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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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TSL3_needed
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Bjicuit, You don't have live grenades. Those are illegal.


Also: *coughfelonycough*

So a little more than illegal. The ATF would be storming your house within an hour of finding out you have them.

Also, killing your family is much easier said then done.


Oh so true. I had trouble killing my dog, let alone the rest of my family -.-
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My new plan:

Hopefully this one is better. Too bad I live in Houston, one of the largest cities in the US. That could be a problem. Anyway, here it is (if you need the direct, detailed plan just ask):

1. Wait it out. Even if it takes a few weeks of scavenging here and there, it will be too dangerous to travel too far out. The marts will be overrun with zombies, and the roads will most likely be blockaded (as you guys said).

2. Get temporary light transport. A large motorcycle be preferred as they tend to have a lot of juice and torque, and also have a lot of cargo space. And remember, this is only temporary. I will hold onto this until I can acquire heavier equipment such as an APC or even a tank, as nowadays both of those are like riding a bike, and that simple too.

3. Find permanent supplies beyond my moms' 12 gauge shotgun and some canned soup and beans; which the canned foods will probably be long gone by that point. Permanent supplies would probably include heavier weaponry that is commonly available, such as AK-47's and high caliber hunting rifles. I would also attempt to acquire some power tools, and (if God isn't pissed at me, Jesus loves me, and the stars align perfectly) even survivors. I would also try to find some water filters, as most on the water 'round here is rather dirty, and running water will be off within a week of the virus spreading massively.

4. Find permanent shelter. This one is a must, and it MUST be outside (and a long way at that) major cities. Such places would be lacking a large amount of windows and me made of concrete. If I get it good I could head to the coast and find some outer lying islands, and Galveston IS an island.

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Lol bijscuit, you just admitted to/lied about committing a felony over the internet. Smart. :P

Anyway, just chucking a grenade down the stair probably wouldn't kill your whole family. You'd probably need to actually gun them down.

Tussla . . . .

BEANS WILL EMPOWER YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Remember that. During a zombie invasion, nothing keeps you more full and focused. Screw frosted mini-wheats.

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Remember that. During a zombie invasion, nothing keeps you more full and focused. Screw frosted mini-wheats.


What about original?
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Remember that. During a zombie invasion, nothing keeps you more full and focused. Screw frosted mini-wheats.


Yes!

I'll show you my pantry in a few minutes. I'm uploading the pictured to photobucket as we speak.
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My pantry (Not everything I have, just most of it):

Top:

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu16/TSL3_needed/SDC10127.jpg?t=1255046926

Middle:

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu16/TSL3_needed/SDC10125.jpg?t=1255046953

Bottom:

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu16/TSL3_needed/SDC10126.jpg?t=1255046982

PossibleInstability
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Ramen, beans and Special K. Someone sure is set.

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By the way, did anyone read my suggestion?
CHUNKY CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have one qeustion though. If the zombiism disease spreads so quickly, does it affect animals in our main scenario? because if it does, that means we might have a really hard time. For one, rats can hide but will get infected from infected water supplies, so zombie rats, not to mention zombie mosqiutoes that if they bite your dead, and other zombie animals... So that might be even more dangerous then humans.

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Ramen, beans and Special K. Someone sure is set.


Ramen is my dads' and Special K is my moms'.

I'm allergic to Ramen. Makes me sick to my stomach.

I also have pasta, soup, rice, crackers, and pancake mix.

I rule

CHUNKY CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HEIL CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!!!

I have one qeustion though. If the zombiism disease spreads so quickly, does it affect animals in our main scenario? because if it does, that means we might have a really hard time. For one, rats can hide but will get infected from infected water supplies, so zombie rats, not to mention zombie mosqiutoes that if they bite your dead, and other zombie animals... So that might be even more dangerous then humans.


I don't think so, although . . . .
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I have one qeustion though. If the zombiism disease spreads so quickly, does it affect animals in our main scenario? because if it does, that means we might have a really hard time. For one, rats can hide but will get infected from infected water supplies, so zombie rats, not to mention zombie mosqiutoes that if they bite your dead, and other zombie animals... So that might be even more dangerous then humans.


That would be helpful to know, but in most cases, no, it does not.
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That would be helpful to know, but in most cases, no, it does not.


Guess this also answers my question on if I have to plan for zombie animals or not when making my plan.

I don't have other people in my house but I do have a few pets.
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I'm allergic to Ramen. Makes me sick to my stomach.


You poor, poor man.

I don't have other people in my house but I do have a few pets.


Yeah, I just realised that. I am bringing my cat with me. I know she'll probably slow me down and that, but no way am I letting my cat go to the f*cking zombies.
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Yeah, I just realised that. I am bringing my cat with me. I know she'll probably slow me down and that, but no way am I letting my cat go to the f*cking zombies.


I may have to go worst case scenario, all the living things I care about dead. Though that would mean at least one zombie in my house to deal with right away. Wake up to a zombie eating my pets, I don't care if they can't feel pain I will make it hurt.
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Wake up to a zombie eating my pets, I don't care if they can't feel pain I will make it hurt.


...I'd go apes*it if that happened.
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...I'd go apes*it if that happened.


I agree.

Don't worry fellas, it will happen with my new Alcotosis variant I just submitted. It won't infect YOU, but your pets, not so much.
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