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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well, Survival by your self would get hard, I oculd live though i uselly don't talk to people anyways.

thoadthetoad
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Yeah, I'm very. . . .EVIL! So not too many people actually talk to me. . .*tear*. Oh well, that makes sense because I tend to start yelling at the white house yelling, "Fear my roachy powers you corporate batages!!!" then run away screaming at the top of my lungs "ZOMBIE FTW ZOMBIE FTW!!!!!!". . . .yeah, i'm a freak like that

~KTHXBAI

skater_kid_who_pwns
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hrm.....I was just wondering. How long could a person last wihtout ANY human interaction before they went all co-co?

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Depends were they are. If there was an out break and I was in a house city it would be hard. If I was in the mountains it would be easier because I would be busy.

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I'm not sure,but some can last forever.Mostly of joga and high intelect.

thoadthetoad
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yep, but what about THIS ONE?!

In a regular shopping mall, you think, "wouldn't it be a TOTAL cliche to see a ton of zombies right now?". Later, you think that you shouldn't have thought that. Grabbing some extra ammo from the gun store, you make your way to the food court. When you get there, you see several. . .maybe 30 dead heads monstrosly devouring the meat from mcdonalds.

WHAT DOES U DOOOOO?!?!?!?!?

~KTHXBAI

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Seeing the zombies eating the meat, I begining to grin.
"I wonder if they like the chicken", being alone has sent me to talk to myself. A pull up the shot guns and points them at there heads. For the only way I like zombies are 5 feet underground with no heads.


So what do you think will happen if I tried this plan?

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Um........Well, you might have to first, find some chicken. Then, have good aim, and thrid, make sure NOT to get eaten.

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I think if I can do the first on then the others will fall in place.

thoadthetoad
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lol. You know what I'd do?
I'd pop in Lonely day from system of a down and go RAMBOX on them (rambo + gray fox = RAMBOX)

skater_kid_who_pwns
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nah, I would like go behind the counter and be all "Can I help sir? I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve 'rahhhh' here.

thoadthetoad
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LOL, but srsly. I would do exactly what I said, go all COMBAT ARMS ON THEIR BUTS!

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Or, I might go the parking lot grab a car and run them all over crushing there heads.

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hmmm...no guns in the house. one half-decent knife. good job i have the ONM zombie survival guide with me!

i can make weak makeshift guns that are strong enough to blind. stink bombs so they cant smell me. i have a mosquito whine on my phone to drive them mad...coming together pretty nicely. zombies die when their brains stop working... thank god im a boffin! fiddle with the mains...no. dont stay in your house. they do that in the movies because there has to be an exicting bit where all the zombies break in. go to a field. then you can see them coming. theres a shop nearby that sells hunting rifles. i can make small chemical bombs that blow up...pop some acid in it and i can kill some more of 'em. wait... put the acid in a huge water gun! so... heres the plan...

get the knife, secure the local supermarket asap. get to the shop with the guns aswell and take the phone book to check if any relatives or friends are still alive. make the bombs and take control of the science lab in the school too. basicly:
get the school science lab.
get the supermarket.
secure the gun shop
make a barricade around the supermarket-thats your base
hope you can make it there.
learn how to make decent weapons
find out how to remove their senses.
hearing-heavy metal =P
smell-stink bombs
sight-spotlight
taste-doesn't matter

also, get the local medieval castle. you could use the weapons there.

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Just a couple things that might not work scientifico.

mosquito whine on my phone to drive them mad


If it's driving them mad it will drive you mad.

Also remember one of the 10 rules of being survival is NEVER go to a gun store. Lots of confuse people will be there. They will have guns which means you have a 99.99999999999999% of being shot.

You hideout could also use work. First only have one place not 2. Second, the places have lots of exits to defend. Which mean lots more zombies.
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