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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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DefinitelyCrazy
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I'm not a higher up yet like Skater, P.I, and Thoad...but i think no cause unless you have a fire prove suit...then your dead from intese burns and loss of blood


Well, since you have no actual power here I'll wait for their verdict.
thisisnotanalt
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DC, you're still the president :3

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Whos DC?

Anyways, While I find the light your self on fire thing funny, an actuall plan will be needed befroe I let you in.

I will make a scenario some time.....Just not now. I am very busy lately....

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Well, since you have no actual power here I'll wait for their verdict.


This was a tough one - but yeah, I think you'd die before hitting the pavement and a zombie altogether.
thisisnotanalt
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Skater, DefinitelyCrazy IS PI . . . .

*never said anything*

DDX
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So I was watching FRINGE, which is a rip off of the original x files show, but it is still a good show none the less. I saw that a chinese mafia gang passing off parasites eggs as sea sickness pills, basically humans from taiwan were incubators for these 3 foot long parisites that grew out of them. And So I imagined that there could be a parasite driven zombie scenario, as more and more people were infected they would walk around with a parasite making them hunger for human flesh to feed the parasite, meanwhile the parasite would lay eggs in the human "incubator" which would cause the flesh to burst giving the human incubator the decayed appearance, and to the non infected humans, each bite from an INfected would implant eggs into the person causing the human to become another incubator thus spreading the infection.

for the people who live in the united states. you can watch this fringe episode and understand what I am talking about. though if you eat spaghetti while watching you might throw up :\\ because it is quite disgusting
Fringe:Snakehead

DefinitelyCrazy
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Fringe is amazing. You cannot deny it.

DDX
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Molotovs: THEY'RE BOTTLES OF BEER WITH RAGS STICKING OUT OF THEM FOR PETE'S SAKE!


Theyre actually gasoline.
Bjiscuit
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Theyre actually gasoline.


in most cases yes, but sometimes it is beer.
swords_ma136
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My plan is on 429

and to clear up the whole molotovs thing, they can be made with just about any flammable liquid, beer doesn't work to well try something with a higher alcohol level like vodka, but gasoline works very good too.

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Sceneario~~

You're in a small supermarket in a shabby suburb at night the time is 10pm, the supermarket has a 20 space carpark outside (the only car there is yours) as soon as you get in the front door, you notice there are 5 checkouts but only 1 attendant (female), you go there to buy some small items (such as bread, milk, sugar etc) you are at the far end of the supermarket looking at a small rack of cds.You then hear a women scream, and a loud thud, but soon after you hear a munching sound.The only things around are some cheap baseball bats, a department of frozen meats, and some canned food. There is a 'employees only' door which is locked. WHAT DO YOU DO????????????


Best I got....

the_manta
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Just thought I should point this out so we don't scare anyone.

I assume the baseball bats are plastic? That won't be very effective...

The meat could come in handy for a distraction, if unpackaged.

I dunno, I'll come up with something better later. Tired now...

DDX
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in most cases yes, but sometimes it is beer.


beer isnt flammable. the alcohol content of beer is like 1-2% and some stronger lagers are 5% And that isnt enough alcohol to water ratio for it to be flammable. basically the zombies would get cuts from the glass and have wet feet.
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beer isnt flammable. the alcohol content of beer is like 1-2% and some stronger lagers are 5% And that isnt enough alcohol to water ratio for it to be flammable. basically the zombies would get cuts from the glass and have wet feet.


A concentration of vodka or tequila will give you some nasty burns. Moonshine lights up pretty fast, too.

For my answer to Skater's scenario:

I would bust down that door to the employees only area ASAP. I'm not that big, but I've gone through some heavy doors before. It just depends on how determined the owners are on keeping people out, thus what type of lock. Once I get inside . . . .

I need more info.
DefinitelyCrazy
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Here's what I'd do. I'd take my canteen off my hip (always keep it on me in case something like this happens). I'd pour it's contents on to myself. I then proceed to light myself on fire (I keep gas in the canteen). I run back to my car, zombies can't catch you when you're on fire, etc.

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