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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Lathus
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isn't that spamming? just asking. did you guys flame me again? is that why we had to start over again? or was it me?

EnterOrion
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From now on, any spamming/flaming/unneeded tomfoolery will not be tolerated in the least.


Flaming is apparently part of some of these plans.

And uh, when was the last scenario? I'd like to join. Or do I just write a survival plan straight from my house?
PossibleInstability
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And uh, when was the last scenario? I'd like to join. Or do I just write a survival plan straight from my house?


You have to do both. The last scenario was a few pages back.
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Alright, what happened? Why was Devoidless called in?

PossibleInstability
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Alright, what happened? Why was Devoidless called in?


Oh, he was around, then found some of my posts unsavory and deleted them. Then I posted more acceptable things. Then he deleted those too. Then I posted a picture of my face when I realized he'd deleted more. Then I lit myself on fire so the zombies couldn't get me.
EnterOrion
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Okay, easy enough.

Well, I live in Spring, Texas, which is just north of Houston. While that does sound bad, it's far enough that I wouldn't have 4,000,000 zombies breathing down my neck. More like 20,000. Anyway, the first place I would go is my school. That might sound insane, but there are literally dozens of defensible locations, 360 degree views, and an extremely dense forest surrounding, with only one entry point. I would get there via my dad's car, a 2008 Nissan Sentra, which is fast, has 32.0 MPG, and can carry around a lot. I wouldn't bring a lot of food, as I don't have much. I would bring my lawnmower, computer, my mom's 12 gauge shotgun (no ammo), and some extra supplies. Once I got to my school, I would immediately board up any and all downstairs windows, and smash out all of the top ones. There is a ledge on the roof, which is 10 feet or so to the top of the building and has 8 or so windows around it, which are connected to the main hallway on the second floor and 4 or 5 class rooms. I would board up the hallway side, and leave the classrooms alone.
After all of this, I would barricade the entrance to the entire area as soon as possible, and begin venturing outside for more supplies.

That's my plan.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Voidy, Moe will give you a run for your money. He was here back in the middle times somewere.

Then Cen....and Zoph.....and then you showed up. Yup. Thats four moderators that have come here. Funny isn't it?

Anyways....um....

unneeded tomfoolery will not be tolerated in the least


That's just plan uncool. I'm taking away all of your ignition sources. Good luck catching on fire.


Orion.....

I would bring my lawnmower, computer


Lawnmower? Computor would be unusable after power went off (a few days tops)

would get there via my dad's car, a 2008 Nissan Sentra


Roads would be clogged. Best to find a diffrnet means of getting there. But I won't tkae points off for that.

12 gauge shotgun (no ammo),


Thats kinda......stupid. Dont you think?

I would immediately board up any and all downstairs windows


Do you have wood to do so?

Well, HOw are you gonna find things to barricade it? And once you barricade everything how are you gonna get out?
EnterOrion
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Do you have wood to do so?


Over a thousand desks and then large lunch tables. That also makes up all of my metal supply as well.

Well, HOw are you gonna find things to barricade it? And once you barricade everything how are you gonna get out?


Ladders leading to the roof. A couple of them. Assuming zombies can't climb ladders.

Thats kinda......stupid. Dont you think?


No. 12 gauge shotguns are big. I can use it for a variety of reasons. A hammer, a melee weapon, stuff like that. And if I get some ammo, zombies heads will start to become pulp.

Lawnmower? Computor would be unusable after power went off (a few days tops)


Generators. Lawnmowers can make awesome makeshift generators.

And my computer because I don't want to go insane with the horribly slow computers at school.

Roads would be clogged. Best to find a diffrnet means of getting there. But I won't tkae points off for that.


Other than the entrance, there's a lot of 'offroad' spaces around here to get there. But I won't argue.

I am NOT walking, which would be my only other option.
HoodHulk58
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What was the last scenario again or is somebody making one??

hey blaze havent heard from you in a while nice to see your back but you missed all the action with the drama between devoid and P.I.

7432200
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I would make a zombie eating zombie

HoodHulk58
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I would make a zombie eating zombie

yeah i'm sure your not fimiliar with whats goin down here but if you'd like to join this club then you need to

make a scenrio explaning how you escape your house then skater, thoad, or fire will tell you if your in or not.... hint the title read page 144 for rule.
PossibleInstability
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make a scenrio explaning how you escape your house then skater, thoad, or fire will tell you if your in or not.... hint the title read page 144 for rule.


And me, that's right, I have power in this group now.
Lathus
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Unfortunately *shudder*

well, made my own "survival club" because i found zombies too restricting. and cause you guys keep insulting me. you're welcome there, as long as you don't insult me again.

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well, made my own "survival club" because i found zombies too restricting. and cause you guys keep insulting me. you're welcome there, as long as you don't insult me again.


well... if you didnt say stupid thnigs we wouldnt insult you =)

@possible. i didnt see your asnwer to my scenario anywhere. unless the comment was directed at someone else.
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Bjiscut. His got taken off. I suppose the other half of it was offensive.

Lathus. *tips hat* Good luck.

make a scenrio explaning how you escape your house then skater, thoad, or fire will tell you if your in or not.... hint the title read page 144 for rule


Replace fire, with PI......and were good.
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