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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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HoodHulk58
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@CheeseMaker
Dude got for the police station....wait? how'd you miss that? who forgets they live less the 10minutes away from a police station? lol


I personally wouldn't eat a horse. There is alot of Sinew in it. Trust me I have personal experience eating a horse. Most of the meat is tough, and stringy. The only tender parts are in the lower ribs, and near the near the eyeballs, and I had to eat one when I was trapped in this barn. It was not pleasant.

Ewwww TMI
*pukes in the printer*
that was unpleasant.

In England, guns are far, far less common

HAHAHAHAHA
lets hope that yall wine and mimes can fight off a swarm of zombies.

That gets me thinking of a Zombie Mime
that would be funny as hell!!! he'd be like imitating thats its going to kill you and trapped in a box, LOL
PossibleInstability
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FINALLY, someone mentions horses!!!!!

Every one says car, and what not, but horses are the best. What do they need? They need food and water. They can go anywere, and are reliable, and pretty plentifull in the country side. And lets face it. IF you get hungry, it's food.


Only problem is, horses are difficult to ride. If you don't know how to ride, it's going to take a while to learn. You don't have a while, you actually don't have any time at all, and learning on the fly is out of the question. Also, there's the fact that the horse could get spooked by zombies. If this happens you could end up lying on the ground with a broken leg and a zombie horde headed your way, and you don't want that. However, if you can ride a horse and can keep it under control it is one of the best, if not the best, modes of transportation.

I personally wouldn't eat a horse. There is alot of Sinew in it. Trust me I have personal experience eating a horse. Most of the meat is tough, and stringy. The only tender parts are in the lower ribs, and near the near the eyeballs, and I had to eat one when I was trapped in this barn. It was not pleasant.


You would if you were starving.

Finally, could someone make another realistic scenario? I'm not saying the most recent ones are bad, but they seem unlikely and all involve guns. This means they require very little actual thinking and problem solving. The answers mainly boil down to 1. Find good spot 2. Rain death. We need more like the office one from a while back to truly judge the competency of new members. I will make one, I just haven't gotten that far yet.
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This comming from someone who actually owns and rides horses.

I say, they would be the BEST mode of transportation, but, you have to know what your doing and how to take care of them. If your some city slicker and don't know how to ride your just going to hurt yourself. So, it depends on the person. If you know what your doing, then by all means, "git 'er done" but if you don't. Then your better off just leaving alone.

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[quoteIt seems that all other places than the US you will have to look a long time for weapons at all[/quote]

Thats casue were america! Think with your balls, not your brain!

That's always most of america would die if something like this happened.

I'm gonna recycle a scneario here.....it is good for the enviorment, and no one other then me, thoad, and strongbow (you will all know of her majesty later) it is very old....

Post by stongbow, not a scenario....read it.

When a class 4 outbreak reaches its mature stages, the undead are basically starting to "congregate". Large swarms, usually half a dozen or more, will be shambling about, devouring everyone in their path. Homes will be broken into, zombies crashing through porch windows and scratching at doors. People will be in an absolute state of PANIC. Roads will become clogged with traffic, accidents on all sides, as people try to flee. Cars will be abandoned obstacles. The infected may die in their cars, reanimating in their seats.
Homes will become "strongholds" as families attempt to batton down and fight, or hide. Every gunshop, grocery store, petrol station and warehouse will be looted, or converted to strongholds.
Firefights will abound. Police will set up blokades and defensive positions, along with National Guard, if theyre available. People, as well as ghouls will most certainly be shot.
So, you, the survivor will have to either risk the streets and become lunch OR hide and protect yourself from zombies, looters, trigger happy neighbors and stray bullets. This could last for SEVERAL days. When you do decide to move, either from neccessity or just a desire to get the bloody hell out of there, most of your supplies will NOT come from stores. They will come from those who were NOT as lucky as you. You may have to pat down a corpse, or take out a zombie who happens to be wearing a sporting pistol on its freshly reanimated hip. An AK-47 and 100 rounds of ammunition will NOT be sitting around waiting for you. You will have to work for EVERY BLOCK of ground. Bicycles, motorbikes or just your feet will be the best way to get ANYWHERE.
Your survival will depend on those first few days. Worry about what to eat, where to sleep, how to get past the rambo sniper nearby, where to GO. Weaponry will become available as fortune allows.

