harm, especially with home made explosives. Also, shrapnel will have little to no effect, the actual blast itself with have to be able to rip them limb from limb. Just not worth it.
EnterOrion
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Makes too much noise,


Noise, when using a weapon (especially in these scenarios), should never be a problem. If the idea is to survive, the last thing you want to do is shoot something that doesn't know you're there. If it knows you're there, it will probably alert its friends as well. You always want to stay hidden, and only if necessary shoot anything.

Noise + Unneeded = Bad Idea
DefinitelyCrazy
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Noise + Unneeded = Bad Idea


...I know. That's why I said bombs are not good.
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