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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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MudPuddle
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Good choices so far, but I think Thoad has the best plan so far, in particular because he set out a ruse to lure the zombies away, so he could get his CB.

I think you could survive without the CB, but I think it would make it easier to stay sane, being in contact with them.

Cenere
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Notes (after talking with a zombie pro about this):
Distraction used to get to the car to get the radio. Since I do not know about the kind of zombie, it was suggested to use flaming stuffed animals. Or remoted toy cars and sound, as Thoad used.
Blocking all entrances with heavy and/or solid stuff (like the minicars, and trolleys)
Setting up traps of stuffed toys to set on fire to slow the zombies, by puring gas on them and wait. Just a match and they will go

WHUUSHHH!

-friend
Finding the way to the roof and make sure I can escape up there without the zombies going after me, make a camp up there as well. Find anything I can use for weapons (darts, anyone?) to use on the zombies below me (when on roof, same in the nest).
If everything goes wrong, I can just jump from the rooftop to kill myself anyway.
/notes

Or, of course, lure in all the zombies in the area and get out, block the entrance and
WHUSHH!!

burn them.
crimsonblade55
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Setting up traps of stuffed toys to set on fire to slow the zombies, by pouring gas on them and wait. Just a match and they will go


where would you get the gasoline and the matches from exactly?
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I think I would just bored the place up, make a giant sling shot on the top of the store, and shoot toys all day at zombies, I think a few remote control cars would do some damage, but all in all if you ask me there isnt much you could use for weapons at a toy'r'us except for maybe a cash register, nerf swords and guns would only stun, if anything take a nurf sword, salvage some metal, and try to make a make shift sword, or just have fun and build as many lego starwars ships as possible.

Cenere
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Uhm, "Toy'R'Us are factury buildings, and there..." I am guessing matches in any cantine... Thing. And... I am just retelling... Generator for power cut?

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I would make a decoy out of my Ipod touch and a RC car I would play the music as loud as possible and drive it towards the oposite corner of the store to lure the them away as i get the radio and police scanner from my car. I would go to the nerf toy section get all the guns possible, next I would get a tent, those cheap spy toys with the motion sensors and night vision cameras, and then get all the bats in the store (I would store theese in the Box for the tent). Finally I would go to the back of the store and get the box cutters, water bottles,magazines, books or paper supplies, and any other food or useful supplies back there. I would then start working my way up to the roof laying traps and barricadeing as I make my way up. As soon as I get to the top I would set up the tent and radio my parents of my location. Once, they were informed I would attempt to contact any other survivors in the area. Finally, i would wait out the week until my parents arrive and wait out until the zombie die out and leave and try to escape.

Note: I would use the sniper nerf gun with the scope to check out the parking lot and look for zombies and survivors trying to make their way to me.

this was my first one i hope it was good.

afroninja1723
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I would make a decoy out of my Ipod touch and a RC car I would play the music as loud as possible and drive it towards the oposite corner of the store to lure the them away as i get the radio and police scanner from my car. I would go to the nerf toy section get all the guns possible, next I would get a tent, those cheap spy toys with the motion sensors and night vision cameras, and then get all the bats in the store (I would store theese in the Box for the tent). Finally I would go to the back of the store and get the box cutters, water bottles,magazines, books or paper supplies, and any other food or useful supplies back there. I would then start working my way up to the roof laying traps and barricadeing as I make my way up. As soon as I get to the top I would set up the tent and radio my parents of my location. Once, they were informed I would attempt to contact any other survivors in the area. Finally, i would wait out the week until my parents arrive and wait out until the zombie die out and leave and try to escape.

Note: I would use the sniper nerf gun with the scope to check out the parking lot and look for zombies and survivors trying to make their way to me.

this was my first one i hope it was good.

afroninja1723
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The guide attributes the zombie outbreaks to the virus "Solanum". The disease was first recorded by Jan Vanderhaven while traveling through South America. He describes those infected with the disease as bearing festering sores, mottled skin, and decomposing flesh. He said victims show no rational thought or recognition of anything previously familiar to the victim. They neither sleep nor drink water, and reject all food apart from living prey. The infected will attempt to eat all living human prey that it observes. Vanderhaven describes seeing a hospital orderly throw a live rat at an infected individual, who then consumed the rat whole.
Solanum is described as working by traveling through the bloodstream from the point of entry to the brain, where the virus replicates in the cells of the frontal lobe, thus turning the frontal lobe into an entirely new organ that does not need food, water, or even air to survive; it can be described as a completely self-sufficient organism.
Their one and only goal after being infected will be to find and devour other individuals. With the blood to its brain gone the ghoul is basically brain dead, making it rely only on its lowest and most basic needs such as food. The only way to stop this is to destroy the brain or remove the head. Note that if the zombie is decapitated, the head still remains a threat.
The symptoms occur in the following order. The timeline may be several hours off, depending on the number and location of the bites, and the size and resilience of the victim.
Hour 1- Pain and discoloration of the infected area. Immediate clotting of the wound.
Hour 5- Fever between 99 °F. and 103 °F. Chills, slight dementia, vomiting, and acute pain in the joints.
Hour 8- Numbing of extremities and infected area, increased fever from 103 °F to 106 °F. Increased dementia and loss of muscular coordination.
Hour 11- Paralysis in the lower body, overall numbness, and slowed heart rate.
Hour 16- Coma.
Hour 20- Cardiac arrest and cessation of brain activity.
Hour 23- Reanimation.
Solanum is extremely contagious and 100% fatal. Physical contact with infected blood or saliva always results in infection. Ingestion of infected flesh results in permanent death unless the victim has open mouth sores. Solanum is fatal to all living organisms, though humans are the only organisms that will reanimate. Parasitic insects, such as mosquitoes, reject infected hosts 100% of the time. All animals will instinctively run, swim or fly away from zombies.

afroninja1723
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Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Organize before they rise!
They feel no fear, why should you?
Use your head: cut off theirs.
Blades donât need reloading.
Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
No place is safe, only safer.
The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Cenere
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What the Kemayda was that?
I have to add: No making vira before you are a member.

And is it not quite stupid to lure zombies into the store when you could use it as a base for at least a day or two?

thoadthetoad
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I have to add: No making vira before you are a member.

Actually, that's the cruddy virus from that zombie survival guide.

Dude, no offense but you're rubbing me the wrong way, we work with the Goliath Syndrome, not the Solunum or w/e virus. We (or at least I) DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DANG SURVIVAL GUIDE, IF WE (or at least I) DID, WE'D (or at least I'd) HAVE BOUGHT IT.
*ahem*
Either way, your plan is a little...sketchy. I like the idea of using the longshot as a scope, but don't they have regular binoculars for that? Glad to see that you gave it a shot, though.
afroninja1723
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Woot... sorry about offending you with the wrong virus

afroninja1723
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Woot... sorry about offending you with the wrong virus

MudPuddle
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I thought that might have been cut and paste.

Anyway, I like the guy who used the spy-toy stuff, very creative.

Getting some good ideas here, but I really feel you have all missed some nice resources...

afroninja1723
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Anyway, I like the guy who used the spy-toy stuff, very creative.


Thanks
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