RYCYCLYED SCENARIO!
It is dark out, your soaking wet from the hard down pour that just came through. Sadly, rin isn't the best conditions to fight of a horde of flesh eating zombies in, your group.....has been bitten, and you killed them before running to save yourself. That sight i still in your head, of them falling over to the ground, zombies biteing away at them. You decided to go to the athletic feild nearby. It is a brand new place with large cast iron gates, 10 foot high brick walls around the perimiter, Food, clothes, and a warm building. But as you finally slumped against the fence you just climbed a bullet exploded off the concret a few feet away. You looked up toward the bleachers, there a group of survivors, 2 teenage boys, 3 teenage girls, and 3 dogs. Were all satnding staring at you. ONe of them who apperad to be the leader was holding a rifle i nhis hands aiming for his next shoot. Luckly for you he had terible aim and shoot above your head. You won't have time to climb back out. You could try to fight them, but killing that many survivors......it would be messed up. So how do you survive?

HoodHulk58
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Skater that's to dam long man but i guess ill read it Y.Y

Bjiscuit
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Question, what do we ahve in our arsenal?

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Question, what do we ahve in our arsenal?


Nothing.
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Okay, you're not getting out, and you're not killing them. Pretty much your only option is to make them stop shooting. The best way of going about this would be to do things to make them realise you are not a zombie.

1. Yell. And not just anything. Full sentences about how you're not a zombie. Zombies can't talk and anyone who's not a retard would stop shooting now. But they're teenagers.

2. Run, don't walk, run. Remember, zombies can't run, another dead give away.

3.Just to be sure though, don't run straight. You never know, he could be retarded. Run in unpredictable zig-zags. He has a bad shot so chances are he'll have trouble trying to hit you. Just for god's sake, do NOT slip.

Your goal is to make it over to them, and they hopefully will have stopped shooting. However, he only has a rifle, thus a relatively small clip. If he's trigger happy he could run out of bullets before you make it to them. If this happens just run directly towards them, there's no need for zig-zagging anymore, unless another one of them has a gun and they're just as retarded as the first.

HoodHulk58
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it would be messed up. So how do you survive?

Scream as loud as possible im uninfected and try to get them to help or just run as fast as i can into a safe place away from their site and away from the zombies that are ready to bite my eyes out.

Choice of weapon most likely to find in the street a bloody bowie knife found on a dead reanimated zombie, 2-3 blocks away from the stadium.
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Then i'd say run inside. sure they may have dogs and guns, but obviously they dont want you there. im sure you could find some kind of weapon inside for example. go into the bathroom and you can find something.

Toilet lid even. sure it'd break probably in the first or second hit. but you can eventually do some damage.

Other than attempting to take them down. Scream "I'm not bitten" or something liek that and try to talk reason into them... besides. 3 guys 3 girls you know what i mean xD lol

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I'd also try to do a backflip, and yell zombies cant do flips...

Tell a Chuck Norris joke zombies can't talk...

Yell "stop shooting at me you fuking douche bag","Jesus Christ". they'd stop shooting after that.

then when i get to the bleachers hit the guy who shot at me and flirt with the ladies then try to get some food in my body so i can get ready for what ever might happen next.

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I'd also try to do a backflip, and yell zombies cant do flips...

Tell a Chuck Norris joke zombies can't talk...

Yell "stop shooting at me you fuking douche bag","Jesus Christ". they'd stop shooting after that.

then when i get to the bleachers hit the guy who shot at me and flirt with the ladies then try to get some food in my body so i can get ready for what ever might happen next.


You wouldn't last a day.
HoodHulk58
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You wouldn't last a day.

Plez i would last about a few years i got talents im quick and coordinated, i can fight like a pro boxer and have no hesitation when it comes to shooting somebody.

wouldn't last a day...you must be cwwazy
Bjiscuit
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honestly i think possible is right =/

when in this type of situation you have to be calm and collected. use your brain not your balls --.--

HoodHulk58
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honestly i think possible is right =/

bjiscut how could you?

when in this type of situation you have to be calm and collected. use your brain not your balls --.--

Awww man but at least they would have been astonished by my athleticism and would have actually stopped shooting...come on in real life i'd totally last just as long as half the people on this thread.
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