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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thisisnotanalt
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OR, purely 4 teh lulz, I could strap a suicide vest to Carl and pull the puns of a few smoke grenades and out them in his hands, so that when Carl suicide bombs the zo,mbies the smoke grenades will start smoking and cover my escape. I couldfind another slave. . . . >

thisisnotanalt
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Zega, and magic do not know.

looooooooooooooool
LuciferSatanis
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So I don't really think it would do much good....I could be wrong......someone go turn into a zombie and then record the results!


again, ask thoady the toady. I was about to mention the same thing to him too..

thoady says so, Hes da man/boy
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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^^^Ahhh yes Thoad....you know I forgot he tried to assassinate me.....I'll get him back.......

DDX
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Good old thoady, Just make sure you don't give your assassin the wrong address otherwise he'll assass (LOL this is my never verb, "assass&quot the wrong person O_O

though I am wondering could I come up with my own scenario? I feel like all these scenarios are great but, most of them entail escaping (more than 7 zombies on a DDX combat scale means GTFO ASAP)

thoadthetoad
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My zombies have keen sense of smell, hearing, and a terrible sight. They can only see light. They can't see heat, they can't see figures, they can only see light. Think of it as having your eyes closed all the time, and you know when you look around the insides of yoru eyelids change colors to red, green, orange, and even yellow? Think of it like that, and they're always attracted to the light, hence they mainly just stand around unless they hear/smell something. The extinguisher is a good plan though, it'd mainly incapacitate.

thoadthetoad
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Yaknow, it isn't funny anymore. It's kind of annoying actually. We all know that lucifersatanis and DDx are the same person! -_-

If that's true, I'll just say this:

You can get banned for having more than 1 account. I told you to b careful DDX :\\
DDX
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You can get banned for having more than 1 account. I told you to b careful DDX :\\\\


Yea I'm aware. I posted my goals for that account, I've made sure people understand that It is my alt account ect.
thisisnotanalt
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Dude, thoad. All people can only see light. Need I explain the simple science?
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You can get banned for having more than 1 account. I told you to b careful DDX :\\\\


He was sure to identify himself on both accounts, so he's fine.
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i'm still not on the ZSC member list, and I came up with a plan and everything. . .please, can I be a member now?
thoadthetoad
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Yea I'm aware. I posted my goals for that account, I've made sure people understand that It is my alt account ect.

Oh, so it's a boredom 4tehlulzings account? lol, I hope you close those comments after you reach the goal then.
thoadthetoad
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Dude, thoad. All people can only see light. Need I explain the simple science?

Yes but through the light we can see the figures, colors, etc. etc. They cannot :P Think of being blind but still able to see intense light.
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It's not though the light. Iyt's just that we pick up the reflections of light, and we perceive a shape form it. But I see what you mean :P
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i'm still not on the ZSC member list, and I came up with a plan and everything. . .please, can I be a member now?

DDX
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Oh, so it's a boredom 4tehlulzings account? lol, I hope you close those comments after you reach the goal then.


yup thats the point.

Yes but through the light we can see the figures, colors, etc. etc. They cannot :P Think of being blind but still able to see intense light.

though I have to wonder... How are zombies able to smell so good... it should be more hearing based. there is a tragic flaw in the smelling based zombie, the parasite needs to be connected to the smelling receptors not the brain (mostly gone and rotting) so it becomes extremely vulnerable to jabbing attacks (in the face between the eyes). Plus a well placed neurotic gas grenade puts this zombie out of commission. (pungent stuff, ought to knock it out)
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though I have to wonder... How are zombies able to smell so good... it should be more hearing based. there is a tragic flaw in the smelling based zombie, the parasite needs to be connected to the smelling receptors not the brain (mostly gone and rotting) so it becomes extremely vulnerable to jabbing attacks (in the face between the eyes). Plus a well placed neurotic gas grenade puts this zombie out of commission. (pungent stuff, ought to knock it out)



Yes I agree, in most cases (This being the movies, books and other Zombie related items) the Zombie(s) depend on their hearing more then their 'keen' smelling. The fact is, hearing, would make more sense (That could explain why they are attrackted to loud noises)

Anyway, who cares, they are Thoads Zeds so whatever he want's them to be, let's leave it at that.

PS: Thoad can I be added to the ZSC list now? I mean I have been hear for awhile.....

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DDX
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I have been hear for awhile.....


been hearing what? lol
I assume you mean "here"
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