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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thoadthetoad
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Not to mention, one of us could whip up a nice "ZSC Approved" zombie tag onto the game. Along with several others, hopefully.

crimsonblade55
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What would this tag look like exactly?

KamikazeKraut
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Zombies scare the living crap out of me but this is cool, like the book World war Z

skater_kid_who_pwns
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like the book World war Z


nononononononononn, were not anything like that book. From what i have seen, alot of that guys stuff will get you killed.

Anyways, in a few years, we could easily have it up, and if not we could have a survival quiz up at least, you know...make it funny, and serious at the same time.
thoadthetoad
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Anyways, in a few years, we could easily have it up, and if not we could have a survival quiz up at least, you know...make it funny, and serious at the same time.

Yeah, that sounds like the ZSC.

Heh, I can just imagine a person on NG coming to us asking "can you approve my Zombie Survival game?" and we'd slap the ZSC approved logo on it if we like the concept and survivalness of it. A boy can dream, right?
thoadthetoad
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Hey, has anyone noticed a slight uh...decrease in our amount of posts and pages here at the ZSC? I thought we hit 400 a long time ago?

MudPuddle
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Yes, but when you set your standards as high as you and Skater, a lot of people aren't going to make the cut.

And I liked World War Z. Wasn't a great book, but it was fun.

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Would you perferr we aim lower, and fall short?

The once was a quote....can'r remember by who, but it went something like this.

It is Not that man aims to high and misses, it is that he aims to low and succseds.

So....that should sum up how we like to do things. But yes...I did notice thoad, we havn't had any one intersted in joinging in allmost a month. XD whats going on?

Spam threads are building up like hell, we can't keep up with them. No one see's us. They only see..."MY POLLS! CHUCK NORRIS! DER!"

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There is no theory of evolution only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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See, like this little reaterd. What the hell was the point of that? all your doing is takeing up space. Jesus christ. go get a life, chuck norris relly isn't that awsome.

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sighn me up man. im willing and ready. ive already got a stone walllike 12 feet high around my house, im readyto tear down the stairs at any time and i really want to blow the head off of some zombies!!

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I love how you are calling me retarded when you are in club that prevents zombie attacks. Zombies aren't real they were created in movies. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ZOMBIES. There is no way it's possible. When you show me actual documented cases of zombies I will start to believe you.

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well there is a disese that turns people into a zombie state like condition. they dont really have any control over there body which is why they stumble and moan. really though the biting and eating other people,,, that might be more myth than reality

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Afro, get your head out of your a** and listen Hrm?

No were in this thread have anyof us said "Zobies are real" (O noes I just did) We are preparing for it should it happen. looking into science and biolagy, it could happen. they have all ready brought dogs, and other things back to life, it could go wrong creatinng a un-dead infection.

hrm, allright noobking, allways happy to see a club hopefull. First, make a plan, were you would go, what you would do, ECT. Read the first page, and page 144 first.

Then I will rate it, and let you know how you did!

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I love how you are calling me retarded when you are in club that prevents zombie attacks. Zombies aren't real they were created in movies. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ZOMBIES. There is no way it's possible. When you show me actual documented cases of zombies I will start to believe you.

Though this club is serious we are not meant for preventing zombie attacks. The club was made for fun and you, along with many other trolls, are completley wrong. We don't think zombies are real (if they were the area would have been nuked) and we don't think you're a retard. Whoever did say that you are a retard will get a warning, evne though you are being ignorant.

We're not here to convince you that zombies exist, either. I could care less about your beliefs in zombies. This is a place for people who like zombies, the idea of zombies, and the survival of zombies. Cease and desist before I call a mod in here to MAKE you stop.

Also, I don't appreciate chuck norris jokes, as chuck norris is just a bear who likes to dress up as a pink easter bunny each afternoon because his wife left him.

well there is a disese that turns people into a zombie state like condition. they dont really have any control over there body which is why they stumble and moan. really though the biting and eating other people,,, that might be more myth than reality

I think that's in the zombie guide or something. Originated in south america....I don't beleive it personally. It's just as thoughtful and easy to see through as the Excel virus or even the Goliath Syndrome.
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