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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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the__vampire
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and i post my ideas to scenarios

bigbrain
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I have just gotten an idea about my plan.I would like to thank to everybody who has told me about my mistakes.Here it is:I know a chainsaw uses fuel,but there is a gas station near my house.There I will fill 2 big bottles with 20l of fuel each.With them not only I can fill my chainsaw,but when night falls I will attach them to a rope,and when night fals,I will throw them all the way to the bottom of Neretva(the river near my house in MetkoviÄ).I will keep every bottle on the opposite side of my boat,so the boat can remain balanced.I will also get a knife.When I find a nice peace of wood,I will cut it down with my chainsaw and make it smooth with my knife.Then I will take the knife's blade and attach it on the top of the wood with some more rope.That way I'm gonna have a real good spear and I think it could be better for melee combat than the chainsaw,besides,I'm really good with a spear(even in real life).Then all I have to do is to find a big uninfected island,but not too big,because in bigger islands the sea traffic is bigger and that way more chances of infection.I'm thinking about the island Å Äedro(really weird name,don't you think).I saw it on the map of Croatia.It is not very far away,somewhere about 40 miles.And there are no cities in it,so I don't think anybody would travel over there,but if they would,I don't think there would be many of people who remembered this.I will indentify it very easy,because it is near one bigger island.Everything else remains the same,just like in my 1st plan.I know I will probably run out of ammo quickly,but I can go to that bigger island,because it is close and it has a lot of cities,so probably I can find some houses and weapon stores,I hope,but unfortunetley I am not very good with guns ):.My fathers gun is some sort of a shotgun,and near it is a pack of bullets,so my ammo will become a problem much later.
If anybody thinks that my plan has some bad sides,just let me know,because when my plan gets good I will start a story,something like skater_kid_who_pwns.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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@ LordBob: keep it up and we might have a new member among us.

@ Bigbrain: Now, your plan could work , but if you are on a boat i na river you are going to drift down stream to somewere that people might not be, or get washed ashore and eaten by zombies in your sleep. if you are on an island, you have to make sure it is small and close to shore. If it isn't you won't be able to get to land to get supplies.

@ The_vampire: Please give it time.

@ Kamoro: Your plan might work, but be more specific. Like, were would you go, were woud you get wood? Were would you find water/food? And teakwondoe, not a zombie killer. To kill them you have to destroy there brain/severe the head. Can you sever peoples heads with that? And it would put you within biting distance.

@ theone99: Be more active and respond to senarios, then you will be considered.

bigbrain
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@skater kid who pwns:I won't get drifted because I tied my fuel bottles with a rope,and they are attached with the boat.Each can have 20l of fuel and that is about more than 40kg because fuel weights more than water.They will be on the bottom of the river and heavy egnouh to hold the boat on 1 place and stop the drifting.And yes my target island is close to shore,a really big island with a lot of population and resources.With time,I will grow plants by taking the seed from food and so decrease the need to get to the shore,and with time,the danger of dieing or starving to death and even getting infected will be minimum.

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hrmmmm......Ok ok, you got the first part undcontrol and that is crafty, using those for an anchor. But as the highly populated island......why go to more zombies? Go to the edge of town or something, you could plant there as well.

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@bigbrain:
Youre getting better. However, I would suggest that you consider a secondary plan that doesn't include that much fuel. Fuel, weaponry and location will be three things that will be thought of by every person not immediately infected.

chances are good, that more than likely, you will have a lot of people heading to that island youre thinking of. They will also be hoarding fuel, stealing it, KILLING for it. An outbreak of global magnitude doesn't happen overnight. Usually governments of all types will be trying to suppress any information to avoid &quotanic". That being said, you will probably need some things that the average joe wont think of getting easily.

Very good plan, though. your chances of survival are definately getting better.

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I'd live on a rock sticking out above the surface in the middle of a lake, since zombies are too braindead to swim. I'd fish for food and drink from the river through a life straw.

thoadthetoad
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. . .life straw? LOL!!! Please tell us how you would get there and where you know of said rock?

