This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.
run/walk: they walk
scream/groan: they groan
day/night: All da time babey!
what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!
survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH
guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.
cure: there is none.
where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.
how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME
family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too. able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.
durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.
doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!
Just a second. *opens box, empties it on the floor* *lots of little white things rolls out* *empties bucket of water out on them, runs* *white things grow to homegrown zombies* Braaainss
Video update! From my "Least I could Do" fandomizing, I found out he has another one that's just as maniacal as me. I think I might be in love with this guys comics. As this zombie has the ideals of me and of all that I stand for. You got some competition in that slaughter, buddy.
I gasp as I turn on the news, I see new reporters with gaping mouths show pictures of zombies massacring townspeople. I nearly faint when I hear my town is next.... I realized there would be no escape.... I would have to prepare to survive as long as possible.
I first search my garage, the obvious place to find materials. After stumbling through the mess on the floor, and climbing over my car, I begin finding some materials. I begin to grow desperate, then I remember the zombie defense rule #1... Always keep your chainsaw close. I wander over to my tools and take out my chainsaw... Fully fueled with extra fuel to last me quite a while. On my way back inside I find a old leather couch and multiple tables and chairs, I make many trips to bring them inside.
First thing is first, I use leftover wood from my construction job that I placed in by back yard to shut all my windows. I use about 3 layers of wood to completely prevent any intrusion. Then I move on to the house exits. I board up every one of those also, except my main entrance. The main entry door is connected to a long hallway. Perfect for destroying zombies.
I set up my barricade of the couch and tables, then use the remaining wood to fortify it and make it tall enough to prevent the zombies from climbing over. I add small slits in the barricade to allow my to shoot the zombies, but to shoot them, I need guns.
Now that I know I will be well protected, I run to the bank and completely empty my account and take all the money to the local weapon store. I wait until it is night then I break through the glass and jump into the store. I steal a couple snipers, two shotguns, 4 pistols, a AK-47, RPG (Could only carry 3 rounds), and a M4 Carbine. I also manage to fill 6 bags full of ammo. I quickly scramble out of the store to my house. I set up all my weapons behind the barricade for easy use, and all my ammo on the floor next to them for quick reloading. (I am able to climb over my barricade due to the fact that I have a brain and zombies do not).
I open the fridge to grab some water when I realize I will need a ample supply of food. This time, speed is of the essence. I jump in my car and put the key in the ignition. The car roars to life and I speed down the road to Wal-Mart. I run into the store without hesitation and fill my entire van with food and drinks. I drive home at 110 mph and quickly unload my food knowing that I will need to defend myself tomorrow.
All my food unloaded, I fall asleep on the floor near my barricade, prepared for the unspeakable to happen.
With my chainsaw, multitude of weapons and ammo, and my ample supply of food, how long do you think I will last?
Well, I tried to give it a little life... Or, undeath. We need a contest or something. Or a fun scenario. Not a serious one, but a pure fun one. Or something like "Fail/fun attempts of getting rid of Zombies" and stuff like that.
Since I find it exciting to type long and drawn out posts, I will post what I will do when the zombie invasion begins.
My dream was broken, to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream, followed by many moans. The time has come, the invasion has begun. I quickly remembered by zombie defense training I got from the internet when I was bored one day. Go for head shots, shoot their legs to slow them down, and kill the fastest ones first. I jump on the other side of the barricade, not willing to risk it's integrity against a zombie attack until I need to.
I take my chainsaw off my back, to conserve my ammunition due the the fact that I have much more fuel for my chainsaw then I do bullets for my guns. I Jerk the ignition upward and it roars to life on the first pull. Not that bad of a chainsaw. I kick open my door and see a horrid sight. Zombies. Everywhere. All around my house. My courage wavers, but I know that this is my only hope for survival until help arrives.
I wait for the zombies to approach my door, that way they can only get in one at a time. As the first zombies approaches me to take a bite of my flesh, I raise my chainsaw and rip through his neck, decapitating his head. The zombie falls to it's knees then onto it's stomach, dead. My first kill. I take my chainsaw once more and begin killing zombie after zombie in succession, one after another. It seems like I would have been able to go on forever until suddenly my chainsaw make sputtering noises and ceases it's movement. It's out of fuel.
