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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Riou1231
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Fortunately i have never handled a gun before, i only know how to pull one's trigger and reload the freaking thing. But that's probably enough knowledge to use a weapon.

PossibleInstability
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Name five realistic ways to get an assult rifle. Tha tyou know of...that can actually do.

Then, tell me how to fire, reload, and mantain one.


I can name one: Go to a gun shop. At least here, anyway. Anywhere in the southern US (Mexican border) has AK-47's readily available, especially in Texas.


Four to go. Also, after that you must argue with me about why an AK is better than a regular semi-automatic rifle.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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There really is no reason why ti is better, becuse...it's not.

thoadthetoad
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A semi Automatic is the best kind of rifle, and assault rifles... they're load. Like... REALLY LOUD. Even with a silencer, it's a pain in the ass to make it shut up.

Assault Rifles = Loud.
Loud = Zombie bait
Zombie Bait = What's making the loud.
What's making the loud = You.

Simple, really.

Not to mention, I think the best protection would be a spear/pike. Quiet, long range, and light.

SOrry that I've been so dead everyone. Just been doing stuff, y'know?

PossibleInstability
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There really is no reason why ti is better, becuse...it's not.


That was my point.

Not to mention, I think the best protection would be a spear/pike. Quiet, long range, and light.


Eh, they get hard to control when they're long, too heavy. If you can wield one, great. Otherwise stick to shorter weapons.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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. Just been doing stuff, y'know?


I know though...

Any how, I am still for single action rifles more then naything else.
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Hey guys i've been gone for a while but im back... and have a new scenario too.

Ok you and 4 people are temporaly trapped in a Precient (police department) and unfortunaley the place has been looted of all weps except a .45 calabir rifle with 3 shells you are a military soilder in trainning and have been put on retreval dooty, you only are equipt with a 9mm and 2 clips the other 4 people:

Darrel: 21 yr old man, arrested the day before for robbing a 7-11.
Athletic
Some experience with weapons but not enough.

Sam Dawson: 24 yr old man, who works as a part-time carpenter... only has a scerw driver and and a boxcutter.
he hide in the closet when he was brought to the place to repair a vent.
No experience with weapons but has expericnce with barricade's.

Erin Carter: 19 yr old women arrested for underaged drinking
In a stage of deleria.
No experience.

Travis Greene: 21 yr old man, took refugee after the you showed up... has a loaded pie shooter with 9 shells
Has Experience with weapons and mapping.

You: Soldier with a 9mm handgun with 2 clips, a humvee with limited space... No radio contact with HQ.
Has Experience with keeping order and with weapons.

You round everybody up to get to the humvee and a police officer jumps out shooting a revolver (no aim whts so every) missing and hits the front tire of the humvee and Travis kills the man with a head shot and takes the gun... revolver with only 5 shots left.

From the loud noise of the gunshots other zeds are attrackted and notice you.

You can see from a distance that at least 20 zeds are attacking with weapons at hand, (knifes, shovels, 2by4z, crowbars, sticks, and hammerz) then erin points out a car across the street when the carpenter suggests to take his truck a Dodge F-150 (black). His car is across the street towards the zeds...suddenly he notices the keyz are in the car when a zed attacks him and bites his neck...

Well thats a good one now check it out and post what you would do, where'd you go, and how you'd do it.

PossibleInstability
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Wait, the zombies are using weapons?...

TSL3_needed
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Is your keyboard broken?

I can't understand anything >>.<<'

Wait, the zombies are using weapons?...


Alcotosis victims are certainly capable of such a feat.
PossibleInstability
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Alcotosis victims are certainly capable of such a feat.


Too bad we're not dealing with Alcotosis, huh?
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Too bad we're not dealing with Alcotosis, huh?


True.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Yea...funny thing. unless The zombie had the bat, shovel ect... Tapped to there hand, it would fall to the ground. No zombie's carry weapons. None.

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Re-writing due to broken keyboard, what joy.

No zombie's carry weapons. None.


Case dismissed.

Now to answer the incredibly easy and flawed scenario.

You can see from a distance that at least 20 zeds are attacking with weapons at hand, (knifes, shovels, 2by4z, crowbars, sticks, and hammerz)


Already discussed. There are 20 zombies far away, soon to be more.

then erin points out a car across the street when the carpenter suggests to take his truck a Dodge F-150 (black)


Who cares that there's a car there? Also, who cares what colour the truck is? Anyways, we have a truck now, got it. Also, it's either a Dodge Ram or a Ford F-150. You can't have both.

His car is across the street towards the zeds


Huh? I wouldn't consider "Across the street" and "At a distance" the same thing at all. I'll say that they're at a distance, because that was your first statement. Anyways, nothing near his truck, let's head over.

suddenly he notices the keyz are in the car


Okay, even better.

when a zed attacks him and bites his neck


What? Teleporting zombies? Because they definitely never snuck up on us. Let's just say... hell I don't even know. Let's just pretend he... got shot by a sniper who then decides to leave us alone... yeah.

So now, I cross the street, since there's no one around. I get in the truck and no one objects, cause I have a gun and am the only one who can shoot. Now there's Sam, Erin and Travis. Erin is not getting in my truck (yes, it's mine now). Period. Travis can get in, he has a gun (even if it only has 5 shots) and a (pie?) shooter with 9 shells (pies?). Darrell could go wither way. I'd probably just leave him with Erin, and he probably wouldn't object, cause he wants to get him some of that. Then we drive off. Wow, super hard man.
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hi all people, i think i sign in i like zombies

my principal plan is this i live in chile, santiago (use a world map fools, on southamerica side to argentina)

ok my dad, has a wide collection of worker stuff, from there i get a shovel, hammer or axe, (anything that could help me hit hard), if my family is still alive, i go with them in our truck to other city, if not...

on the house, i get the keys of the truck, the weapon i mentioned, and all the food and drinks (water and stuffs) i can carry on one of the camping backpacks i got, then, start the dificult part, my house is near the center of the city (that means a lot of zombies around) like ten meters from my house there a police dept, i check there for help( if there are more than 3 cops in there i stay with them) or weapons, then i raid the stores around (there a lot, and the neigbour is a litle bit empty) so i get some extra food and items like batterys, lanterns, and things, before that, i drive to high place, (you see Chile got a mountain chain around it so i drive there, almost not people there so, no zombies)

the problems with my plans are obvious, dont have electricity, dont have food for a long while, i dont have companion so i could go even more crazy, and my weapons are insuficcient

PD: sorry about my writting im still learning englinsh

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@Skater

Ok wow really you guys think that no zombies could carry weapons???

@PossibleInstability and Skater

Both of you guys are wrong now any zombie can carry a weapon its just part of brain function, on how badly the virus effects the brain. What you guys are getting at is they can't carry weapons cause they arent smart enough to use them or even pick them up. maybe? but i guess i should have used a virus to decribe how they can pick up weapons and become a threat.

Now to clearafy the zombie and the car...i forgot it was a ford and i just was adding detail to the car.

Yes 20 zombies in site, soon to be more, meaning more on the way in greater numbers... car across the street limited ammunition, scared people sketchy about going towards the zombies to get to the truck.

Basiclly yeah i had lots of flase. but seriously? you point out every thing bad or mistaken and comment on it yet you still didn't answer the scenario.

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