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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Um...nothing really. You never said anything other then sign me up.

Make a plan about what you would do in the case of a zombie breakout. Use only what you would have around you, and keep this stuff in mind...


Zombies have an increased sense of smell and hearing. The only way to kill one is to sever its head, or destroy the brain. Don't go to gun shops, or highly populated areas. Out skirts of towns are the best.

theone99
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so can i join with my plan?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Um...well Ask thoadthetoad about that. He adds people, not me.

Timegoesby
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He usally adds people once he feels they are active in the thread.

firetail_madness
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Well, can someone sign me up?!

thoadthetoad
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ok, sorry firetail, I forgot to add you to the list. Theone, you can join with the plan! I'm kinda happy that this site was resurrected without the help of strongbow. . I'll add you two to the list and flag the comment above me now ^^.

theone99
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lol,i flagged it and ohhhhh yeeeaaahh!!!

http://www.edinformatics.com/inventions_inventors/Kool-AidMan.jpg

lol im in! finally sweet thank you!

thoadthetoad
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lol, I mainly didn't let you in because you weren't entirely serious. But ok then. So anyways, for all the full access members you can do 2 of 2 things.
1. you can make a scenario, which is a instance where you would need to put your survival skills to the test.
2. You can rate other plans for scenario's or plans in general. Along with posting tips/tricks for other members that could be useful to them.

theone99
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well now since they have increased smelling and hearing i would capture on and put random animals' bloods on meat and if the zombie wasnt attracted to one i would kill alot of those animals and either make a suit or bathe in it!

thoadthetoad
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creepy, but good tactic. Since they have better hearing, I still reccommend the tape recording and then let them come to you so you can kill them.

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Aight, welcome every one! Now you may be wondering "What is this senario of which you speak?" Well it would look like this...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SENARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You run into a nearby alley, it's dark out, which means them speedy zombies are about. You dive into an ally with a wall to high to climb, and only a few garbage cans and a .22 rifle. There are about 6 dead heads, and you only have 5 shots...What do you do!?!?!

theone99
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yes..but its scenario.a quick spelling lesson..oh i thought they were slow and man! well take a trash can konk em on the head and hit them with the butt of the .22..lol butt.

thoadthetoad
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yes..but its scenario.a quick spelling lesson..oh i thought they were slow and man! well take a trash can konk em on the head and hit them with the butt of the .22..lol butt.


1. decent plan
2. There was recently an update that faster zombies come out during the dead (haha, dead) of night.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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O........um......well maybe I just dont like the letter C!?!?!

theone99
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well if theyre fast then just get a human shield! shoot two of them (4) then twist ones neck (3) then knock two with a can (1) than again say a cool phrase then shoot the last one.(0)

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