This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.
run/walk: they walk
scream/groan: they groan
day/night: All da time babey!
what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!
survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH
guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.
cure: there is none.
where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.
how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME
family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too. able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.
durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.
doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!
If you explode that with you close by, you would also blow up with it.
...I'm not mentally defunct, you know. I just did not feel like going into any real detail because I was in a hurry. *sighs* Fine.
Take something, anything, you can toss a good distance and wrap it in cloth. Light, let ignite pretty well, toss. Yay.XD
Or you know, if you are lucky you might find a kid with a remote control car. Rig up a system that runs off of the steering mechanism of the car to the pilot light. and when you want to explode things, turn the wheel. Or even just a really long string. Like that from a kite. Done. Happy?
And do you -really- think the police would go "Oh gawd, zombies boys! AIM FOR THE HEADS!" No. They would try and subdue them, take them in. Or even if they shot, they would not go for head shots. The police do not have "In Case of Zombie Outbreak" training.
They do not shoot people for trying to bite people. Even SWAT members.
They shoot as a last option. And last time I checked "Oh noes, he is trying to bite me" does not call for being shot.
It would end as such: Zombies get restrained somehow or another, with at least a handful of members being infected. Infection spreads through holding centers/HQ. Zohmbees.
...talking to a zombie would get me better results.
So, even though you think so highly of SWAT members...they could be put in a position so easily that their throats would just be getting ripped out? Wow, my faith is in them all the way.
And once again...Unarmed, slowly moving people. Suspect of being 'terrorists' or not, they can't just bloody well shoot to kill. If they had guns? Yes. Knives/melee weapons? Maybe. They just can not simply go "What? Refuse to listen to me? EAT HOT LEAD, MOFO."
Besides, if you think just calling up the police and going "Domestic terrorists at the beach, send SWAT kthnx." would get you immediate if any results..No. Not even close.
would get you immediate if any results..No. Not even close.
Blow up the propane tank and they would be on their way in 10 seconds . . . .
"What? Refuse to listen to me? EAT HOT LEAD, MOFO."
I lol'd.
Actually, suspected terrorists that won't listen to you could be wanting to kill you, which they are, would warrant at least an extremely painful encounter with a tazer. Of course, this won't do jack, and they will be shot.
Only problem is, the outbreak started at the stand, meaning you have to get close to the zombies to disconnect the gas. I wouldn't risk it.
bude i just like to point out typos, don't have to be grumpy.
And that's fine, if you can spell. Until then, just keep your mouth shut.
....You are going to sit there, look me straight in the electronic eyes..and tell me SWAT snipers are trained for zombie outbreaks.
You obviously don't know the first thing about the SWAT. You do reaslise the first 5 years of they're training constitutes of how to handle zombie pandemics, alien invasions and 4 year olds with scissors? Those are the 3 most likely things to bring down the entire nation.
Oh noes! He is ripping my throat out! Do nothing!
Yeah, I too enjoy doing things with no trachea.
I would also like to say that I thoroughly enjoyed reading the last page and watching TSL get his ass handed to him.
Only problem is, the outbreak started at the stand, meaning you have to get close to the zombies to disconnect the gas. I wouldn't risk it.
Oh, did it? I kinda missed that point. As said, I was in a hurry. Well, my reasoning is that they zombies had lots of other meatbags to feast on while I plotted their demise.
...what? I'm looking out for my own hide first. Anything else comes second.
Oh, did it? I kinda missed that point. As said, I was in a hurry. Well, my reasoning is that they zombies had lots of other meatbags to feast on while I plotted their demise.
I see. Maybe you should just wear your medieval helmet, the zombies will probably be too scared to even come close to you.
...what? I'm looking out for my own hide first. Anything else comes second.
