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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thisisnotanalt
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and did you stop to think that. Electric current running through nerves in your body. Weather your zombie or not. Can destroy them if the voltage is high enough? no? didnt think so. Or how about, maybe its a dual purpose. To keep scavengers out and zombies.


Dude. Read. About. The. Goliath. Virus.

Also, the fence wouldn't completely protect you. They can break down doors.

This is sad. your all upset simply because your logic is flawed.


No, we're annoyed that uninformed people like you are always so damned persistent.

I also never heard that there was a desk between you. Just a desk with objects on it. That could be a reason why my answer is "flawed".


I said that one of the things you have is a chair that you're SITTING IN. It would be implied that if you have a desk in your office, you're in your office, and you're sitting in your chair that you would be sitting at the desk. Also, how can you sign paperwork when you're sitting in a chair in an office and you don't have a clipboard? You would have to be sitting at your desk to do the work the scenario says you're doing; therefore, you're sitting at your desk.
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OK, um....soulhcak. YOUR NOT A MEMBER! STOP WITH THAT YOUR VIRUS FOR NOW! THOAD SAID NOT TO POST IT HERE BUT TO EMAIL IT TO HIM!

So, now you cannot ask for help anymore..... > >
PossibleInstability
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Any how. Possibleinsanity......please make a plan. Wether thoad likes it or not, you have a fairly decent knowledge of things.


I know I do. I thought I just made a plan though?...
skater_kid_who_pwns
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well, that was a scenario answer.

A plan wouold be what you would do if you were like in your home when an outbeak happened.

PossibleInstability
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A plan wouold be what you would do if you were like in your home when an outbeak happened.


Balls, I don't want to do that. I already typed that up once and it took me forever. Plus, I didn't save it cause I figured there would be no need for it ever again. I'll see if I can't dig it up.
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Wait, Skater boy, Thoad said I passed... on page 332...

[quote=my plan, SoulHack117]I would have a .45 Magnum (I have one in real life, and around 2 boxes of live ammo, so I am good for a bit), and a back pack filled with water, food, and first aid. I would be in Bakersfield, CA, then I would, first of all, head towards Stockdale Tower, along the way, I would try and get 5 people whom I actually think could help me survive, if they are still alive. One would be Sasha, she is a country girl, and she knocked the crap outta my friend Jake, who was a boxer, with one punch, she is also an excellent shot with a magnum.. Two, would be Kelly, she is really fast, and is a better shot then me (she hunted with her dad a lot). Three, my friend Jake, while he has no real marksmanship, he can hit pretty hard, and if I can stop a zombie, he can finish it. Four, would be my Girlfriend Sarah, she is really good at running, and she would be good for getting food with, because she has this huge *** backpack in her room. Five, would be this old guy, who everyone calls 'Hitman' because he was a spec ops in WWII, and from what he says, he is one dude armed to the freaking teeth.

After getting them all together, I would head to stockdale tower, and barricade us there, where we would stay for as long as possible, while waiting for a Military Heli, or a Military ground patrol to come by. If we ever got low on food, I would go out solo, and get as much as possible, and head back.[/quote]

[quote=ThoadtheToad]Decent plan. Passed [/quote]

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Never call me skater boy.....

And if he said it is ok, then your plan is aloud here, for critisism. when your finished thoad, email it to thoad.

PossibleInstability
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Ok, before I re-write this I want all the outlines, because I'm doing it once and that's it.

1. Am I the only one left, or are there more survivors?
2. If there are more, how many?
3. Once again, provided there are, may I choose people who would benefit me?
4. My family, if they are not some of the ones alive are they in the house with me when I start, or are zombies all outside?
5. Are the zombies attempting to enter my house or not? This will either give me the chance to fortify, or start fighting immediately.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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allright, At the very start you will not be the only one left right away. At the very start a good bit will be alive. cahnces are if you are, your neiborghs will be.

But make it worst case. So no other people. and your realtives in your home are nzombies and in the house.

PossibleInstability
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But make it worst case. So no other people. and your realtives in your home are nzombies and in the house.


