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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Skater:

Alright, you've filled the water up right. That's taken care of, but what of the food? How long would the food in your home last you? Days? Weeks? Months? That's important if your going to be living in the area for awhile, or if at all, travailing.

Alright, couches and chairs work, but, the chairs/couches will still leave the top half of your door open. Which would mean someone might attack, or break in. So, how would you cover one half of the door? The bottom is take care off, but it won't hold for long.

And about leaving the trailer. let's say Zeds do pack up against your trailer, and your out of food? How would you venture out of the trailer safely? Would it at all be possible?

And the guns, would you know how to handle the guns all that well? Could you use them if you needed to? Ammo?

Also, what of the others in the trailer park? Would they let you in or would they all be dead? (Zeds in the trailers now)

Also, the farmland may be hard to stalk by. Would the animals not turn wild and run for it after a few weeks? Depends if they too are effected by the virus. So, that may be in ruins.

Shelter can be broken down by small gust's of wind, but like you said, better then nothing.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Alright, to answer your questions.

Food in my house would last, I would say two months if rationed proberly.

If I can get food from other trailers, much more.

Alright, couches and chairs work, but, the chairs/couches will still leave the top half of your door open. Which would mean someone might attack, or break in. So, how would you cover one half of the door? The bottom is take care off, but it won't hold for long.


I was more thinking putting the couch upright,It would just barly fit. If you wanted in bad enough, and were strong you could move it.

There is a wall right as you enter the house, put the couch between that and the door, and its pretty solid.

And about leaving the trailer. let's say Zeds do pack up against your trailer, and your out of food? How would you venture out of the trailer safely? Would it at all be possible?


I could bust the roof out in five minutes. The thing is drywall, plywood, tin, and a bit of tar.

And the guns, would you know how to handle the guns all that well? Could you use them if you needed to? Ammo?


I know how to fire both, more accurate with the pistol, and probably more efficent. the rifle is more for deer ect. IF I see it. Ammo wouldn't be to hard. .22 rounds are easy to come by.

Also, what of the others in the trailer park? Would they let you in or would they all be dead? (Zeds in the trailers now)


Well, Since were thniking worst case, after a few days I would imagine they would all be zombies. Not saying they are. Most trailers have only a few people in them. So If they were in there I could probably handle it.

Also, the farmland may be hard to stalk by. Would the animals not turn wild and run for it after a few weeks? Depends if they too are effected by the virus. So, that may be in ruins.


Not really a neccesity, but would be nice. If it was winter meat would stay fresh for a nice long time. So I could kill a few and keep it for later.

I forgot to mention, to the out side of the bag, I would tie a pot and a pan, along with a lighter and matches, and paper.

Shelter can be broken down by small gust's of wind, but like you said, better then nothing.


I would love to say the island has a tree or something on t to build the back of it agsint, but there isn't. I only know of the one island, as I swam out to it before, there are others farther out in the lake though. Like far enough out you can't see them unless your in a boat in the water.
loloynage2
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I might join (if somebody lets me lmao)

but first some questions:

b/c this is like the first time i click on this thread i have like no idea whats going on. I did read the rules, but still....

Anyways...do do u post like ideas about how to survive or random situations? Or do u have to follow a story like a RPG?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok...to answer some of your questions.

First thing is first. You have to make a plan.

The plan should be about what you would do, where you would go, what you would take, how you would get there, ect.

Think real time. If you have No avalibility to guns, don't use them. Don't include survivors. Don't use cars, roads will be blocked.

Thnik worst case. Meaning your family is dead, you have no one left, your on your won. You need to survive.

Once you do that I will give you more information.

And THIS IS NOT AN RPG so yea...

Once in a while someone will post a scenario. It gives you a situation with what tools you have avaliable, and you have to give a DETAILED response on how to survive.

loloynage2
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alright, so hows this?

I would take a long metal stick that i have in the basement (i don't even know whats for, but oh well) and take a axe that i also have. I wouldn't take any food (for now) but i will take my water bottle filled with water with me. Once i have all does 3 things, i would go to "Max" (kinda of a little shop) witch is pretty close to my house. To arrive there i would jump over the fences so no one can see me. Once in the shop i would take the stick and block the door with it. Then i would take some food from the shop and go upstairs and take a gun (they do have). I would defend the shop from zombies.

This would be just like a little beginning.

