ForumsThe TavernThe Zombie Survival Club! (basic rules on page 144)

5049 737626
thoadthetoad
offline
thoadthetoad
5,642 posts
Peasant

This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

  • 5,049 Replies
PossibleInstability
offline
PossibleInstability
975 posts
Nomad

l8r=later
bro= short for brother.


I know, it's just such terrible butchering of the English language.
HoodHulk58
offline
HoodHulk58
1,181 posts
Nomad

Screw the english language its all about internet and texting talk now baby... mmmuuhahahahaha

PossibleInstability
offline
PossibleInstability
975 posts
Nomad

Screw the english language its all about internet and texting talk now baby... mmmuuhahahahaha


Not even.
HoodHulk58
offline
HoodHulk58
1,181 posts
Nomad

Ah man T.T

Bjiscuit
offline
Bjiscuit
610 posts
Nomad

Rigth so, im officially a member now right?

skater_kid_who_pwns
offline
skater_kid_who_pwns
4,375 posts
Blacksmith

Bjiscut.

No. No you are not. Perhaps you have all of this acclaimed stuff, but there were still other flaws in your plans, you didn't answer a scenario, AND you have been rather rude to people. Meaning Your chances of getting in are slim.

Hoodhulk.

Unless you are 100% sure of something, do not post about it.

ALSO, this is not a place to tlak about drinking and killing squirels with your car. Honestly no one cares. You can go to your profile for that.

Bjiscuit
offline
Bjiscuit
610 posts
Nomad

Answerign a scenario wasn't part of the rquirements to get it. Your not allowed to answer one until your in. Doof...

And please. tell me the flaws in my plan.. im listening.

and btw, the whoel "rude" thing. well, you've been rude to people the entire time. so your not one to talk lol

thisisnotanalt
offline
thisisnotanalt
9,821 posts
Shepherd

and btw, the whoel "rude" thing. well, you've been rude to people the entire time. so your not one to talk lol


Skater's the co-leader of the effing club. He's allowed to me a meanie.

Answerign a scenario wasn't part of the rquirements to get it. Your not allowed to answer one until your in. Doof...


After your plan is accepted, you have to answer a scenario. If the answer passes, you're in.

You're trying to argue the rules with the guy who wrote half the rules. Do I even have to explain how fail that is?

And please. tell me the flaws in my plan.. im listening.


You didn't seem to account for enough. Remember, you'll need to survive year-round, and staying around your home won't work - you'll need a more self-sustaining setup.
Bjiscuit
offline
Bjiscuit
610 posts
Nomad

Sigh* i never said i was staying in my home year round. i said for about a week so that things can become less chaotic.

after the disease intitially breaks out, everyone is going to freak out and if you try to do anything durring then its likely that you will be shot or infected.

You're trying to argue the rules with the guy who wrote half the rules. Do I even have to explain how fail that is?


considering he screwed up trying to tell me that i have to answer a scenario.. yeah... because my plan was never accepted.... --.--
thisisnotanalt
offline
thisisnotanalt
9,821 posts
Shepherd

considering he screwed up trying to tell me that i have to answer a scenario.. yeah... because my plan was never accepted.... --.--


Then that means you've fulfilled 0 of the 2 requirements, meaning that you're definitely not in.

Sigh* i never said i was staying in my home year round. i said for about a week so that things can become less chaotic.


What did you plan to do after that?
Bjiscuit
offline
Bjiscuit
610 posts
Nomad

Like i said earlier, kill off family. I can camp out at my house for a week or longer if needed. After the chaos has settled a little i can start going out scavenging. I have a Fod F150 but i would ditch it cause its a gs gusler. Neighbours have a few bikes im sure they wouldnt mind letting me... borrow.... As far as i know they have side bags on them so that would allow me to tak supplies.


hmmm....
thisisnotanalt
offline
thisisnotanalt
9,821 posts
Shepherd

hmmm....


You really think that passes as a long-term plan?

You need to be specific. Also, scavenging won't last you forever - not only does food go bad, but after a while you'll have eaten all of the good stuff. You need to have a specific long-term plan that will be SELF-SUSTAINING. You need to plan to spend the rest of your life like that - and scavenging won't last you the rest of your life.
Bjiscuit
offline
Bjiscuit
610 posts
Nomad

yeah, let me see your "self-sustaining" plan.

thisisnotanalt
offline
thisisnotanalt
9,821 posts
Shepherd

All right then . . . .
I would gather a few essential supplies(four bottles of Ice Mountain water with 30% less plastic so they would be lighter, 1/4 pound of beef jerky), in a small bag, then sling it over my shoulder. I would most likely use a .35 pistol, because the kick and noise is relatively low, yet still would be able to most likely pierce the chest and hit the parasite for a kill or significantly impede movement. For CQC, something like a crowbar would be good, because the end is sharp enough to kill a zombie which I would carry in the bag. Teh crowbar would preferably be made of a medium-light alloy, so it wouldn't be very heavy and therefore easy to carry and quick to swing, but still strong enough to kill the parasite. I would also take my asthma inhaler. I would leave around 6 AM, right after feeding time, (so I would have more time to go to my destination) and I would wear soft-sole shoes so I make less noise and would attract less attention. I would make my way on foot to a nearby Home Depot (lots of weapons there, and usually located next to a gas station for food and abandoned cars, as well as it having lots of seeds for planting and all I would need to make a daquain spear, the best possible CQC weapon for a zombie invasion). I would kill the sensors on all of the automatic doors, and they're made of tempered glass and metal (the zombies would not be able to break through tempered glass, I guarantee you) and close the doors to keep the zombies out. They aren't smart enough to manually open the doors either, so only I would be able to come and go (other survivors probably wouldn't be able to get in, because it is a little-known fact that automatic doors can be manually opened.) as I please. During the day, I would be able to head to the gas station to stockpile food and water for as long as possible, and I would most likely be able to find and use a generator or car battery to power a travel grill (which can be found at sporting goods stores, of which one would be nearby) to cook foods if needed. I would be able to kill zombies effectively with my gun and crowbar, and if needed, I could outrun one because they limp along. Since I live in a small town, I would've killed all the zombies after a few years, and since I live in Cornland (the OTHER cornland!!!1) and a generally farmish place, I could subsist by agricultural means very easily.

Yeah, my plan basically gets me all I could need to kill the zombies with extreme ease and little energy, and I would be able to live easily on fruits and such, as well as meat for a while. (I could also grow mushrooms for protein if I run out of cows to butcher)

Bjiscuit
offline
Bjiscuit
610 posts
Nomad

what would you do if you ran into survivors, you left that factor out completely.

Showing 3511-3525 of 5049