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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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slliM
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Should I redo my plan? I'm making an attempt to join back up again so...(I sound like a newb.) What should I do? (Irony.)

thoadthetoad
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yes, please remake your plan and answer a scenario.
that is all.

17dman
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Ill join ill think of my plan in a sec

slliM
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Lol, well I already answered 2, but I can do another. To the plan station! *woosh* *runs into desk* Aow!!!!!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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*looks at sllim bledding on floor*

...Allright then....


Any how, I am gonna make another scenario soon most likely but i wanted to see if...

*Sllims yells*

OMFG! MY FING LEG IS FING BLEEDING ALL OVER THOADS FING NEW FING CARPET!


....Fine, you can have one of my hello kitty bandaids, but you have to promise to be super nice from now on.

Any how, As i was saying, I was wateing to see if anyone other then me wanter to poop out a scenario.








Yes, you were just challenged to poop out a scenario.

thoadthetoad
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OMFG! MY FING LEG IS FING BLEEDING ALL OVER THOADS FING NEW FING CARPET!

*ninja roundhouse kicks bandaids out of your hand and is kicking slim in the groin*
NO BLOOD ON THE NEW CARPET >:U
Cenere
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*drops newly severed zombiehead on carpet in surprise*

thoadthetoad
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*drops newly severed zombiehead on carpet in surprise*

http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr28/thoadthetoad/scan0020.jpg
17dman
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So can I join?Ill make a plan if I can

thoadthetoad
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So can I join?Ill make a plan if I can

just about anyone can joinh, but you need to be able to survive, is all.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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No hello kitty, i will save you!

*runs to catch bandaids, but slips on head on the way and flys out window*

Curse you!


Yeah, you can jpin. Just make apna that isn't a pile of rubbish and you are in!

17dman
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Alright first I would run to get my dad`s shotgun and hunting rifle.
Then I would cut some wires from the doorbell on my door and rewire them to shock the door handle when zombies try to open it.Then takes my dads shovel and spend the next few days digging into the water well in my yard.Then take our river canoe and a paddle until I find a walmart were I can get supplies and ammo.

thoadthetoad
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when zombies try to open it.

*annoying beep sound*
they don't open doors, they break themm.
17dman
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Well maybe my door could be electrical =p

Cenere
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Oh, scenario time from Cenere (who is lacking sleep)
Let us pretend the spreding is slow(er), and it is the beginning of the breakout.
You have noticed that some people are acting really strange, but since it is around halloween, well..
But you have seen these symptoms before (on a thread on AG), and this seems a little too real.
You still have the chance of survival, and get your parents and siblings into safety as well, heck, you could save the entire world, but... How do you make people believe you, before it is too late? (say in one or two days)

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