I whip out my handgun, knowing that it will take too long to refuel my chainsaw. I aim for the heads, and hit every time due to my superior hand-eye coordination I got from playing too many FPS games. My quick reloading hand keeps me alive. I kill zombie after zombie until it becomes more of a habit to kill them than a need to live.
Finally, after I think I have killed enough to quickly refuel my chainsaw, I hope back over my barricade and twist the cap off one of my fuel cans. I pour it in into the chainsaw until I can;t put any more in, then speedily start my chainsaw. I smile as I hear the loud noise that comes from it.
I jump back over once more, just in time to cut down a zombie before it reaches my barricade. I continue like this all day, not even having to use my other weapons. I know that it will begin to get harder... More challenging, when more zombies arrive. But I will be prepared, yes, I will. I will fight for my survival until the very end, caring for nothing but my own life.
But a few things you may want to know. Cars...BAD idea. Everyone is gonna be getting in cars, and trying to escape. Since zombies are after them, do you tihnk people are gonna stop at red lights? NO! So that will end in crashes, which end in blocked roads. And Gun stores don't carry RPG's. You could take out a building with one of those. No AK-47's either. Only use what yo ucan really get please?
Now, your idea to leave the hall open...good, and bad. Would be a nice place to block them in...
Like you block the end connected to your home. Then let the zombies pile into it. Then go around, lock the door, and set the place on fire. It would be in dire sercumstances...but you know.
The reason I say block it off though, is becuse you wont be able to kill all of them if there is a horde, since you need a head shot. They will eventually overwhelm you.
Allright, and your veiw o nthis is a bit extreme. yo uwould not be able to go on all day, adrenalen would run out, and you would be overcome by tiredness, and dread...despare.
AO, and there would not be hordes of a thousand of them. Maybe 100 at most. They will spread out. If they only kill one thing, only one of them can eat after all.
I would gather everthing i could carry and travel as fast as i could to the nearest wal-mart which is about 2 miles. I would then get in and lock the doors then get my pistol(which i keep under my bed at home and of course i took it with me) and clear out all the zombies that got in. At the wal-mart there is plenty of food and weapons. When i ran out of food and toilet paper i would just go and open the doors and let them get to me while i kill as many as possible.
I know there are going to be people that complain because of some unexplained details or something so just ask me to explain and i will.
I guess my choice in weapons got out of hand, but I guess I can simplify it =). Thanks for the pointers too.
Well, instead of driving my car, I could ride my motorcycle, and strap backpacks full of weapons and ammo that they store really contains. Of course, by strapping them to a motorcycle I would balance the weight out, to prevent it from tipping over.
As for not being able to do this in a single day due to weariness, that's what my motorcycle is for. I can dodge my way through the traffic and easily get to my destination.
I;m still sticking with my barricade idea, it's a good place to hide when I need some quick cover, and the holes I strategically placed within the barricade still allow me to get some mad head shots. Eventually the barricade would break due to the amount of blows the zombies will give, but the second I get free time I'd repair it as good as possible.
It's also placed in a hall so they can't get around it, and it requires less resources to construct.
Also, shooting a gun isn't tiring. In fact, you could even sit down and do it if you wanted to. It's the chainsaw that could wear you out, and it's possible to take a break from that. Plus, how can they spread out if there is only one entrance into my house, the main entry door. That would force them through a narrow enough entry for me to take them down 1 by 1. Simple and easy!
As you said, they will only comes in hordes of 100 or so, so I'll have time to sleep between those hordes so I can continue doing this.
I'm going to agree again that my guns got out of hand.
I gasp as I turn on the news, I see new reporters with gaping mouths show pictures of zombies massacring townspeople. I nearly faint when I hear my town is next.... I realized there would be no escape.... I would have to prepare to survive as long as possible.
I first search my garage, the obvious place to find materials. After stumbling through the mess on the floor, and climbing over my car, I begin finding some materials. I begin to grow desperate, then I remember the zombie defense rule #1... Always keep your chainsaw close. I wander over to my tools and take out my chainsaw... Fully fueled with extra fuel to last me quite a while. On my way back inside I find a old leather couch and multiple tables and chairs, I make many trips to bring them inside.
