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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Dannydaninja
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Chainsaws absolutely suck against zombies.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Danny, how was relavent to anything at hand?

Mike54321
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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit there please
I'll tell you how my town was over run with zombies

In west California born and raised
In the basement was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' on the intertubes
And all gamin' and fappin' and trollin' some n00bs
When a couple of zombies
Who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom shat a brick
And said 'Hurry up kids, we gotta GTFO quick!'

Our dad arrived with the van and when it came near
It had guns on the seats on food in the rear
If anything I can say that this van it did please
So I saddled up and yelled "LET'S KILL SOME ZOMBIES!"

Cruisin' round town I popped 7 or 8
And I yelled to my sister 'Yo isn't this great?'
I looked at my future
I was finally here
To drive around and kill zombies as a career


So, am I in?

valkery
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I will put another attempt up when I have more time.

HoodHulk58
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@Mike54321

Dude i was LMAO reading that i love that song now its so fresh lol but no you need to make a reasonable scenario to get in but you get an A for effort..... A ......

Bjiscuit
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omfg its hoodie =D long time no see.

But anyways, Writing a scenario soon, also, skater, its a mess in here, which scenario would you like use to answer, because theres been a few posted back there.

BigNick60
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zombies....no like....escaping from them please

Bjiscuit
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Wouldn't it be better to not be in a large group or club.. Anyway I own a large plow like the ones you see on the highways.. I have atleast ten guns in my house and my uncle owns a gun shop which I have keys to. I think the plan is to head to a military installation with a u-haul trailer full of food plowing my way along. and hope I can find a tank. Its a start...


What about food, supplies? How are you going to carry that all, how about gas, tractors burn up alot of gas, and their loud. Also, 10 guns? im not sure to believe you or not, pics plz, also, pics of you behind the counter at the gunshop. Also, where is the millitary installation? how far away is it. Where are you going to rest up along the way? Can you use the weapons you have efficiently? Roads are going to be coverd with traffic and even a tractor will have a hard time getting through. Also, A tank? get realistic.

So revise and try to put some more thought into your plan. Key things like food water and shelter and protection. Think about what foods you will take and how you will cary them. that kind of stuff
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Mike, made my day.

AS far as the millitary base is conserend, there either gonna be there, or out saving important people. If your an average joe, they will shoot you on sight.

valkery
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Just as a point for any of my further trys, I am six foot tall and weigh about 150 lbs. so yes, I do think that I can kill pretty much anyone my size, use all weapons to their fullest, and outrun a zombie hord. You have to remember that zombies shuffle and do not run.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Just as a point for any of my further trys, I am six foot tall and weigh about 150 lbs. so yes, I do think that I can kill pretty much anyone my size, use all weapons to their fullest, and outrun a zombie hord. You have to remember that zombies shuffle and do not run.


Not quite. While you may be big bad man, once a zombie comes after you mouth open, reaching for you, Guarente you will sh!t a brick. You might have an advangtage over one at a tiem, but if theres alot of them, your gonn run into abit of trouble.

How many weapons have you used? How many fights have you been in? HAve you had any real training?

Just beacuse your big, dosn't mean you can use weapons to the fullest. How many guns have you ever fired, how many melle weapons can you use effectivly? Can you fight a person? If you can fight a person, your size, your abillity, and strength, completly matched, then you will be much better off.

NOw how good are you at running? can yo urun fast, for long periods of time? Are you carefull of your surrondings? Are your reactions time good?

All things you need to take into account. And there not just gonna be behind you. they will be all over. meaning if you run, you will run from some, and right into others.

Have you killed something before? Bigger then a dog? Its your family. You say "o well, there zombies, it will be a kindness!" But honestly, if you can kill something that still slightly resembles your mother, your a messed up individual.
DrCool1
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I got one of these so I am good to go.

EnterOrion
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I got one of these so I am good to go.


You're an idiot.

Man, this thing died. Pity.

Let's make ourselves another average scenario, by me. I'll try to make it good, I just need something to make this somewhat alive again.

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You start out in the large, dense metropolitan area of Houston, TX. While this area is not very big, it has an enormous population cluster, as does the surrounding neighborhoods and ghettos. The city of Houston and it's metropolitan area is enormous, a full four million soon-to-be-dead souls.
This time, it's long before what could be called the end of the world. This is just when the outbreak is starting, with only a few Goliath's to contend with, but chewing on everything in sight. People are now seeing their friends and family eaten alive by the monstrosities, and are running for dear life. The government hasn't done anything yet, and are barely even receiving news of the problem. People are scared, and running like death itself is after them. The whole core is going into a panic; executives are being evacuated, people are running like hell, screaming is nonstop, and blood is being spilled as zombies are grabbing hold of whoever passes by and as people are getting crushed in the panic.
You have no choice but to follow the crowd, lest being trampled and killed. You're the average Joe, t-shirt, jeans, light jacket, running shoes. However, you have a little secret: You have a gun. A 9mm Barretta, loaded with the full twelve rounds, and you know how to use it. Very well, in fact. Any zombie that comes near you will have a date with permanent death.
However, you're best off getting teh shiznit outta there. You can take the path of least resistance: The I45, north or south. The I10 goes east and west, and is another easy path. Both are high off the ground for a long time, and have service roads of either side of them. However, they will more than likely be flooded with traffic from the mayhem in the core, both the main and service roads. You can easily walk, but it will be chaos. People will be going with you, and zeds will be following you. The other route is through the surface streets, which is virtually suicide, but will be far less chaotic. Zeds will make their home in the buildings, however.

Now, get you a*s to safety.

And no, it's not as simple as "go along the road until I get there." It's a full 15-30 miles in any direction before you get out of the metropolitan area.
valkery
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[quote]How many guns have you ever fired,


About five diferent types and 20 different guns.

how many melle weapons can you use effectivly?


About twelve, ( axe, machette, knife, staff, short sword, and chainsaw ) plus whatever I can get my hands on is pretty good to.

can yo urun fast, for long periods of time? Are you carefull of your surrondings? Are your reactions time good?


yes

Can you fight a person?


Yes, but for how long and how effectivley is still unknown. I can take someone my size, but none of my friends have martial arts skills but my friend Graham has some major whoop a-ss skills and I can hold my own with him.

Have you killed something before?


yes

Bigger then a dog?


what size dog are we talking about?
Bjiscuit
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About five diferent types and 20 different guns.


pics or it didnt happen.
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