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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thoadthetoad
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I never liked the idea since most of these zombies have a collective conscience. Therefore it would be like a little.... RTS-ey?

kilozombie
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Definetlycrazy:
Oh, come on. People litter. Get over it. [I meant WRAPPERS.] And people do indeed throw away lighters.

DefinitelyCrazy
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Oh, come on. People litter. Get over it. [I meant WRAPPERS.]


In that case it would probably be plastic. It would not catch fire then light someone on fire. I would melt, with maybe a little flame, and it would do it really quickly.

And people do indeed throw away lighters.


Yeah, geniuses throw away full lighters. But that hardly matters, it's not stated, it's not there.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Streaching the bounds of a scenario, is like reahing into your pocket, and pulling out an airplane. good luck with that happening.

thisisnotanalt
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In that case it would probably be plastic


Or waxed paper, which wouldn't catch very well.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Even regular paper would not be enough to catch cloth on fire in a split second of touching it. And if it was wrapped tightly enough to throw, It would burn up quickly, and not hit your target, rather discinigrate in thin air.

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Hi peoples i'm a zomboligist so yeah. I thought i might just make my plan even know i'm not in your club. Is that okay??

thoadthetoad
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i might just make my plan even know i'm not in your club. Is that okay??


You're supposed to make it in order to get in!

and Zomboligist? Er... what?
skater_kid_who_pwns
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and Zomboligist? Er... what?


Kid who thinks he's hardcore casue he is "uber awsum at nazi zombies!"

AT least that is my understanding.

Danny. Make plan as to where wyou would go, what you would do, what you would take, ect. You must start in your home, and only use things you have acess to and knowledge of. You may not include survivors as your chances of finding some are the same as getting hit by a car, a zebra, a polar bear, and a boat in the same hour.
Angelofdeathandlight
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i guess i will join. *deathclub* angelofdeathandlight host

thoadthetoad
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i guess i will join. *deathclub* angelofdeathandlight host


What is this you are speaking? All I hear is you calling yourself host. This does not fly, and read the OP or go to page 144 to see the rules
skater_kid_who_pwns
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i guess i will join.


Don't say "I guesse" like we would be honored to have you join.
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car, a zebra, a polar bear, and a boat in the same hour.


Stay away from heavily packed zoos/aquariums in San Diego. Your chances of that happened are there in that place. xD

*deathclub* angelofdeathandlight host


Seriously, stop with that. It's annoying and makes you seem like an idiot.

i guess i will join.


No you won't. Make a semi-decent plan, and we'll shred it until you get it right.
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ok, first off, Even I went to page 1 then 144 just to make sure I knew what some of the rules were and requirements, then I made a plan, it got wasted, then another same. etc. etc. etc. I'm pretty sure I got in just through peristance, but atleast I made an effort.

Simply stating "I wanna join/ i guess i'l join, OMAHGAWD I LIKE ZOMBIES TIS BEST BLUB EVAHR!" doesn't mean your geting in, Read the freakin rules.



**i feel better now**

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i guess i'l join, OMAHGAWD I LIKE ZOMBIES TIS BEST BLUB EVAHR!

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