First thing is first, I use leftover wood from my construction job that I placed in by back yard to shut all my windows. I use about 3 layers of wood to completely prevent any intrusion. Then I move on to the house exits. I board up every one of those also, except my main entrance. The main entry door is connected to a long hallway. Perfect for destroying zombies.
I set up my barricade of the couch and tables, then use the remaining wood to fortify it and make it tall enough to prevent the zombies from climbing over. I add small slits in the barricade to allow my to shoot the zombies, but to shoot them, I need guns.
Now that I know I will be well protected, I run to the bank and completely empty my account and take all the money to the local weapon store. I wait until it is night then I break through the glass and jump into the store. I steal a couple snipers, two shotguns, 4 pistols, a AK-47, RPG (Could only carry 3 rounds), and a M4 Carbine. I also manage to fill 6 bags full of ammo. I quickly scramble out of the store to my house. I set up all my weapons behind the barricade for easy use, and all my ammo on the floor next to them for quick reloading. (I am able to climb over my barricade due to the fact that I have a brain and zombies do not).
I open the fridge to grab some water when I realize I will need a ample supply of food. This time, speed is of the essence. I jump in my car and put the key in the ignition. The car roars to life and I speed down the road to Wal-Mart. I run into the store without hesitation and fill my entire van with food and drinks. I drive home at 110 mph and quickly unload my food knowing that I will need to defend myself tomorrow.
All my food unloaded, I fall asleep on the floor near my barricade, prepared for the unspeakable to happen.
With my chainsaw, multitude of weapons and ammo, and my ample supply of food, how long do you think I will last?
Hey man, the main and epic WORSE THING TO DO IN A ZOMBIE SITUATION, would be to get a chainsaw. Think of it as having a gun only for close combat. Loud, and not worth the extra power.
I would like to join and here is my plan:
I would gather everthing i could carry and travel as fast as i could to the nearest wal-mart which is about 2 miles. I would then get in and lock the doors then get my pistol(which i keep under my bed at home and of course i took it with me) and clear out all the zombies that got in. At the wal-mart there is plenty of food and weapons. When i ran out of food and toilet paper i would just go and open the doors and let them get to me while i kill as many as possible.
I know there are going to be people that complain because of some unexplained details or something so just ask me to explain and i will.
1. You're looking for survival, stick it out as long as you can, don't sacrifice yourself in a rambo shell out. You're not gonna be known as legend, you're gonna be known as dumb***. 2. Wal-marts are going to be the FIRST place to be ransacked by wannabe survivors. You're gonna find scraps of beef jerky on the floor, and a pack of 10 ammo for a .47 rifle, if you're lucky. 3. by "as much as I can carry", what do you mean? What are you going to carry and in what? Tips: I recommend you stay at home (barricade yourself in) for at least 2 weeks, so the outbreak dies down. Also I recommend you bring a CQC weapon and use it instead of a gun. Guns should be a last resort, because the zombies will easily hear you fire one.
Okay, we need a scenario. And seeing people have a thing with the outbreak starting somewhere a good distance from them, we need a little twist:
Your mother have been very ill lately, and even though the doctor has been over, prescribing meds, done whatever he could, she is just getting worse. And now you are sitting in the ambulance, holding her slippery hand. The ambulance starts moving, but not long after, she flatlines. What a terrible incident... You cry a little, but knowing she will be going to a better place, you are also relieved. Right about here, the undead corpse of your mother grab your hand tight. What. Do. You. Do?
You cry a little, but knowing she will be going to a better place, you are also relieved. Right about here, the undead corpse of your mother grab your hand tight. What. Do. You. Do?
Hrm...I just want to know is she the only infected right now, or are there others? Becuse you could stop it all very quickly.
But, as it is..i don't belive you would be quick to smash her head with a pipe, bottle, or stabing here with an oxygen tube......Yo uwould be over come with happiness, and perhaps denial. It would be easy to say I would kill her with a scalple, but really. Your mom just came back to life, you are not going to kill her. Your first thoughts are gonna bad " OMG! Mom! HOLY HELL!!!!!!!"
But once you realise the truth, stab her with a scalple to the head, and beat her with an oxygen cylinder...then open the doors and push her out. sounds heart less, but you saved your self and either two or three medical staff. Get them, to come with you, and go back to which ever one of your houses has the most avalible resurces.