Balls. That's harsh. I'll work something out.
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sign me up for the club!
now here is my plan,
i would try to find as many survivors as i can.(i live in a small town so ill be safe for a little bit)and the id take them all to this big walmart,amd steal some guns and bows,arrows and really sharp hads for the arrows.after that id clear all the zombies out of town and make a holdout,then wait untill the millitary kills all the zombies and picks us up.but i would stay there with a small group of people trained by me and try to eliminate all infection possible in oklahoma.
hope my plan passed!

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I'm not an admin or anything, but I think Skater and Thoad like good grammar, Mellow.

Just my opinion.

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in practicing with swords cutting stuff, I came to the conclusion, any type of sword would be bad for a zombie invasion, because of blade dulling, plus it would get stuck in zombie skulls. what is better is an aluminum baseball bat. bludgeon weapons are the best combat weapons to defend one's self from a zombie. the best would be a custom 3.5 feet bat.

PossibleInstability
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Ok, I got kicked off the computer for a little so I actually went around my house and searched for everything that would be useful. Seeing as how I'm not American and my parents aren't gun toting freaks that can take on half of the American army with the contents of their closet, my weapons will all have to be improvised for the time being. I'm not going to have enough time to type this all up before rugby so it will be coming in sections.

Dispatching Of Family

Okay, my brother is in his room and my parents downstairs. The first threat is obviously my brother, but he is small and fairly young, a (relatively) easy first kill. Seeing how zombies infected with the Goliath virus rely heavily on sound to judge where their prey is I have to be quiet. I'll sneak across the hall and into my parents bedroom. I go into the closet, put on my dad's leather motorcycle jacket and zip it up. No, this isn't to look bada*s, it's to protect from scratches and bites, for the moment anyways. Next I'll grab the two home made barbells and the home made free weight from in there (Yeah, we're to cheap to buy them which actually is good in this case. Removing the weight disks from the free weight will leave me with a heavy metal rod (solid not hollow). I'll leave the barbells and the rod near the door. I cross back into my room and grab my guitar, my weapon of choice against my brother. The rod would be a better choice in almost any situation except this. The point of this is to kill him and at the same time attract my parents. I enter his room aim for the head, preferably the ears to damage hearing, and swing. I might get two swings in before it breaks. Then I'll cram the neck through his face and hope it's enough. My guitar is solid body so it's not exactly light. My parents have no doubt started towards the stairs. Once again, due to the virus, they'll be moving slowly up, tripping along the way. I drop one barbell over the railing onto each of their heads. Then I'll go to town with the metal rod.

Collection Of Supplies & Departure

Next up are supplies. From my room there is very little. I'll take my Buck knife, this is by no means an opportune weapon, but it's better than my hands and the blade is long enough. Next is my Swiss Army knife, again, not too useful and will probably break soon, but might as well keep it for the screwdriver and wire stripper. Finally, my flashlight. Nothing special, just an LED flash light. Downstairs I have a cupboard of canned food, a flat of mushroom soup and a flat of Ramen (I like mushroom soup and Ramen, what of it?). We also have this giant knife in our kitchen, it's not a kitchen knife, so it's thicker and longer, looks sort of like a short machete. It's origins aren't really necessary, but can be provided with pictures if you don't believe me. All that goes in the box of my dad's truck (important note, it has a canopy). Next, I need metal, and we have no shortage of it. My dad is a mechanic so I have an array of tools, most useless as weapons, but by no means useless. I'll grab a grinder and throw a ZipCut on it (Grinding disk used to cut through metal) and go to town. The metal tubing from 5 bikes and 5 motorbikes will be welded to the front of the truck, as a cow catcher. Next this with be covered by sheet metal. That will come from 2 fridges a dishwasher and a barbeque. If there is immediate danger outside this step can be bypassed, as it is not essential, only a nice addition.

More to come, I have to go now though.

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in practicing with swords cutting stuff, I came to the conclusion, any type of sword would be bad for a zombie invasion, because of blade dulling, plus it would get stuck in zombie skulls. what is better is an aluminum baseball bat. bludgeon weapons are the best combat weapons to defend one's self from a zombie. the best would be a custom 3.5 feet bat.


You're using the wrong types of swords, then. Katana's will do the job so dam* well that it would be surprising if anything was left alive after you're done with them.

They're designed to slice through entire torsos, and the way they're designed, they never dull.

They're full of win
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