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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well actually you could kill it with a pipe. It would just be harder and alot more difficult to kill it. It would be the same as a bat really.

slliM
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Depends how long the pipe is...

If it was long then yeah, you could probably kill like 1 or 2 then either get it yanked out of your hands or get jumped on and eaten.

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You are in A small town in Texas and have a strong team of 3. You are listening to the radio and here that they are quarantining(spelling) your area that your in. All you have 1 motorcycle. You have no idea how many and what kind there are. Have fun with that. (Btw I'll answer back to your response when you post it and make it like a 3 step scenario.(just wanted to try it out.))

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I'd try to get out at first, with two people on the bike to scout ahead, the last two on foot. I assume the quarantine is by the National Gaurd, so if I didn't get out fast enough, I'd set up shop pretty close to their main blockade. The zombies would be attracted to the noise, and with strict discipline on the part of my survivors, hopefully they'd walk right by. If the Gaurd manages to fight them off, kudos, but if they are overrun, I at least know exactly where the herd is. And if there aren't many left, mop them up and scavenge the free military stuff.

thoadthetoad
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good to see that all of you are enjoying the club.
Jesuspriest: Yeah, your a troll, now then, if you have a necrophillia (which I bet you do, since you did your dad in your grave), that's fine, you can spread the frikken word, but I really don't care, so long as you don't harras us. This isn't a place for spam, trolling, flaming, or Necrophilia, so I've said it once, I'll say it again. You need to stfu and gtfo.

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You are listening to the radio and here that they are quarantining(spelling)



Sorry, but before i cana awnser....whats that mean?
quakingphear
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Skater They are cutting off the town from the rest of the world, so the infection doesn't spread. At this point they'll probably keep folks out by force too.

thoadthetoad
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and they normally nuke the area!

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o.......well that would have to be very early into the infection right? I mean later on, you would stop checking the radio, most likely, the millitary would be rather small to proform a large scale nukeing.

slliM
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Quakingphear, That was a sick sick sick answer.
By sick I mean good.
I should have been more specific on what kind of quarantining that was happening.
OK what would you do in that situation,except they are sending chemicals (doomed to fail against the zombies) into the city in an attempt to kill the zombies.
No this chemical will not do anything to the zombies, just to you.
You will suffer from pulmonary edema if you inhale it (does that even make sense?) and you might have an epileptic seizure if it infects your wounds.(inside joke.)

quakingphear
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Not kidding, we have haz-mat suits and a couple gas-masks. They'd definitely last long enough to save two of us. I don't know if I'd have them if I were in Texas, but I like to think I would. I'd do the same thing then.

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Awesome well first I would move all my supplies upstairs and turn on the bathtubs.( theres no telling when the water will cut off) Then I would try to find a way to destroy the stairs.(probably baracade it since I have nothing to destroy it.) Finally I would try to make weapons to destroy some of the sob's, and try to move to the roof so I could jump from house to house to get out of the infected area.

thoadthetoad
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Not kidding, we have haz-mat suits and a couple gas-masks. They'd definitely last long enough to save two of us. I don't know if I'd have them if I were in Texas, but I like to think I would. I'd do the same thing then.


Heh, that's awesome. I was gonna be H.U.N.K. last halloween but I couldn't find the right gun, so I have a H.U.N.K. authentic uniform in my closet, except for a TMP.
thoadthetoad
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Awesome well first I would move all my supplies upstairs and turn on the bathtubs.( theres no telling when the water will cut off) Then I would try to find a way to destroy the stairs.(probably baracade it since I have nothing to destroy it.) Finally I would try to make weapons to destroy some of the sob's, and try to move to the roof so I could jump from house to house to get out of the infected area.

1. You're saying try too much,
2. how in the world are you going to move the roof?
skater_kid_who_pwns
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1. You're saying try too much,
2. how in the world are you going to move the roof?


i do like his idea of filing his bath with water, and i would guesse that climbing from a window would be the best route to the roof. Other then that pretty good.
thoadthetoad
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yeah, I know that, the bath tub thing is probably one of the best Idea's I've heard. . .. even a little better than your tub idea skater. . . .lol

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