This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.
run/walk: they walk
scream/groan: they groan
day/night: All da time babey!
what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!
survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH
guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.
cure: there is none.
where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.
how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME
family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too. able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.
durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.
doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!
I'll tape the large steak knife to the end of the belt for long range attacks, and keep the Axe in my left hand for if they get to close. I realize the danger of the knife coming back my way and cutting and or stabbing me, but if that's all I have, It'll have to do. I would learn from my mistakes and figure a safe way to swing the belt. After I have made my weapon, I'd climb out the back of the trailer and climb to the top. I realize this is basically suicide, but I would have no where else to go unless I wanted to charge them.
Done... And stuff. So should I make another plan now?
I'd tape the knife to the end of the axe. KNIFE-AXE!!! All silliness aside, witha little practice it could work. You have the eyeball penetrating fun of a knife, and on the return stroke use the axe.
Well...thats if I even fight. I'd get my bearings and try to either get back to the car and escape, or get in a tree thats low enough to hit the zombies, and high enough for protection. With the Knife-axe, you get extra range, and they will have their eyes pointed up.
Ok, you are in a small camping trailer, when you awaken to the sound of moans from the out-of-doors (OUTSIDE FOR DUMB ARSES) Standing up, you look out of the small plastic window, to see about 8 of them comeing to your location. All you have with you are your belt, a rather large steak knive, an ax you had been splitting wood with, and some duck tape.
Grap the axe and the belt (if the buckle is heavy enough), get the f outside, because a trailer is not the right place to fend off anyone. A buckle heavy enough can cause great damage if used with at least a little practice /or panic. And an axe is a good weapon for breaking heads (not get them off, but actually break them) either by using the flat end or the sharp one, and since I have been splitting wood, I have a nice pratice is use of the axe. So Zombie killing spree with the axe.
Skater, you don't get scurvy from salted foods. It's from not eating fruits and vegetables. And a great way to preserve meat is to either salt it or dry it in the sun. But a best case scenario if to have a place in the wilderness growing your own food, and rotating what you grow. Maybe in some valley that can be sealed off from the undead. Thats also an advantage of a .22. It's just fine for hunting small and medium game.
oh this is too easy. Every Trailer has an emergency exit on top (or at least that I know of), so I would do something so crazy it might just work. First, I would take the knife, wrap it in something soft (so it doesn't hurt me when I do the extremely risking thing). Then, I'd ram into the opposite side of the trailer, and tip it over. Then I'd escape from the emergency exit. Take a run for it with the axe in my hand and muala.
Uhm, since it is for splitting wood, the Axe is probably a two hand one? Or? Those are heavy and dangerous to run with, and you often need a little skill to use them, but they are great weapons.
yes, a two handed ax is percisly what i had in mind here.
As for me, The belt, would be on my waste, as i would probably not use it. The i would duck tape the knive to the flat side of the axe, which could come in handy for pulling it out of one zombie, and into another. But I would deffinatly be carefull to singel out the zombies one at a time. It would be easy to do, by circiling around them, takeing those on the outside out first.
Its not like they will be in one small pile or sometihng.
Salted food can be bad for you right? like if you eat alot of it at a time, you can get scurvy can't you? So I was wondering, would caned goods give you scurvy as well?
Scurvy doesn't come from what you eat, but from what you don't eat enough of, vitamin C. The British Navy used to carry a lot of citrus on board, when they could, often limes. Thus the slang tern 'Limey', used to refer to the Brits.
Salt basically makes you thirsty. Too much salt, like from drinking salt water, would eventually cause you to die from dehydration.
Ok, you are in a small camping trailer, when you awaken to the sound of moans from the out-of-doors Standing up, you look out of the small plastic window, to see about 8 of them coming to your location. All you have with you are your belt, a rather large steak knife, an ax you had been splitting wood with, and some duct tape.
No guns here, so rack your brains my friends, rack them good, o. Almost forgot, how will you survive?
Well, the first thing I would do is not lose my brain. Hehehe... Just because they are coming this way doesn't mean they know I am inside. Heck, with zombies, I'm not even sure if they would know a trailer has an inside.
That being said, I doubt my ability to fight off eight of them with a hand weapon, so combat would not be my first thought either.
A am assuming a small camping trailer, so there is a bathroom, water, a small kitchen, but no separate rooms. The windows are usually pretty small, as well, so I might be safe from this kind of attack.
So, given these circumstances, I think I would use the belt and the tape to aid in locking the door. The belt would be used (if possible) in such a way as to allow the door to open partially, enough for a zombie head to stick thru, and become a target, but not the rest of the body. I would also shove anything loose into the door well, as these trailers tend to have a step up, just inside the door; the mattress, a chair, whatever.
This way I would be trying to use the confined space to my advantage, against the greater numbers.
At this point, I would have to hope they would feed themselves through the small gap one at a time, for me to whack at with the axe.
There is a second layer of defense that I didn't think of till later. If they somehow managed to breach the main area, I could retreat onto the bathroom, and do the same thing in there. It would be a little tighter, but necessity wins out of course.
I don't know how the toilet is laid out, but in my house, if I have the little drawer nest to the sink open, the door can barely be opened.
This maybe one of the most viewed, most posted threads on AG. So has anyone seen the Red vs. Blue zombie plan episode?
1. Thank you, it is one of the top 10, I know that. 2. No I haven't, I'd like a link, since that seems like it'd be pretty cool. P.S. Red vs. Blue rox so hard.
