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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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slliM
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I think he got the bath tub idea from the zombie survival guide.

It's ok though, I mean, if you have that information in real life, you can still use it in real life.

Id give that plan a 65.8% chance of survival for 5 years.

After that, you'd probably die...

thoadthetoad
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meh, not that much. Here's my analysys.

For the day - nearly 100%
For the Night - If you killed parents/living members: 80%
For the week - 50%
for the month - 25%
for the year - 25%
for multiple years - 15%

ace11ace11
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lol thoadthetoad i did get it from zombie survival guide its on my desk right now. good book to.

slliM
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lol.

Np dude.

Just when you post really small posts like that, you should try and add more to it.

E.G:Ooops, my bad slliM said that. vs. Sorry for the double post but I forgot that slliM said that. Btw I'll be answering that scenario soon. I think it's turning out pretty good.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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[/quote]even a little better than your tub idea skater




hey! i had a tub...........but i needed rain to fill it so I was half way there!

and very good, I have never read that guide though I meight see if i can find it.

[quote]hmm, this topic has grown a lot in the past few months, not bad



come on man, can you please not post spam stuff like that!
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(LOOK! --------------> SCENARIO)


You were keeping watch, It was late....and you were falling asllep. You keeped noding off, losing your focus.......and you finally fell asleep. It was another one of those terrible dreams, those dead heads, with there rotten flesh, lose hanging skin, and bloody thirsty apitite. You tosed and turned, sat up, You had fallen asllep. You were having these drems all the time now....but you could still here it. There terrible moans, the scraping and pounding at our door.............But then you noticed you weren't really dreaming, You were awake. They were there. You ran toward thw window to a terrible sight. The zombies were there......it was a large hoard maybe 50 or more, and the guys werent back yet . The back door was crawling with the ones the walked to the back. You were t*****. All you had as you scaned the room, were a small coffe table, with a lamp and some old magazines, a tv stand with a tv and some other things, a couch, a box of matches and some cigeretes on the arm of it, a bow and some arrows you found up stairs, and a small can of oil. As well you had a 35. magnum revolver. You could retrete to the second floor, but it might trap you farther. How do you survive?

slliM
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First, I would barricade the doors and windows best I could with everything but the following objects that I will use. Then,I go to the second floor taking the cigarettes, matches, and the oil with me along with the revolver. Next, I would throw all the objects up to the roof from the window and climb up. After this, I would wait till the others got back, but in the meanwhile I would douse all the zombies I can with the oil, light a match and watch em burn. I would probably smoke a couple cigarettes while I was up there to calm me down. After the flames stopped, I would Shoot all of them I can in the head. Most likely I could hold them off pretty long from the roof. At least long enough to get back.

Btw this plan would only work for goliath syndrome and my virus.

slliM
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Don't respond to him, just flag the comment.

It makes us look stupid when we respond to a comment that isn't there...

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If I say yes.....will you leave?


As for me, I would most likely rip my shirt and tie it on arrows, put a slight bit of oil in each part, light it, then fire it. After doing that with as many arrows as i could, i would go to the roof as well, and wait...

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If you say yes, I will join! I just love necrophilia.

ace11ace11
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well for one thing the oil would be useless the only way to "kill" a zombie is to destroy the brain. zombies dont fell pain so the burns would have no effect.

ace11ace11
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but I would baricade the path's (since the zombies can only walk then they'll have a hell of a time geting over obsticals) then I would move to the stairs and I would use the bow and arrows and the revolver to hold them off but then I would heve to resort to kiking them down the stairs and hope that help would come soon.

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Lets see,i shall update my plan.

take my SUV and amp it up with barricades and what not,drive to the coast have a boat with gas a map,and fight off until ammo/supplies are low and then coast off for an island with 9 survivors.

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If you say yes, I will join! I just love necrophilia.

ok fine, got get "laid" with your dead lover, and if you are crazy for necrophilia, it's impossible for you to get laid my friend, it's called rape. To make it worse, DEAD RAPE, srsly dude, I'm not letting you in, your just too much of a jack-off.
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well for one thing the oil would be useless the only way to "kill" a zombie is to destroy the brain. zombies dont fell pain so the burns would have no effect.



Actually, it would. If you light my head on fire, my brain is gonna melt, or catch fire as well, which would kill the zombie.



take my SUV and amp it up with barricades and what not,drive to the coast have a boat with gas a map,and fight off until ammo/supplies are low and then coast off for an island with 9 survivors.


Man, What Have we said about driveing! Also, boats and islands are bad. You will be on an island, (considering you can find on with livable conditions) and there may be times you run out of water, or something. As for people, don't count on it, and large large groups are not good. Thats 9 mouths to feed, and it would be a miricle to find that many.
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