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This looks interesting, I've often wondered what I would do.
I this scenario, the method of infection and spreading the disease is not given, but this information would greatly change my plan. If infection occurs through direct contact (i.e. biting) then grouping together with others who are uninfected would be my first choice. While there might be a risk of someone having already been contaminated, I would take that risk over having to try to defend myself alone. With enough people, it would be far easier to take shifts watching, but where or where would be a good hideout?
I'm thinking about it and I think a gas station would be a decent temporary shelter that could turn into something more term. Let me go over why a gas station would be a nice idea:
All of the windows and doors in a typical gas station (at least in the states) has incredibly strong bullet proof glass that a zombie wouldn't be able to break through and the doors lock up tighter than a tenement building in South Central!
I would be able to control the emergency switch for the pumps, so there is no risk of me being blown up, plus I would have access to fuel to run generators or to try and make my way somewhere else.
The windows are important, because if you're locked up in a basement somewhere without sunlight, you'll get very ill even after just a few weeks.
I would also like the exposure of the gas station - since the zombies will be attracted to my movements, I can kill them all by having them come for me, instead of trying to hunt them down individually. This way I'll have a good idea if my surroundings are safe. Also, gas stations are usually in very open areas, so there won't be much risk of zombies hiding anywhere, and since they're slow moving I would have plenty of time to see them coming for me.
With these types of zombies that need to feed in order to have something to metabolize and stay alive (well, I guess... undead) they would run out of things to eat in a potentially short amount of time (perhaps just a few months) at which time I would think it would be much easier to survive in more "normal" conditions and perhaps search for other survivors.

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I'd go to the closest police station or national guard post.

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hey, We even got a mod posting here now. Well, I do like you plan very much moegreche. But, If the glass is bullet proof, how would you kill the zombies if they piled up out side you door? and to awnser some of your questions...The disease is spread from bites, it is a paristite, that takes control of your brain. it takes over movement, and controls the body. They lose sertain senses such as smell, and sight. But, they have a better sense of hearing, and touch. To kill them you must either destroy the brain or, severe there head. but I must ask you...what about food? Now, gas stations will have drinks, gas and many other things. But not much food. I do like your plan tohugh, you would have to leave time to time to make supplie runs to homes and such. And what about weapons?

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I think I could survive off of the calories in your average gas station junk food for quite some time. In addition, gas stations are typically close to other retail businesses where I might be able to find supplies.
Since the zombies are slow moving and can only transmit through a bite, I would be okay with any kind of melee weapon - a bat something like that. I've never fired a gun before, so I don't know if I could figure it out, but regardless I'm just thinking about what I would have at my house right now, and a gun wouldn't be on that list. At any rate, outrunning a zombie wouldn't be hard.
I'm hoping, though, that I would have enough warning of a zombie approaching so that they wouldn't pile up at the door. If they did, however, I'm assuming that they would not have the concept of object permanence - so all I'd have to do is just hide for awhile I suppose.

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yes, I agree that you could live of your average junk food for a while. the nly thing is with a bat is you have to crack the skull with it. That would be a pretty hard swing. And while you haven't ever fired a gun, it might not hurt to pick one up if you find it. The idea for the generator was also nicley planed out. You sir, are going to survive just fine.

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yes moe, definetly. I'm kinda glad that you looked into my club as well, you'll be a full-time member in no time. Now then, a small word of advice thogh. If you want to hide from a zombie, that might be difficult because the average zombie has more work ethic that an ant. Plus, due to their xxxtreme hearing increase, they could probably hear you breathing. This reminds me of a thing that I need to make clear on how they hear. The parasite is exxtremely sensitive and can detect soundwaves even when they are barely on the body. This means, because of the exxxtreme sinsitivity of the hearing, they can hear footsteps, breathing, and even a slight swoosh when you swing a bat or such withing a quarter mile.

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i would survive the zombies, because i live on an island, therefor it wouldn't be hard to drown them all. in my house, there is enough food for a week or too, and a lot of sports supplies. i suppose that if i got any zombie blood on me, i would get infected, so weapon of choice: hockey stick. i use it to bash their heads in/ push them into pools or the ocean. it wouldn't be hard to outrun them, and considering that it's a small island, there wouldn't even be too many. i make my way to the supermarket, prolly sleep in one of the closets there. after a while, i will take a boat to nearby islands in search of more supplies. when i get to an area sufficiant for radio contact (military base perhaps), i will desperately try to get in contact with other survivers. i will need to rely on luck to get in contact with someone else, but i'll have pretty good chances, for there will be a lot of food.... i'll also have guns on my side at that point. take that zombies! so, i hope that that's enough to survive them... i really think it would be a great plan. {excluding going back down into atlantis, which wouldn't have been infected in the first place.(lol, i found a way to the surface) =.

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