Bjiscuit
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my answer tot he scenario was ignored =(

*crys*

heggemo
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haha srry if am after this time but what is this thing all bout :P

thoadthetoad
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haha srry if am after this time but what is this thing all bout :P


Sigh, it's all just a club where we get together and uses our skills in analysis and logic in order to escape, survive, or kill zombies. There are scenarios and plans. You must become a member to make a scenario. A scenario is an instance of survival that a member makes up. In order to become a member, you have to ANSWER a scenario, and you have to make a plan that is accepted. If you are not welcomed and critiqued (not insulted) by the members on your plan than contact me instead of starting flames.
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Ok.loloynage.

Im geussing this MAx is a conveinience store. Like a gas store yes?


Im geussing this is some pipe or metal rim for a railing (not really specified enough)
However. Now, im geussing this is a glass dor with a handle, and, not too bad of a plan, you jam the door wth the handle. Not bad. And, you also noted to bring a axe.
That should give you some protection agaisnt a zombie trying to eat your face off.
But... there is a flaw.

Im pretty sure any employee's of the store would have already taken the gun. Plus other people might be in there was well already, and try to kill you if you barged in like that.

However, not too bad of a plan. Needs revisement though.
I like how you tried to avoid people by going through fences, but that takes alot of energy. But is better then running like a crazy nutcase through the streets trying to avoid zombies. It's also a little bit short livedf too, because, geussing this is the average Goliath virus (Slow walkers, but basically they are walking peices of meat, and the only way to destroy them is shoto them in the head or blast them to little bits, which takes a crapload of energy.)

And they can break through that glass door easy. However, the bar methodensures at least some protection. And geussing your not e employee, and you didn't say you had keys, the back door is off limits, and im geussing zombies would be eithier in the store or out near the back as well.

My only qeustion, do you plan of escape, or do you plan to encamp in the store?
And of eithier qeustion, how do you prepare for it.
Thankfully, im not a troll. So no worries mate. Just answer those qeustions, revise a bit, and i'll check, and see if you qaulify.

AND ZOMBICATOR. I GAVE YOU A SCENARIO, SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU, BUT YOU STILL RESORT TO WHINING. I GAVE YOU A CHANCE. I WAS NEVER RUDE TO YOU. AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW MY BACKGROUND. I WAS IN DOMINICAN MILITARY. DONT YOU EVER DARE BE A TORLL TO ME OR MY BUENA GENTE'S.

Now then. You have just angered me, even though I was polite (I know, others have been a troll) but you have prevoked it by being arrogant. So, jsut leave. Honestly, I gave you a chance. You have proven your way too arrogant for this club.



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KayEqualsFour
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ok, soe here my plan

i wud get my wepons (a nife and a shotgun) and i would get my neighbors to go with me. we wud go to go 2 the grocery store cuz ders tons uf food. we wud bored up the windos and den kill any zombees who atack us.

so am i in now?

MrPockets
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Guys spare yourself this agony, and read the Zombie Survival Guide. It is a real book, and it tells you how to pretty much do anything about zombies.

I think this should get me in...

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Guys spare yourself this agony, and read the Zombie Survival Guide. It is a real book, and it tells you how to pretty much do anything about zombies.

I think this should get me in...

As far as I know, everyone in this club who has read it, has dissed it to hell and back because of its faults, and because making such a statement shows arrogance and does not show that you can actually think for yourself.
So, perhaps you should try again.
Bjiscuit
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ok, soe here my plan

i wud get my wepons (a nife and a shotgun) and i would get my neighbors to go with me. we wud go to go 2 the grocery store cuz ders tons uf food. we wud bored up the windos and den kill any zombees who atack us.

so am i in now?


first off, spelling, second off, i wouldnt even call that a plan....
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Mr.Pockets. IF you would be so kinda as to not "steal" the book as your plan, it would be appreciated.

And as cen here so kindly pointed out...well tyou can just read it.

kay.

First off spell correctly please.

Second. Don't count on survivors. Don't use knives. They suck. Don't use shotguns, they suck to.

third, No your not in yet.

valkery
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You were the one who had the two belts of knives on the first page.

Anyway this is my idea.

I get two shotguns, two hunting rifles, a couple of knives and tons of ammo plus a machette. I hightail it for a wide open plain that has a cliff at the back. There I dig a cave with rocks and build a fort out of timber. If any survivors come by I make sure they are not infected. Then I keep building my strong hold and repeling any zombies that may attack. The rock wall protects me and the plain allows full view of the surroundig landscape. With the help of other survivors I live in this under gorund world waiting for the day that humans can once again walk the earth.

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