This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.
run/walk: they walk
scream/groan: they groan
day/night: All da time babey!
what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!
survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH
guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.
cure: there is none.
where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.
how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME
family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too. able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.
durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.
doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!
Okay Hood, let's go over everything in your two posts that would get you killed.
I'd also try to do a backflip, and yell zombies cant do flips...
Chances are you can't do a flip on the flat ground. Plus, it's raining and you will almost certainly fall. This gives them a clear shot at non-moving you.
Tell a Chuck Norris joke zombies can't talk...
Waste of time, better to just yell "Don't shoot! Not a zombie!" Plus, you actually will have to think about what you're saying, taking away from concentrating on other things, like the maniac with the gun.
Yell "stop shooting at me you fuking douche bag","Jesus Christ". they'd stop shooting after that.
Your best idea yet. However, I wouldn't insult an angsty teen with a gun and a legitimate reason to shoot it at you.
then when i get to the bleachers hit the guy who shot at me
Boom, dead.
flirt with the ladies
Boom, dead. Either that or they'll just get really angry.
then try to get some food in my body so i can get ready for what ever might happen next.
I highly doubt they'll want to share, considering what you just did.
Plez i would last about a few years i got talents im quick and coordinated, i can fight like a pro boxer and have no hesitation when it comes to shooting somebody.
Over confidence. No one is invincible. This will get you killed.
So, as I said before, as it stands, I give you one day.
Well, I'd get somewhere that bullets can't reach, but within shouting distance. Behind a wall or something. I'd run there serpentine style, and try to get them to at least let me go without shooting me, or at the most, let me join them. If they don't like that, I might lead the horde I just escaped to them so they have to deal with it. Or I could use that as a bargaining chip, and lead the horde away for them if they let me stay. The leading the horde to them thing is what I'd do if I was having a really bad day, which it sounds like I was.
Okay Hood, let's go over everything in your two posts that would get you killed.
Ok well somebody doesn't have a since of humor so i guess making jokes to you is a waste of time so ill get serious and post as if i was really there.
Ok after jumping the gate, i'd run as fast as possible to the other end of the stadium to the stadium doors then get inside and yell "Don't shoot, im not bit, i'm not a freaking zombie calm down please." Now that they have noticed my human existence the girls at least one of them will make him stop shooting so and or have him pause and hear me out...thus communicating with him to get it through his head that im human and am not a threat. then after they've put the rifle away i'd go up to them cautiously to greet them and to ask if i can join them in their hide out so to speak.
Now does that seem like a death plan to you or are you just going to quote your heart out about how you think i'll die knowing that i have a better chance at surviving then you in any scenario.
not saying ill do it just clarifying something.
Chances are you can't do a flip on the flat ground. Plus, it's raining and you will almost certainly fall. This gives them a clear shot at non-moving you.
One i can do a backflip on flat ground in the rain don it before with friends and not a in one spot backflip but a running backhand spring.
i cant do any flippy spinny stuff. but i sure can aim well xD (shooting bow from horseback = fun)
SWEEEEET!!!!! I wish i had a horse T.T
I got good aim to but not horse kills lol I can hit a stop with a beretta tomcat from a 150 yards... not sure if its beast but my friends and i was trippin when i emptied the clip on the sign no misses.
For previous Comments, I have rode a horse many times, and I grew up on a ranch myself.
In that Scenario, I would First yell out to them, that I am not hostile. While I was doing this I would watch my back, and Try to get into some cover. I don't know what terms these people are, so I would jsut give them a response like this. " I will not attack you if you do not attack me. If you will fire at me I will fire back. You can count on that. Now instead of wasting your bullets on me, There is a horde of zombies that have tracked both of us down, and they heard your shot. Now I suggest you either leave me be, or you let me in. Either way, if you fire at me you will keep running out of ammo." Now if their going to keep firing, well I would run out, firing back at them. For me, I don't give a damn who they are. I really lost my sense of morals long ago. So if I really needed to kill someone, even a kid, I would. If it means survival then I will. And suggesting I may have a Pistol, and probably a knife.
If they accepted me, then I would head up cautiosly, gun in the air, but not out of my hands. I would else have my knife for any zombies. I would check them out, and make sure they arent pulling anything. I would take a position behind a chair, and Hold my pistol out. Then I would explain to them this: " The zombies will be coming soon. We should either move out or fortify" If they respond rudely, then I would say this. " Well its your choice then... Be ripped to peices by zombies, or defend yourselves. If your not going to defend yourself I might as well leave." If they do not permit me to leave... well no bars held. I would appear to be moving to another chair, next to the teen with a larger gun. Then I would appear to set up positions. But I would have my knife in hand, then I would grab him, and get him in a choke hold as quick as I can possibly be. Thats pretty damn quick. and Im full grown, and he isnt. ( I can send you a video if you want. Just give me a email you want me to send of me.) Then what I'd do, is I hold up a knife to his thraot, and I would make sure the gun is out of his hands, and if it had a strap, I would make him dro pit. If the dogs ran out, I would shoot them. If they tried any bad moves, I would slit his throat and fire at them. I would be able to do this, after seeing my group killed, and I have done this to similar people. And back then it was under orders. And I regret it, but we did what we did back then. I would try to escape, if he was still alive, drag him out, then choke him until he lost conscoiusness, and then steal his gun. I would probably leave him. And I would head out, run towards the shelter. Thats if they were unfriendly.
If they responded well, and took defence or lead me to a safer area, then I wouldnt do any of this greusome stuff, and I would help them from then on for a while. I wouldnt stick with them forever, But I would try to keep them alive. Later on I would go on my own though, and get somewhere better. Thats my response. If some stuf were missed out, ill explain them later. I was scanty when I wrote this. Ciao.
Alright then. I know its short notice, but a idea sprang up to me. and It would happen, and it has happened with other diseases. Goverments have often taken action to "quarintine" or eliminate diseases, by rounding up infected people, or people from infected area's, and killing them in a routine matter. Now this is a bloody cruel way to exterminate a disease. They do this with AIDS and others in Africa, South America, and in the USA and europe there have been many claims to start thias practice. You guys stopped for that disease, and your natyions used to do it in the 50's and beforehand. A good example would've been post Revolution period, numerous outbreaks occured, and your nation rounded up and killed many people for it. Mainly natives who had a new type of Smallpox.
HEre goes my sceanrio. I'll add it to this one.
Last night you were sleeping snug in bed, but then Goverment NBCR troops (Nuclear,Biological,Chemical Response troops) Busted into your home, rifle butted your head, knocking you out, and put you in a black bag and dragged you out of your home. While in thinking, you head of a new zombie like disease outbreak in your area. So far you had NOT been infected.
You wake up, and your naked, your clothes were ripped off you, and your in a huge dug out pit. There is numerous other bodies agaisnt you, some of the people are dead, some are jsut unconcsious, and some are awake like you. And others are infected... and also concsious. You are not infected. The NBCR troops are armed with Flamethrowers, and they are setting up a Poison Gas discharge, to kill everyone inside that pit, living or dead.(bit of irony with the living or dead part no?) NBCR troops have Gas-Masks and so on, and fireproof suits. So if their tank exploded, they would be probably thrown to the ground, but they wouldn't ignite.
THE NBCR troops do not care who you are. So if you jumped up with a neon sign saying im not infected and you were Santa Clause (not a pretty picture if your naked) They would still kill you, and probably there on the spot. Their only goal is to kill you, and get rid of your bodies. Your in a pit and you are standing ontop of Naked, possibly dead/undead people, and You are jsut near the ledge of the pit, and could climb out. One NBCR troop is watching. What do you do?
