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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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DefinitelyCrazy
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i guess i'l join, OMAHGAWD I LIKE ZOMBIES TIS BEST BLUB EVAHR!


You see, it's funny because he's mocking the people who do this by copying word for word what Bjiscuit said not to do.
Bjiscuit
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You see, it's funny because he's mocking the people who do this by copying word for word what Bjiscuit said not to do.



Ooooh, now i get it.

;P
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Deffinatlycrazy, You once again remind me of the indian guy at peters office on family.

Alright, So new disscussion becuse I'm bored.

What do you think is the best means of transportation?

Goto74
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What do you think is the best means of transportation?


A Zombie horse
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Haha. well if it was friendly zombie horse maybe, but that prorbably wouldn't have worked out.

Bjiscuit
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Well, realisticly, it depends, how many people are we transporting or is it just yourself

EnterOrion
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What do you think is the best means of transportation?


Something highly efficient, capable of high power. Something that has a bed, even a small on, or something that could be renovated to do so.

Hybrids would be good, but they only work up to so many MPH. If you could convert a vehicle to run off of easy to acquire materials then you're in business.

Nothing is the best. A hybrid diesel truck would be perfect. You can run them off vegetable oil, so that's a win.

Simple filtration.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Actually, a truck would be horrible. If you come to a blocked road, say bye bye truck, and deisel? Those things are louder then your mom in bed.

I would say a modified motorcycle. I know enough to thin down the muffler,so it makes near no noise. Then, add a shelf were the rear seat should be. Tie all supplies down to it, and your in buisness. You can go through traffic, And through tight spots. Gas isn't needed often, and if you were to pull it from other cars, it would be pretty easy to refull.

thoadthetoad
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Those things are louder then your mom in bed.

Hot.

I would think that the best form of transportation short distance, is a bycicle or a horse. Anything is good for long distance, really. If you know how to use a truck you could get past a pileup, unless it's in a city. If anywhere else though, I would go with the hybrid truck. Of course I'd stay with a motor or bicycle.
DefinitelyCrazy
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Isn't the choice obvious? A griffin.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Gawd, why didn't I think of a griffen!

But good point thoad, if you know how to ride a horse, by all means take it with you. Tehy can eat grass, and drink water, pretty easy to keep. If you get hungry enough....bye bye horse, hello dinner. While not the best meat in the world, it is something.

thoadthetoad
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If you get hungry enough....bye bye horse, hello dinner

Not to mention, it makes a great insulator. The only problem is that it smells and feels really bad in your hair. That is, only if it gets TOO cold.
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Ok. I like the Responses. However, there is no wrapping paper. The rock I give credit though.

No lighter eithier. Failed.

Now then. The zombies managed to get all killed, your unarmed per say a shovel, and thier with guns, and a harpoon.

The zombies are all dead. You manage to get up there, but once you do, the group surrounds you, and they aim thier weapons at you. They ask you" What the F*ck are you doing up here?" and then they tell you they want to search you. Now then. Do you agree with them, or do you not. Your need a cliff side, and thye got you on a house wall, and the guy with the harppno is very close, his harpoon pointed towards you. You could probably punch him he's so close. The other two are at a distance of 3-5 m from you. wHAT DO YOU DO?

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Normally continuing scenarios are not allowed, as they make it seem to much like a game....but I like it so whatever.

Well, first Would be to just let them search me, while telling them where I came from, and how I ended up there. If all went well, I would have frineds, otherwise, I would have a harpoon in my neck. I prefer one to the other but.....

Second option would be to kick the guy with the harpoon in the leg, and quickly spin him around and hold him there. IF they shot, they would hit him, which i dont think they want to do. I would tell them to put all there weapons to the side, and then let them search me.

If that didnt work, I would grab the harpoon form him, and hopefully find some cover to sit behind. From there, tell them if they don't throw there wepons to me, I will shoot one of them. OF course I would die, but if there gonna be that way, they should to.

If all else fails, and there bigger then me....Jump off the cliff and hope for the best.

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hey, im new here, i waz wonderin if i cud join? ive read the zombi survival guide (i got it for cristmas)

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