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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Items in the Basement:
Stored food (canned food, bread, honey buns, chips,)
A an almost empty lighter (about 31\\\\2 left)
Few power tools (screw drive, electric drill)
A leaf blower, a few cans of diesel fluid.
A old baseball bat and a rusty old trench knife.
Wooden planks, nails but no hammer.


I'd take the food, check if my friend is bitten anywhere, and then proceed to the next step. I'd start out by drilling the nails into the planks and that shutting them onto the door. If the nails are the type that cannot be drilled, then, we'd have to fight our way out. (I'll get to that later)

With the food stored, we'd equip ourselves with the trench knife, and baseball bat. The diesel fuel would come in use in the zombies broke in, using the leaf blower, we could make a homemade flame thrower, with the liter as well.

Now for the other option. We'd have to fight out, because the overwhelming odds of them breaking down the door are too great. Use the trench knife and baseball bat, for close quarters chopping and smashing of the brain. Use the makeshift flame thrower to clear up the rest of the house, and then we'd have to get the hell out of there. Chances of survival may depend on luck.

Note: Chances of survival is all up to luck, if more attack, the two of us would be screwed, so, yeah. By the way, we'd also take the planks and power tools for extra - last resort weapons.
DefinitelyCrazy
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I'd start out by drilling the nails


...Wat?
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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...Wat?


Might want to copy the rest next time?

I'd start out by drilling the nails into the planks
DefinitelyCrazy
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Might want to copy the rest next time?


The rest of the statement had nothing to do with the fact that you can't drill nails.
HoodHulk58
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@ BlAzE
Well for the drilling part DC is correct and the flame thrower wouldnt work cause you havent got anything to spray the deisl fluid from and the lighter has less then three fourths inside so it would take a few tries trying to get it lit.

But for the rest ill give it a 6/10 cause it actually was pretty good.

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EnterOrion

It is advised you rewirte your plan. It is basically keeping you out right now.

Don't argue with DC. He is the same as me, just a bit harsher, and thats why we love him.


Scenario answer.

First thing is first, make sure he isn't bitten, then do the following.

First take wood, and use it to cover the steps. making it like a slide. at the bottom, set some nice nails in a peice of wood, using another peice of wood as a make shift hammer.
Then, pour diesle on the wood.

ONce this was done, pocket the lighter, and few screw drivers. I assum I still have this pan he killed the zombie with, so I would have him use that. Then use the bat, and keep the knive.

ONce they come down the sitaris, We would attempt to keep them away from us, knocking them down, and pushing them aside. ONCe we get past them, run up the stairs usingthe stair railing (since the wood will make it tough) At the top, light diesel, which will not explode, since it is diesel, and then grab whatever I can from up stairs (clothes, food, ect) then head hopefully to a nonbroken into neiborghs home.

DefinitelyCrazy
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Don't argue with DC. He is the same as me, just a bit harsher, and thats why we love him.


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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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The rest of the statement had nothing to do with the fact that you can't drill nails.


*Sad face*

I didn't mean drill the nails, I meant drill the nails as in stick em' in the power drill and then drill them into the planks.

Skater: NO U!
HoodHulk58
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@ Skater

Nice work but i wasn't sure how you could manage to kill the zombies after they have fallen down the steps do you meen after they have hit the nails at the bottom steps you go to town on them or what clarif for me plez...but over all except for my own ignorance that scenario answer was really good 9.5/10

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I didn't mean drill the nails, I meant drill the nails as in stick em' in the power drill and then drill them into the planks.


I'm sure there's a slight problem with this... but I can't figure it out for the life of me.

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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DC......XD.

I laughed though.

Blaze, you can't stick nails in a drill.

how you could manage to kill the zombies after they have fallen down the steps do you meen after they have hit the nails at the bottom steps you go to town on them


I was more thinking what for them to come towards me, away from the stairs. Then knock them asiade, and get up the stairs. the fire is for nothing other then a barrier.

Killing the zombies with such minimal weapondry would be suicide. I intended on getting them out of the way, and running by.
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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DC:

*Head/Desk*

Jesus christ...... I just woke up. Nails.. screws.... nails, screws.....

*Head/Desk*

Nails, screws, nails, screws....

*Sadface*

HoodHulk58
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I was more thinking what for them to come towards me, away from the stairs. Then knock them asiade, and get up the stairs. the fire is for nothing other then a barrier.

Killing the zombies with such minimal weapondry would be suicide. I intended on getting them out of the way, and running by.


Oh i get it now so its just a preperation for a hit and run basically? nice plan...
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Bump for the dead thread? Anyone come up with a scenario or what? I'll go if your all wasted..... *Points to Hulk*

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The ZSC is still awesome

Scenario tiem . . . .

You're working in a Tabasco pepper field, choosing the peppers to be made into sauce. The bushes are haphazardly piled all over each other in tall rows - all you can see on either side of you are the pepper plants. As per regulations, you're wearing heavy gloves and a mask so you don't get capsaicin burns. You also have a hoe to tend to the soil, and a cart about up to your waist in height that you've been putting peppers in. Suddenly, you hear people moaning, and what is obviously a zombie bursts through the bushes about 10 feet behind you. You're probably the only regular person left. You also have an Ipod and a mini IHome sitting in the cart, playing a playlist with everything from SOAD to Reel Big Fish on it.

Here's how it's set up:
S = soil, P = peppers, C = cart, H = hoe, T = tractor, F = factory, Z = zombie, L = parking lot and Y = you
LLLLZLZZLL
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LLLLLLLLZL
Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z
FFFFFF
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FFFFFF ZZZ
FFFFFF Z Z Z
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ZZZZZ ZZ Z Z
PPPPPPPPPPZPPPPPPPPPPZPPPPPPPZPP SS
SSZSSZSZSSSSSSZSSSSSZSSSSZSSSZSS SS
PPPPPPZPPPPPPPZPPPZPPPPZPPPZPZPP SZ
SZSSSSCHYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZ TTSS
PPZPPPPPPPPZPPPZPPZPPZPZPZPPPPPZ SS
And so on. Btw, the tractor has full fuel and there is a way to the parking lot from the field.

NOTE: THE FACTORY FLOOR IS VERY DANGEROUS AND INFESTED WITH ZOMBIES

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