This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.
run/walk: they walk
scream/groan: they groan
day/night: All da time babey!
what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!
survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH
guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.
cure: there is none.
where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.
how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME
family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too. able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.
durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.
doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!
There must be some kind of soap and stuff inside the closet and a sink. So, Id fill a bucket up with soap water and dump it under the door. Next I would remove the broom part off of the broom, making the broom into a broom handle. THis will serve as a Bo-staff, which is an important weapon in making you stay alive. This will keep zombies away from you. I would soap up the ground inside and push the fridge down. have old man jankens (bill) shoot off the door hinges with the rifle and while timmy(Carl you lazy Sonofa Beech) is sitting with me on the fridge Carl will push us thought the zombie hoard on our make shift sled. The semi-frictionless induced environment will allow us to plow through zombies while I am beating them away with the staff, when we are close to the door the whole crew will hop off when the fridge while it slides to a stop near the doorway. That is when we GTFO ASAP. If that doesn't work I say we sacrifice Carl.... no good younguns..
Haha that's pretty good, especially the sacrificeing Carl thing, LMFAO!
But, it may not work out all neat & dandy, let's see.... Well there are some problems to that plan.
A normal broom handle is not strong enough to withstand multiple strikes to a human body. Most likly breaking in the middle of the confusion.
Unless you somehow sharpen the broom's tip to make a spear of some sort. But that still will require you to pull 'in and out' and you'd always have to hit the brain/head.
The makeshift sled may not work out that well eaither. I mean, there's Bill, you, Carl, with a combined weight of 300-400+. I don't think that the sled would slide with the small amount of water and soap.
[quote]A normal broom handle is not strong enough to withstand multiple strikes to a human body. Most likly breaking in the middle of the confusion.
no Id poke them away.
Unless you somehow sharpen the broom's tip to make a spear of some sort. But that still will require you to pull 'in and out' and you'd always have to hit the brain/head.
good luck getting 500 pounds of force on that spear tip. It would fail and get stuck.
The makeshift sled may not work out that well eaither. I mean, there's Bill, you, Carl, with a combined weight of 300-400+. I don't think that the sled would slide with the small amount of water and soap.
actually because of the mass, the inertia generated could overcome the semi-frictionless environment.
I was thinking about pulling off a decoy situation in the scenario, because there are more than 10 zombies and the Z v H ratio is already passed 3 so the main plan is to escape. I was thinking about rolling some fire extinguishers out and have old man jankens (bill) shoot it. the zombies will be attracted to the sound of the extinguisher exploding or fizzing out of control and that is when we high tail it out of there.
Ok so I was thinking about the extinguishers... I couldn't you spray the foam into the zombie's face? therefore the zombie cannot, see, smell, and only hear. And generally stores have 3 extinguishers. So it should be enough to take out a lot of the zombies (incapacitate). So you can escape (escap-ay, Escapay.)
Ok so I was thinking about the extinguishers... I couldn't you spray the foam into the zombie's face? therefore the zombie cannot, see, smell, and only hear. And generally stores have 3 extinguishers. So it should be enough to take out a lot of the zombies (incapacitate). So you can escape (escap-ay, Escapay.)
Well we don't really know if Zombies can hear, see, smell, I mean for one thing, they are dead bodies roaming around. So like all dead bodies, would they not rott? So, how can a rotting body be able to use it's features like any old person?
Well we don't really know if Zombies can hear, see, smell, I mean for one thing, they are dead bodies roaming around. So like all dead bodies, would they not rott? So, how can a rotting body be able to use it's features like any old person?
ask mr. thoad, He insists that his zombies have a keen sense of smell..........
ask mr. thoad, He insists that his zombies have a keen sense of smell..........
Well I'm not sure how they smell with out a nose and all, but what I'm getting at is, we don't know. We have never been told how they hunt for humans, or how they travel in packs to take one town over etc.
Is there a certain sene that they have and we don't? How do they tell dead from alive?
Yaknow, it isn't funny anymore. It's kind of annoying actually. We all know that lucifersatanis and DDx are the same person! -_- ----- The fire extinguishers would be good cover as I run out. I woiuld make sure Carl survives too, so I can enslave him and force him to do all of the hard labor for me.
Ok, so based off of thoad's saying that "HIS" zombies hunt by smell, I have decided that it is better shut down their sense of smell, and smell of us, so "I" will cover up my scent with the air freshner, then use the fire extinguisher as backup. That should make this plan fool proof.
technically the smelling system is not in a nose, if you cut off the noise you can still smell, youd just look really ugly.
Yes, I know, but what I was getting at was, when your dead, your nose and respatory system would be broken down and rotting. So I don't really think it would do much good....I could be wrong......someone go turn into a zombie and then record the results!
The fire extinguishers would be good cover as I run out. I woiuld make sure Carl survives too, so I can enslave him and force him to do all of the hard labor for me.
